Drunk love words are wrong, the female president wants to be my wife

Su Xiaoniu also frowned, and looked at the man with extremely cold eyes.

Does this kind of creature exist in this world?

Compared with her husband, it's so far away!

My husband even fed me porridge before negotiating with Mr. Wang!

Ah bah, there is no way to compare with my husband!
Jiang Chen touched the tip of his nose, subconsciously wanting to give Zhang Dahe a meal.

But after thinking about it, that would be boring, it would be better to let him have a long memory.

Coincidentally, Jiang Chen originally wanted to try it.

"Hello, I want to try it."

After listening to Jiang Chen's words, the shopping guide's darkened face eased a lot.

This gentleman is still pleasing to the eye, and if my wife stops me from trying, I have to empathize with my girlfriend!

Look at that Zhang Dahe, what the hell!
It's okay to be escorted by his wife, and he still looks reluctant, and he's a fucking scumbag!

The shopping guide rolled her eyes at Zhang Dahe, and then smiled at Jiang Chen.

Then start the machine in three or two clicks.

"Sir, if you feel unwell during the period."

"You can give me a gesture at any time, and I will stop the machine immediately."

"We are just experiencing, after all, it is not real, we still do what we can."

Su Xiaoniu still wants to grab Jiang Chen...
"Silly girl, didn't you listen to what my sister said?"

"Don't worry, don't you worry about how your husband is doing?"

"I'm not willing to suffer myself."

Jiang Chen's words gave Su Xiaoniu confidence like a spring breeze.

The corners of her mouth were raised, and the pear rim was as sweet as honey.

Now that it's all said and done, how can she refuse!
All I have to do now is to cheer my husband on!
Su Xiaoniu squandered her little pink fist, bit her red lips slyly and showed her little canine teeth.

"Then husband, come on!"

Jiang Chen shrugged, and sat down on the machine with a cold face.

Zhang Dahe also calmed down. In the final analysis, did he want to try when he yelled so loudly?
Are you free?It's okay to come here for a while, wouldn't it be nice to sleep comfortably at home?
But let go of all the harsh words, and it would be too embarrassing for him not to sit on it.

Coincidentally, Jiang Chen tried it, and Zhang Dahe also had a bottom line in his heart.

"Sir, that's the beginning."

The shopping guide gave a sweet smile and pressed the start button.

A lot of customers came over, and they wanted to see how far this handsome father-to-be in his 20s could last.

Many fathers who have experienced it even communicated.

"Young people are full of recklessness. Last time I made it to the eighth level, it shouldn't be a problem for the young man to reach the ninth level."

"Level eight? I'm Zhuo, big brother, it's inhumane, I'm done at level six!"

"Level six? Brother, are you paralyzed? Or are you a little weak?"

The first-level pain is probably the feeling of being bitten by a mosquito.

Many people don't even feel it.

There is no pain until the second level.

Three or four levels, similar to the feeling of being cut by a knife.

To Jiang Chen, these are no different from sprinkles!

He was very naughty in the village when he was a child, this is commonplace!
But the pain of level six or seven is hard to bear!

It is similar to the severe feeling of girls during dysmenorrhea.

Jiang Chen frowned slightly, feeling very uncomfortable!

"husband"

Su Xiaoniu exhaled coquettishly, she raised her eyes and met Jiang Chen's relaxed eyes, only then did she feel relieved.

Ten seconds later, the pain reached level ten.

Everyone was surprised to find that Jiang Chen only frowned a little deeper.

The grade continues to rise, and the twelfth grade is equivalent to the pain during childbirth!
Jiang Chen frowned deeply, he carried it for ten seconds abruptly!

The shopping guide lady turned off the machine, and Jiang Chen immediately felt no pressure at all.

Immediately move your mind!
"System, relieve my pain quickly!"

"Zhuo, you are awkward."

The moment Jiang Chen frowned slightly, he felt really uncomfortable!
At that time, the system reminded that the pain can be relieved by consuming bond points.

But Jiang Chen was useless at the time.

It’s a good try, if you can’t persevere, you won’t be ashamed, but md will be ashamed if you use the plug-in!

A contestant who could eat steamed buns and mustard greens for a week in high school, Jiang Chen's endurance is extraordinary!

But now to save some crimes, I must use the system!
"Honey, are you okay?"

Before Jiang Chen recovered, Su Xiaoniu hugged him!

White hands touch back and forth
"Oh, I don't feel anything at all."

"I didn't even hum, do you think this stuff can make me uncomfortable?"

"Isn't this as simple as playing house?"

Jiang Chen smiled meanly, and pinched Su Xiaoniu's delicate face.

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Zhang Dahe's eyes.

Sure enough, Zhang Dahe sneaked closer to Jiang Chen's side.

hey hey smile.

"Brother, does this machine really hurt?"

"I just heard them say..."

"Aren't there videos on the Internet? This thing can make everyone roll in pain."

"You really don't feel it?"

Jiang Chen raised his eyes and looked at Zhang Dahe, and then his eyes became firm.

Hooking Zhang Dahe's shoulder, said in a low voice.

"Brother, I really don't feel it."

"I don't know why, this machine seems to be broken."

"It seems that the pain is escalating, but the actual feeling is the same."

"Thinking about it, the machine in the mother and baby store can be too effective?"

"It's just a show..."

It is said that Zhang Dahe is going back to his ancestors!
Fuck?Really?Little brother, you are really my bosom friend!

Here today, you are my god!

"Thank you brother!"

A flash of heroism flashed between Zhang Dahe's brows, and he patted Jiang Chen's shoulder.

Turn around and look at your own wife!
"Didn't you ask me to try this machine?"

"Crying that giving birth is painful all day long, it's all because you are too pampered!"

"I'll let you see how tolerant I am as a man!"

After finishing speaking, Zhang Dahe threw off his arm and hooked it with one hand.

Signal the shopping guide lady to turn on the machine!

Although Zhang Dahe was very upset, he even wanted to hurt him severely!
But the shopping guide lady still kept her sanity.

"Sir, if you really can't bear it"

Zhang Dahe frowned fiercely!
"What are you barking at?"

"Huh? I can't bear it?"

"I hate a woman like you who looks down on people like a dog!"

"Why can others bear it and I can't bear it?"

This other person refers to Jiang Chen, of course.

Zhang Dahe turned his gaze, he decided today that he must pretend this b.

We all know that the machine is broken, so if we don't make a vote, wouldn't that be a waste of a godsend?
"Give me a grade [-] pain directly!"

"I want you to see what a will like steel is!"

The shopping guide gasped!
Sir, this request of yours is really
It won my heart!
If you change someone, the shopping guide lady will definitely persuade you.

But Zhang Dahe?

sorry not human
The shopping guide lady flipped her hands and operated, 2 minutes later.

Looking at Zhang Dahe with a slight smile, he nodded and smiled, full of anticipation.

"Sir, please sit down!"

The corner of Zhang Dahe's mouth twitched, and he sat down heavily on the machine!

That action was clean and neat, without any muddle!