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Chapter 423 What's wrong with my hair?
"Crash value from Hu Zeyang, +1999"
An Xiaoxian jumped up from the bed.
Hu Zeyang was so frightened that he opened the door and ran away.
Unexpectedly, in the living room, Su Ni, Chen Xuan, and two middle-aged women were sitting around playing mahjong.
Su Ni shouted in shock: "Mom! There are hooligans!"
Everyone looked over.
"Fuck..." Hu Zeyang was dumbfounded, and quickly covered his vital parts.
One of the short-haired women asked, "Who are you? Why are you here?"
Another woman said: "Huh? Isn't this Zeyang? Why aren't you wearing clothes...and what's wrong with your hair?"
The short-haired woman said: "Ah? This is the blind date you introduced to my daughter? It's too indecent...and you are so young, why did your hair fall like this? Could it be...kidney deficiency?"
"Crash value from Hu Zeyang, +3000"
Hu Zeyang still doesn't know what happened to his hair.
While putting on his clothes, he said, "Listen to my explanation, things are not as you imagined..."
At this time, An Xiaoxian came out in her pajamas.
"Honey, are you in such a hurry to leave today?"
"I'm going, I don't know you"
The short-haired woman said angrily: "Su Ni, what's going on? You said you invited us to play mahjong at your best friend's house. Why is this Hu Zeyang here, and hiding in the room to do such a thing?"
Su Ni said: "I don't know either, it turns out that Hu Zeyang is this kind of person."
Hu Zeyang pointed at Chen Xuan and said, "Cousin, what's going on? Please explain it clearly!"
Chen Xuan said: "You drank too much with me in the afternoon, and then you had unreasonable thoughts about Suni's best friend."
"I don't have any, and who is Suni?"
Hu Zeyang was dumbfounded.
Chen Xuandao: "It doesn't matter who is Suni first, a man must dare to act, you've already done it, everyone has seen it, and you still want to argue? Forget it, I won't tell you anymore, I'm going to catch a plane, Bye-Bye."
After speaking, Chen Xuan was ready to leave.
Hu Zeyang hurriedly chased after him, "Wait a minute, cousin, have you made arrangements for my 500 million annual salary?"
"Arrange a hammer! What kind of ability do you have, don't you have any points in your mind? What the hell is an annual salary of 500 million? Are you thinking of farting!"
After finishing speaking, Chen Xuan shook his hands and left.
"Brother, brother, you can't do this, didn't we agree to let me be the sales manager, brother?"
When Hu Zeyang walked to the door, he was stopped by the short-haired woman, who was Suni's mother.
"Don't go, let's make it clear! Old Li, if I knew you were introducing this kind of person to Suni, I would never have agreed."
Another long-haired woman hurried forward and said apologetically, "I don't know Zeyang is this kind of person. If I knew, I wouldn't introduce him casually. I'm sorry."
"Crash value from Hu Zeyang, +3000"
An Xiaoxian also went back to her room, changed her clothes and came out.
An Xiaoxian said to Hu Zeyang: "If I get pregnant, you will be responsible for me!"
After speaking, An Xiaoxian also left.
Hu Zeyang was depressed, "Ah, I should have done nothing, right?"
Su Ni stepped forward and took her mother's hand and said: "You see, Mom, next time, don't introduce me to some messy guys."
"Emmm, the world is going downhill, let's go."
"Hey, hey Suni, Auntie, don't go away..."
Hu Zeyang chased him out.
Suni's mother said angrily: "You rascal, you, put your pants on first! Hmph!"
The long-haired woman also said: "Zeyang, I watched you grow up, and you actually forget it, don't talk about it, it's bad!"
Afterwards, the long-haired woman also left.
"Crash value from Hu Zeyang, +3333"
Hu Zeyang froze on the spot with a dazed expression on his face, what the hell did I provoke someone.
Also, what happened to my hair?my hair is not straight
Hu Zeyang took a look in a mirror.
"what!"
"what!!!"
"Crash value from Hu Zeyang, +3456"
"what!!!!!"
The screams resounded through the entire residential building.
Chen Xuan and others downstairs heard these screams.
"Yes!"
Several people clapped hands one by one.
"Your order has been completed, reward: 20 real cash, [vomit sticker]*5."
"This round of task progress (36/100)."
Suni also followed her mother, and secretly turned her head to give Chen Xuan a victory gesture.
Chen Xuandao: "Everyone performed well today! Your acting skills have improved a lot."
Li Ran smiled and said, "Just kidding, we've been hanging out with Brother Xuan for so long, that's for sure!"
Zhao Xiaotian also laughed, "When we were alone and dropped a car key on the table, he was so confused haha!
