Siheyuan: I, He Yuzhu, an outlaw lunatic

obvious.

He Yuzhu looked at Lou Xiaoe's actions.

Seen by the deaf old lady.

The deaf old lady grinning from ear to ear said, "I found Ezi, and she cooked the food!"

Done.

The deaf old lady beckoned He Yuzhu to sit down.

Even at this time.

The deaf old lady also said: "Although Ezi is from a rich family, but she can go to the hall and go to the kitchen, she is pretty, and she can love others!"

"She's like my granddaughter."

of course.

The deaf old lady did not forget to add: "Zhuzi, you are just like my grandson."

"Ezi, don't be so busy, sit down and eat together!"

"Hey!"

Lou Xiaoe responded.

Then take off the apron.

after that.

Then she came to sit down at the table of the Eight Immortals.

"beef?"

Looking at the casserole with beef, Lou Xiaoe was quite surprised.

after all.

in this era.

If you can eat a meal of beef, it will be the same as Chinese New Year.

"The beef was bought by Zhu Zi. He earns a lot, and he is alone. Anyway, the money can't be spent." The deaf old lady said this, and somehow turned to Qin Huairu, "Zhu Zi, If you want me to say, you're right if you can think about it. There's no need to treat yourself bitterly by yourself. If you don't love yourself, the money you save is also cheaper than that widow Qin Huairu. "

"It's not my old lady who is gossiping. Look at the Jia family, is there a good person?"

"You did so much for them before, do they miss you a little bit?"

Speaking of which.

The deaf old lady took the initiative to pick up a piece of meat and put it in He Yuzhu's bowl.

Then another piece of meat was caught.

This time it was placed in Lou Xiaoe's bowl.

"Don't be stupid, let's eat!"

"Have a meal!"

As the master of this house.

The deaf old lady greeted like this.

"Today is the reunion dinner for the three of us, there are no outsiders, so there is no need to be cautious."

"Here we are."

"It's like coming to my own home."

"Eat what you should eat, drink what you should drink, and talk what you should talk about."

The deaf old lady in complete command of the home court.

Don't look at just a lonely old man.

but.

I have experienced a lot.

Nothing in this world is clear.

chat and chat.

The deaf old lady talked about Lou Xiaoe somehow, and Xu Damao was mentioned.

Just say that Xu Damao is not human.

There is such a flowery wife in the family, but I don't cherish it, and she is still messing around outside, it is nothing.

Lou Xiao'e followed Xu Damao, and almost fell into a pit of fire.

then.

The deaf old lady mentioned He Yuzhu again.

Such a grown-up person has yet to solve his personal problems.

As an elder, she was a little impatient.

Anyway.

The old lady just chattered here and there.

to the end.

The deaf old lady looked at Lou Xiao'e, and said something astonishing: "Ezi, what do you think of our pillars?"

once Upon a time.

Lou Xiao'e is also a lady of every family, a lady belonging to the bourgeoisie.

Even if she married Xu Damao later and became someone else's wife, she still couldn't help being thin-skinned.

Asked by the deaf old lady.

Lou Xiao'e, whose face was flushed with embarrassment, just lowered her head and didn't say anything.

"Oh, Ezi is still shy."

The deaf old lady is careless.

The deaf old lady who once again transferred the chat object from Lou Xiao'e to He Yuzhu, praised Lou Xiao'e again in front of He Yuzhu.

after that.

The old lady asked calmly, "Zhuzi, what do you think of my granddaughter?"

He Yuzhu: "..."

To tell the truth.

Here's the thing.

If He Yuzhu still doesn't understand what kind of tricks the deaf old lady is up to, then his two lifetimes will really be wasted.

Even.

He once obsessively chased after Qin Mansiheyuan.

I also understand the scene when the deaf old lady pulled the red line.

but.

People who really put themselves in their shoes are in it.

He Yuzhu was still taken aback by the deaf old lady's openness.

To tell the truth.

Lou Xiaoe satisfies a man's fantasy of a shy wife.

If.

He Yuzhu was not tempted at all.

Then it's not really a man.

"I……"

Here.

He Yuzhu hasn't written anything from me yet.

The deaf old lady with a good capacity for alcohol began to persuade He Yuzhu and Lou Xiao'e to drink again.

