The system takes me for surgery

Soon the operation was coming to an end.

Xie Tianmu guessed that he was addicted to smoking. When he saw this, he got off the operating table early.

Liang Yi continued to suture the external oblique aponeurosis, subcutaneous tissue and skin in layers and intermittently in front of the spermatic cord.

The operation is over.

The head nurse smiled and said, "Smoker, why are you in such a hurry?"

Xie Tianmu raised his eyebrows, and said: "You have already hit the mark, and you still have to ask, why don't you hurry up and help me untie my clothes."

"Big name, you have the airs of being an official." The head nurse complained.

"No, compared with your leaders, I dare not say that."

The head nurse's husband is the principal of a middle school. Although the nurses in the hospital work hard, they have certain advantages in choosing a spouse because they are within the system.

If you have an advantage in appearance, you can usually marry someone with good conditions.

Xie Tianmu saw Liang Yi's ability. After getting off the operating table, the two walked side by side in the corridor of the surgery building, and said, "Liang Yi, you will take care of this patient. Other doctors can't handle that family member."

"Okay." Liang Yi nodded, which is probably a recognition of his ability.

Li Zhengping had just finished operating in the operating room, and when he came to the sink, he heard the head nurse in the operating room mentioning the operation performed by Liang Yi and emergency department director Xie Tianmu today.

The head nurse smiled and said, "Your old Xie just poked two holes and almost couldn't get off the stage."

"Oh? What about now?" Li Zhengping asked, scrubbing with hand sanitizer.

"Go down now."

Li Zhengping's face darkened and he said, "So serious?"

The head nurse laughed suddenly and said, "It's not the patients who went down, it was they who went down, not...the patients went down, so did they."

"Confused, gibberish."

The head nurse gave him a blank look, and said, "It's all right, that student of yours helped him save the stage."

Students help the teacher save Taiwan?Li Zhengping asked: "Which student?"

"It's the doctor who came to the Affiliated Hospital of Haiping City for training! He's young and handsome, that."

"You mean Liang Yi?"

"Yes, his name is difficult to pronounce, and I often can't name it."

Unexpectedly, this old guy would stare at the students in our group, and without saying hello to me, borrowed him while I was on the operating table.

"What happened?" Although Li Zhengping had some opinions on Xie Tianmu's personal aspects, he was still clear about his abilities. Based on his experience, ordinary problems would not catch him so unprepared.

"It touched the vein first, and then touched the artery during the stripping. I heard from Liang Yi that the hemangioma changed the anatomical position of the blood vessel."

Sometimes there is no report before the operation, and a tumor is found only when it is opened. It is really unexpected. Li Zhengping said: "No wonder."

"However, this Liang Yi's kung fu is really good. I just saw that he took it in a calm manner, and he got rid of the two bleeding spots in three or two strokes."

"This kid is a little level. It's a pity to be in their affiliated hospital." Li Zhengping nodded in affirmation.

"That's not necessarily the case. There are also many people who come from behind." The head nurse said.

"That's true." Li Zhengping said.

Liang Yi returned to the emergency department.

Nurse Xiaoyue walked in excitedly and said, "Do you know?"

Chen Wenji asked: "What's the matter? Is there something serious?"

"Haven't you heard?"

"What did you hear?"

I am not active in eating melons, and I have mental problems. When I heard that there are big melons to eat, the doctors and nurses who are busy in the office immediately surrounded me.

Nurse Xiaoyue said mysteriously, "Do you know the rich man in bed thirteen?"

Everyone followed the director's ward rounds to see this patient. This patient is very talkative, as long as there is a problem, he will bluff.

Talking about how uncomfortable he is all day, everyone thinks this patient is hypocritical.

And I often heard him quarreling with his wife in the ward. Today, when everyone went to the ward round, he threatened the director that his rash due to seafood allergies had almost disappeared, and he planned to be discharged in the morning, but his ID card The photocopies were never brought, and the doctors and nurses were scolded.

Nurse Xiaoyue said: "Do you know what happened when I came to check the ward in the morning?"
Chen Wenji said: "Don't be a fool, just say it."
Xiaoyue clapped her hands mysteriously, coupled with her obscene expression, everyone understood instantly.

Chen Wenji said: "Unexpectedly, their husband and wife are usually noisy, and they are quite sexual in the early morning, no wonder they asked for a bed. for doing this."
Although inappropriate behavior in the hospital bed is not common in hospitals, it still happens from time to time.

Xiaoyue said: "If it's a couple, I don't think it's weird, it's a couple's business, it's only weird if they're not a couple."
Dr. Kobayashi said: "I saw a wonderful couple when I came to the emergency department, and it was the same. The man's leg was broken. After his wife took care of him for a night, his lover came after her wife returned in the morning, and then The noise was too loud, and the drunk patient next door kicked in the door, and then, the scene was very embarrassing, they fought, and the plaster shattered."
When you hear this, the image in everyone's mind immediately emerges.

Xiaoyue shook her head and said unconvinced: "My one is even more weird than yours."
Chen Wenji said with a smile: "This is so weird, and it can be even more weird than this."
"Sure enough, there are all kinds of birds when the forest is big, and there are all kinds of patients when the hospital is big, and a rich woman should not be a mistress."
"Not mistress? Not wife, not mistress." Chen Wenji fell into deep thought.

Liang Yi said: "You said that man is a male mistress?"
Xiaoyue gave a thumbs up silently and said, "It's right! It's a man."
Several doctors burst out their three views and collectively complained.

"I'm not against gays, but in a hospital, it's too..."
"Is this considered cheating in marriage?"
"This is more serious than cheating in marriage. This patient is cheating on marriage!"
Chen Wenji asked, "Xiaoyue, how did you know that?"
Xiaoyue said: "Their voices are so loud, how do you think I know, the ward next door responded, so I went to knock on the door to remind. When I saw his boyfriend come out, I was shocked."
Chen Wenji said: "This rich man has a weird temper. He said that he had a heartache the other day, so he insisted on talking with me until two or three o'clock. I was exhausted."
"Did he fall in love with you?" Xiaoyue asked.

Chen Wenji quickly shook his arms and said, "Don't scare me, I'm a serious straight man."
"There's no need to explain. It's obvious that there is a problem. People say that same-sex attracts. You must have that kind of temperament to be targeted by him." Xiaoyue said.