Siheyuan: I, He Yuzhu, an outlaw lunatic

To tell the truth.

I want to impose a small precept according to Xu Damao's preferences.

Actually.

It's not an easy task.

Who made Xu Damao's preferences a little different?

This requires props.

And at this time.

He Yuzhu's eyes lit up.

prior to.

He was still worried, wondering where to find Xu Damao's shit.

Although the system issued rewards, it was true, but it did not provide important props - shit.

Good luck.

Just when He Yuzhu was worried about this, a little flower dog passed by here.

It's a native dog raised by Aunt Wang's family.

Lift your hind legs.

It was thin and thick on the spot.

after that.

The little flower dog left with a twist of its buttocks.

even.

At this moment, He Yuzhu was a little suspicious whether this was the secret assistance of the system.

No query system.

After having such an important prop.

He Yuzhu pointed at Xu Damao and said, "Damao, what do you think is that?"

just.

Xu Damao's attention was focused on Ran Qiuye.

I wanted to win Ran Qiuye's favor by relying on my economic conditions and social connections.

But before Ran Qiuye paid attention to him.

He Yuzhu had already started to chime in.

This made Xu Damao very unhappy.

At this moment.

Xu Damao had forgotten that among the three, he was the outsider.

Originally, Xu Damao was aggrieved because He Yuzhu interfered with his good affairs, but it didn't matter if he glanced in the direction of He Yuzhu's finger with his attention.

Xu Damao's face darkened in an instant, and he was about to explode with anger.

What He Yuzhu pointed at.

Xu Damao is no stranger to him.

Who made him have several close contacts.

and.

every time.

In his opinion, Xu Damao.

He became a laughing stock, was covered in shit, and was in a mess, all because of He Yuzhu.

now.

Seeing He Yuzhu talk shit again, Xu Damao, who was trembling all over, couldn't guess what He Yuzhu meant.

Although He Yuzhu hasn't elicited the following, Xu Damao, who felt that his scars had been uncovered, trembled and shouted angrily: "Silly Zhu!"

"If you thank me, it will be waived. We are young, who is with whom!"

"I know you have hobbies and needs in this area."

"You're welcome."

"While it's hot."

"Da Mao, why don't you hurry up and destroy him."

Done.

He Yuzhu secretly cast the puppet charm.

This thing is very simple to use.

It is even easier to use than the truth charm.

after all.

The truth talisman also needs to be attached to the target's body in order to be effective.

However.

Because it is produced by the system.

Others can't see it.

Only He Yuzhu, who owns the system, can see it.

and.

After the time is up, this talisman will automatically dissipate without a trace.

The puppet talisman is similar to the truth talisman in that it is also invisible to outsiders, and will automatically disappear after a certain period of time.

But to use the puppet talisman, there is no need to stick it on the target. The user only needs to hold it in his hand, unite his mind, and think about the target while facing the puppet talisman.

The function of the talisman will also be activated.

As Xu Damao's figure appeared in He Yuzhu's mind.

next second.

The puppet talisman that was still in He Yuzhu's hand automatically floated towards Xu Damao, and then stuck to Xu Damao's body.

Seeing that Xu Damao trembled all over.

This is the phenomenon that the puppet symbol has an effect.

"Da Mao, what are you still doing?"

"Aren't you satisfied?"

"It's quite fresh."

"I think it suits your taste quite well."

"You don't have to be polite while it's hot."

He Yuzhu continued talking.

Hear this.

Xu Damao was so angry.

"Silly Zhu, I'll fight with you."

I wanted to shout out such a cheering word.

But after opening his mouth, Xu Damao was dumbfounded.

There was a barking cry.

That kind of cry is lifelike.

It's not the barking of ordinary domestic dogs, but the barking of a very ferocious wild dog.

soon.

The barking stopped.

Xu Damao's eyes were wide open, the eyeballs almost missed being fired.

He couldn't figure it out.

What is the situation.

Why are things the way they are?

I obviously wanted to speak harshly, to strengthen my courage, and to improve my morale before fighting He Yuzhu, why did my rhetoric turn into howls?

this problem.

Xu Damao couldn't figure it out.

And this strange dog barking was just the beginning of Xu Damao's tragic life.

because.

Next.

It was the real highlight, the nightmare that made Xu Damao want to cry.

Following He Yuzhu's thought.

What I saw was Xu Damao running towards the pile of shit at high speed.

to say.

Xu Damao is also a werewolf.

Squat.

Grab the shit with your hands and don't say it.

Just put it in your mouth.

Moreover, eating that is called a relish.

There was an expression of enjoyment on his face.

It seems that the pile of feces pulled by that little flowery dog ​​is simply not enough for a man as big as Xu Damao.

Three under five divided by two.

In a few minutes.

The pile of dog shit on the ground was wiped out by Xu Damao gobbling it up.

Because Ran Qiuye had never seen such a terrifying thing.

now.

The woman was also frightened.

Both hands clenched into fists.

His face was pale and he didn't say anything.

to the end.

Stomach churning.

Feeling disgusted instantly.

Ran Qiuye, who couldn't stand it anymore, turned her head and almost threw up.

"Why is this man like this?"

Ran Qiuye looked at He Yuzhu and asked.

"People have their own preferences, and we should not discriminate against them just because they like something special."

"If you don't like it, just ignore it."

He Yuzhu answered Ran Qiuye's question by saying a few words like this.

And at this time.

The system is back online.

"Scenario: Today is sunny, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and Ran Qiuye took the initiative to find the host. Doesn't the host have any ideas?"

"Option [-]: The host is an idiot, why don't you seize the opportunity quickly. Take advantage of this time and propose a date with Ran Qiuye. Well, we are all educated people, so we can't say it so directly. Let me hint at the host, isn't it No way! If the host can’t do it, let the system do it.”

"Choose reward: 300 yuan."

"Sentiment from the system: Host, look, how considerate I am of the system."

"Option [-]: The host is not the kind of man who can't walk when he sees a woman, and the host is not a casual person. As soon as he comes to look for him, the host agrees. Does it seem that the host is too casual. So that's it Say goodbye to Ran Qiuye and say that you still have something to do."

"Choose reward: a complete set of the classic Mr. Cang movie series."

"Sentiment from the system: If the host is not simulating, the actual combat is a bit too much."

"System, your uncle!"

He Yuzhu, with a dark face, looked at the two options provided by the system, couldn't bear it anymore, and replied directly.

seemingly.

That is, recently.

Do not know since when.

This system bound by myself is a bit floating!