"Drink, drink and talk."

talking.

The deaf old lady has raised her glass.

even.

Three rounds of wine.

The five flavors of the meal.

after that.

The deaf old lady found an excuse and went out for a while.

And when opening the door.

After the deaf old lady closed the door, she didn't forget to lock it from the outside.

"Old lady, what are you doing?"

Lou Xiaoe came to the door quickly.

All I could hear was the laughing voice of the deaf old lady outside the door.

"Ezi, seize the opportunity. What era is it now, men and women are equal and free to fall in love, don't wrong yourself."

"Zhuzi, you are a man, take the initiative!"

Done.

The deaf old lady left happily on crutches.

inside the room.

Only Lou Xiaoe and He Yuzhu were left.

Ding dong.

at this time.

The system is online.

"Scenario: The old deaf lady intends to match the host with Lou Xiaoe."

"Option [-]: Such a glamorous beauty is standing in front of the host. A man and a widow are alone in a room, does the host have no idea? Oh, oh! The moonlight in front of the bed seems to be frost on the ground..."

"Choose reward: a Phoenix bicycle ticket! Drive, the host is serious."

"Option [-]: Other people's wives, the host can also have sex. Isn't the host afraid of Xu Damao's revenge? The big deal is that the host is not a man, so let's not mess around. Anyway, the host can't do it either."

"Choose the reward: three hundred catties of wolfberry, the host needs to make up for it."

After seeing these two options.

He Yuzhu was a little dumbfounded.

exactly.

He was being mischievous by his own system, and he was so teased that he didn't know what to say.

Especially option two.

What the hell is three hundred catties of wolfberry?

He Yuzhu thought to himself: System, am I as miserable as you think?

Two options were placed in front of He Yuzhu.

In fact, how to choose.

There are no two options.

He Yuzhu already had an idea.

Who told him that He Yuzhu's idol was Prime Minister Cao.

as a man.

Who hasn't had a heroic dream.

Now that I am on par with idols.

Then you have to learn everything about idols.

Because the deaf old lady suddenly locked the door.

Surprised by this move, Lou Xiaoe came to the door instinctively.

Ben had a drink.

A gust of cold wind blew through the crack of the door.

The wind did not blow away Lou Xiao'e's drunkenness, but brought her drunkenness up.

Because one foot is unstable.

Lou Xiaoe, who almost stopped, staggered and almost fell.

crucial moment.

He Yuzhu, who was in a hurry, instinctively took the lead.

"Ezi, are you okay?"

He Yuzhu, who was condescending, just looked at Lou Xiao'e in his arms and asked.

Lou Xiaoe was taken aback for a moment.

Then feel something.

I don't know if it's because of the drunkenness, or because of other reasons, I blushed, my face and neck were completely red.

And this time.

It was only then that He Yuzhu noticed that his right hand was covering a different place.

Although his right hand passed through Lou Xiao'e's back, protecting Lou Xiao'e who was about to fall.

but.

He Yuzhu's right palm covered Lou Xiao'e's chest.

just.

He Yuzhu was still surprised.

What is so soft.

at this time.

Only then did he discover the crux of the problem.

"Pillar, I...I..."

Because of shyness.

I spent a long time.

Lou Xiao'e didn't have a message from me either.

To tell the truth.

Lou Xiao'e was originally the type that men liked.

It would be a lie to say that He Yuzhu is not tempted.

Alcohol obsession.

a time.

He Yuzhu, who was drunk, looked at Lou Xiao'e's red lips, and lowered his head involuntarily.

The man had already walked out of the house and came to the deaf old lady in the yard. She was so happy and happy.

"I just don't know if I can have a great-grandson in my arms next year."

The deaf old lady, who completely regarded He Yuzhu and Lou Xiaoe as her grandchildren, muttered to herself.

And at this time.

A voice spoke up.

"Deaf old lady, you have no children, why did you embrace your great-grandson?"

It was Xu Damao who spoke.

The appearance of this guy surprised the deaf old lady.

"Why did you come out?"

The deaf old lady looked at Xu Damao who appeared in the compound, and asked a question.

"me……"

I spent a long time.

Xu Damao, who was hesitating and spitting, was angry in his heart, and he didn't bother to talk to the deaf old lady.

to him.

This prison squatting useless.