This guy, so narcissistic, knows his own shortcomings now, right? "
"That's right!" Yang Lei followed suit: "This guy really doesn't know where he got his confidence from. Now it's all right. In the future, he probably has to keep a low profile!"
At this time, Suni sent several WeChat messages.
"Thank you, Brother Xuan! My mother keeps complaining about Hu Zeyang to me! Hehe~"
"And the photo of his head being shaved, next time you dare to harass me again, don't blame me for being rude."
"By the way, Brother Xuan, I'll treat you all to dinner another day! Thank you very much~"
Chen Xuan replied: "Okay."
Afterwards, Chen Xuan said to everyone: "Okay, let's find a place to eat."
At this moment, someone from a distance suddenly shouted: "My child! My child!"
Chen Xuan looked around and saw a young couple, both of them were jumping with anxiety.
Chen Xuan said to Yang Lei, "The camera is on."
Afterwards, Chen Xuan and his party hurried up and asked, "What's going on?"
"We went for a walk after dinner! But my child disappeared!"
Chen Xuan was also speechless. Two young couples could lose sight of a child?
Look at the phones in their hands.
Chen Xuan could also guess that the couple was probably so busy playing with their phones that they didn't notice that the child was lost.
However, now is not the time to blame them.
Chen Xuan became nervous, this was probably another child abduction incident.
Regardless of whether it is true or not, as long as the child is lost, you can report it to the police.
Chen Xuan said decisively: "Report the case immediately! Then go to the police to get the record number!"
The husband and wife were already panicked and overwhelmed.
The child's mother squatted on the ground and wept bitterly.
Chen Xuan was speechless, and he immediately said: "Little fairy, call the police!"
"it is good!"
Chen Xuan asked again: "How long have you been lost?"
"It's been 15 minutes..."
15 minutes, maybe not including the time before they found out that the child was lost!
Soon, An Xiaoxian reported to the police and got the police record number.
Chen Xuan entered this record number in the "Reunion Project" app.
Then began to send an application to open Skynet to the public security system.
At this time, Chen Xuan asked for the child's recent photo, age, name and other information, and asked Zhao Xiaotian and the others to find it separately.
There are also a few enthusiastic people around who also participated in helping to find someone.
After a few minutes, the application to open Skynet has been approved.
Chen Xuan immediately began to upload photos of the child.
"Drip! The portrait recognition is completed, and Skynet has launched."
An Xiaoxian jumped up from the bed.
Hu Zeyang was so frightened that he opened the door and ran away.
Unexpectedly, in the living room, Su Ni, Chen Xuan, and two middle-aged women were sitting around playing mahjong.
Su Ni shouted in shock: "Mom! There are hooligans!"
Everyone looked over.
"Fuck..." Hu Zeyang was dumbfounded, and quickly covered his vital parts.
One of the short-haired women asked, "Who are you? Why are you here?"
Another woman said: "Huh? Isn't this Zeyang? Why aren't you wearing clothes...and what's wrong with your hair?"
The short-haired woman said: "Ah? This is the blind date you introduced to my daughter? It's too indecent...and you are so young, why did your hair fall like this? Could it be...kidney deficiency?"
"Crash value from Hu Zeyang, +3000"
Hu Zeyang still doesn't know what happened to his hair.
While putting on his clothes, he said, "Listen to my explanation, things are not as you imagined..."
At this time, An Xiaoxian came out in her pajamas.
"Honey, are you in such a hurry to leave today?"
"I'm going, I don't know you"
The short-haired woman said angrily: "Su Ni, what's going on? You said you invited us to play mahjong at your best friend's house. Why is this Hu Zeyang here, and hiding in the room to do such a thing?"
Su Ni said: "I don't know either, it turns out that Hu Zeyang is this kind of person."
Hu Zeyang pointed at Chen Xuan and said, "Cousin, what's going on? Please explain it clearly!"
Chen Xuan said: "You drank too much with me in the afternoon, and then you had unreasonable thoughts about Suni's best friend."
"I don't have any, and who is Suni?"
Hu Zeyang was dumbfounded.
Chen Xuandao: "It doesn't matter who is Suni first, a man must dare to act, you've already done it, everyone has seen it, and you still want to argue? Forget it, I won't tell you anymore, I'm going to catch a plane, Bye-Bye."
After speaking, Chen Xuan was ready to leave.
Hu Zeyang hurriedly chased after him, "Wait a minute, cousin, have you made arrangements for my 500 million annual salary?"
"Arrange a hammer! What kind of ability do you have, don't you have any points in your mind? What the hell is an annual salary of 500 million? Are you thinking of farting!"
After finishing speaking, Chen Xuan shook his hands and left.