He was detained in the detention center for 48 hours for no reason.

of course.

Xu Damao is also a good person. He entrusted his relationship and found Director Wang from the street as a guarantee, so he came out ahead of time.

Up to now.

Xu Damao hasn't eaten yet.

"Ezi, Ezi!"

"I am back!"

Xu Damao walked straight towards his house with his voice raised.

"Ezi, she's not here."

The deaf old lady caught up with small steps and reminded her.

"Ok?"

Xu Damao was taken aback.

"Aren't you imprisoned! Ezi will go back to her mother's house."

The deaf old lady, who didn't even blink her eyelids, spoke so fluently.

while talking.

The deaf old lady did not forget to glance at her room to see if the door was closed.

"Spoiler!"

Xu Damao, who didn't think too much, was exhausted.

obvious.

During the time in the detention center, he was tortured enough.

Xu Damao, who didn't want to talk nonsense with the deaf old lady, just went back to his room.

at the same time.

exactly.

It was the moment when Xu Damao's voice sounded.

Lou Xiaoe, who crawled out of bed and exposed her head, just patted He Yuzhu on the shoulder.

"what happened?"

He Yuzhu asked.

"Xu Damao seems to be back."

For Xu Damao.

Lou Xiaoe was still a little scared.

"Are you planning to go out like this?"

He Yuzhu reminded me.

Only then did Lou Xiaoe notice that she was not wearing any clothes yet.

"If you want me to say, he will come when he comes!"

One thought, this is more exciting.

He Yuzhu continued: "The old lady will cover up, don't worry. What's more, he just came out, so it's impossible for him to know anything."

To tell the truth.

He Yuzhu didn't expect that Xu Damao would come out early.

This matter.

No one thought of it.

Anyway, things have come to this point.

Heart is crossed.

Lou Xiaoe, who was willing to go all out, just covered the quilt and got into the bed directly.

"Ezi, zz mouth!"

"You're dead!"

…………

people at home.

Xu Damao originally planned to find something to eat.

However, there is no leftovers at all.

"This girl, go back to her mother's house when she returns to her mother's house. The house is still so clean."

Xu Damao, who was cursing, had no choice but to grab peanuts to satisfy his hunger.

Maybe I was exhausted in the detention center.

I drank three or two drinks.

I ate a handful of peanuts.

after that.

Xu Damao just planned to fall into bed and sleep.

Now he just wants to recharge his batteries, and then wait until tomorrow to think about how to get revenge on He Yuzhu.

In Xu Damao's view.

I can go in by myself.

It was He Yuzhu who did it.

that time.

If it wasn't for He Yuzhu talking nonsense.

I will not share this unlucky thing.

Actually.

when we got home.

Xu Damao heard the news of having sex.

that time.

He's still a little interested.

I thought it was Yan Jiecheng, the eldest son of the old Yan family, and his wife Yu Li, who were messing with each other.

But no matter how great the interest is, there will be times when listening to boredom.

not to mention.

just now.

He, Xu Damao, guards the vacant room alone, all alone.

Sexual interest, but no object ah.

Isn't this Barbie Q?

semi-consciously.

I don't know how long it took.

Xu Damao, who was between falling asleep and not falling asleep, turned over and sat up.

I was in a bad mood.

Maybe it was the movement that interested him before, but it was still going on.

Iron Man can't stand this either.

not to mention.

For Xu Damao who was alone in the vacant room, this matter was still insulting.

To know.

He used to be a romantic, although he is known as a veteran of making flowers, but he prefers to pursue quick battles.

The shoehorn had an angry expression on his face.

He glanced at the clock at two o'clock.

Xu Damao was so angry that he couldn't hold back his anger any longer, so he yelled, "There's more to it, what time is it? It's not like making trouble with cats."

If someone else.

I'm afraid that Xu Damao has come looking for him.

However, he suspects that the people who are tormenting this news are Yan Jiecheng, the eldest son of the Yan family, and Yan Jiecheng's daughter-in-law Yu Li.

I don't know if I heard Xu Damao's words.

Ruouowuxihe laughter sounded.

This slightly insulting laughter made Xu Damao lie down on the bed angrily, and then slapped his butt on the bed forcefully in protest.

"Who won't do it!"

Xu Damao also muttered this sentence.