"Brother, brother, you can't do this, didn't we agree to let me be the sales manager, brother?"
When Hu Zeyang walked to the door, he was stopped by the short-haired woman, who was Suni's mother.
"Don't go, let's make it clear! Old Li, if I knew you were introducing this kind of person to Suni, I would never have agreed."
Another long-haired woman hurried forward and said apologetically, "I don't know Zeyang is this kind of person. If I knew, I wouldn't introduce him casually. I'm sorry."
"Crash value from Hu Zeyang, +3000"
An Xiaoxian also went back to her room, changed her clothes and came out.
An Xiaoxian said to Hu Zeyang: "If I get pregnant, you will be responsible for me!"
After speaking, An Xiaoxian also left.
Hu Zeyang was depressed, "Ah, I should have done nothing, right?"
Su Ni stepped forward and took her mother's hand and said: "You see, Mom, next time, don't introduce me to some messy guys."
"Emmm, the world is going downhill, let's go."
"Hey, hey Suni, Auntie, don't go away..."
Hu Zeyang chased him out.
Suni's mother said angrily: "You rascal, you, put your pants on first! Hmph!"
The long-haired woman also said: "Zeyang, I watched you grow up, and you actually forget it, don't talk about it, it's bad!"
Afterwards, the long-haired woman also left.
"Crash value from Hu Zeyang, +3333"
Hu Zeyang froze on the spot with a dazed expression on his face, what the hell did I provoke someone.
Also, what happened to my hair?my hair is not straight
Hu Zeyang took a look in a mirror.
"what!"
"what!!!"
"Crash value from Hu Zeyang, +3456"
"what!!!!!"
The screams resounded through the entire residential building.
Chen Xuan and others downstairs heard these screams.
"Yes!"
Several people clapped hands one by one.
"Your order has been completed, reward: 20 real cash, [vomit sticker]*5."
"This round of task progress (36/100)."
Suni also followed her mother, and secretly turned her head to give Chen Xuan a victory gesture.
Chen Xuandao: "Everyone performed well today! Your acting skills have improved a lot."
Li Ran smiled and said, "Just kidding, we've been hanging out with Brother Xuan for so long, that's for sure!"
Zhao Xiaotian also laughed, "When we were alone and dropped a car key on the table, he was so confused haha!
This guy, so narcissistic, knows his own shortcomings now, right? "
"That's right!" Yang Lei followed suit: "This guy really doesn't know where he got his confidence from. Now it's all right. In the future, he probably has to keep a low profile!"
At this time, Suni sent several WeChat messages.
"Thank you, Brother Xuan! My mother keeps complaining about Hu Zeyang to me! Hehe~"
"And the photo of his head being shaved, next time you dare to harass me again, don't blame me for being rude."
"By the way, Brother Xuan, I'll treat you all to dinner another day! Thank you very much~"
Chen Xuan replied: "Okay."
Afterwards, Chen Xuan said to everyone: "Okay, let's find a place to eat."
At this moment, someone from a distance suddenly shouted: "My child! My child!"
Chen Xuan looked around and saw a young couple, both of them were jumping with anxiety.
Chen Xuan said to Yang Lei, "The camera is on."
Afterwards, Chen Xuan and his party hurried up and asked, "What's going on?"
"We went for a walk after dinner! But my child disappeared!"
Chen Xuan was also speechless. Two young couples could lose sight of a child?
Look at the phones in their hands.
Chen Xuan could also guess that the couple was probably so busy playing with their phones that they didn't notice that the child was lost.
However, now is not the time to blame them.
Chen Xuan became nervous, this was probably another child abduction incident.
Regardless of whether it is true or not, as long as the child is lost, you can report it to the police.
Chen Xuan said decisively: "Report the case immediately! Then go to the police to get the record number!"
The husband and wife were already panicked and overwhelmed.
The child's mother squatted on the ground and wept bitterly.
Chen Xuan was speechless, and he immediately said: "Little fairy, call the police!"
"it is good!"
Chen Xuan asked again: "How long have you been lost?"
"It's been 15 minutes..."
15 minutes, maybe not including the time before they found out that the child was lost!
Soon, An Xiaoxian reported to the police and got the police record number.
Chen Xuan entered this record number in the "Reunion Project" app.
Then began to send an application to open Skynet to the public security system.
At this time, Chen Xuan asked for the child's recent photo, age, name and other information, and asked Zhao Xiaotian and the others to find it separately.
There are also a few enthusiastic people around who also participated in helping to find someone.
After a few minutes, the application to open Skynet has been approved.
Chen Xuan immediately began to upload photos of the child.
"Drip! The portrait recognition is completed, and Skynet has launched."
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