Xiaoyaobing President Wang Qiao
Chapter 152 Zhao Shihan's 8 punches
"Don't be angry, Shihan, don't worry, you will always be the main wife, and I will never let others ride on your head."
Li Shijian patted her on the shoulder, with a serious face and a sonorous voice, as if he was talking about something serious.
"Li Shijian, I think you are courting death!"
Zhao Shihan erupted, she was furious, clenched her right fist, raised her white fist, and swung it at Li Shijian's cheek.
A left uppercut hit Li Shijian's right cheek, without showing him any affection.
Without stopping, it was another right uppercut, aimed at his right eye, and rushed straight away, with a biting wind, as if it wanted to smash this world into pieces.
"Bang, bang, bang!"
Left uppercut, right uppercut, Zhao Shihan's body swayed rhythmically, Wang Bashen Fist, which everyone in China knows, was beaten vigorously by her.
Mu Han nodded and praised her from time to time, admiring her very much, even, she was a little ready to move, wanting to come up by herself, and doing the same thing.
Liu Junli couldn't bear it, but she was also a little happy. Seeing Li Shijian being beaten, there was a secret happiness in her heart, cheap and refreshing.
A series of voices sounded, and within a few minutes, Li Shijian was beaten all over the face.
He held up a pair of panda eyes, took a deep breath, stated the facts and reasoned:
"Confucius said, if you beat someone, you don't slap your face. I was disfigured by you.
"Hmph, you deserve it!"
Zhao Shihan put his hands on his hips, his small mouth pouted slightly.
Li Shijian didn't go to Fang Jiewa for a day, and for the sake of seeing him injured these two days, give him a good face, what's the matter now.
Now I dare to tease my best friend in front of my face, and when I get married in the future, I will directly do it with real guns, that's fine!
"I was joking with her. After all, you are also the president of a large group? Why are you so small-minded."
Li Shijian curled his lips, the cheeks on both sides of his mouth were a little swollen from the beating, and looked like some kind of animal that was often insulted by the Chinese people.
"Hmph, don't worry about me, I feel like hitting you when I see you looking like this."
Zhao Shihan is extremely domineering with her hands on her hips, but this domineering look makes her look a little cute.
Seeing the two different tastes, Li Shijian couldn't help pursing his lips, feeling a little moved in his heart.
"What are you doing? Rogue, pervert, I shouldn't have taken you in back then!"
She was happy in her heart, and thought proudly, it seemed that she was still very beautiful, and he couldn't stand it after just a second look, but her mouth was still like a knife.
Suddenly, Li Shijian took a step forward, put his lips against hers, made a light impression, moved his hand behind her and pinched it, then retracted it immediately, and said meanly:
"The small mouth is good. It's still the original formula and taste. The back is also very flexible. You can have a son after seeing it."
"you wanna die!"
Zhao Shihan was shy and happy in his heart, and was not angry, but in front of the two beauties, being molested like this, if he didn't pursue it, it would be impossible to justify it.
At the same time, when she heard Li Shijian's last sentence, she could have a son, and she remembered a saying that the ancient people often said, a big butt can give birth to a son.
"I'm telling the truth."
Li Shijian protested pitifully.
"Okay, stop making trouble, Zhao Shihan, let him taste those dishes first, if you want to clean up him, go back to clean up at night."
"Li Shijian, you can't taste it, did you do it on purpose? I want to change the topic, let me see that you have surrendered, and wait to do something for me in the future!"
Liu Junli laughed, stood between them, and pushed them away.
Mu Han shook his head slightly, looking very disappointed.
Li Shijian, this bitch, she wanted to beat him up in her dreams, but he had awakened a few days ago with a divine eye, he was able to see through, and when a fight started, he would act like a rascal and see her whole body, he is simply a hooligan.
She didn't know that Li Shijian had awakened the inheritance, his strength had improved rapidly, and she was no longer what it used to be, and she was no longer his opponent.
"what are you saying?"
Zhao Shihan lost all confidence in speaking for a while, glanced at Liu Junli, twisted her body to one side, and said shyly.
"Then I'm going to taste it, girl, you wait to dance! Hahaha!"
Li Shijian laughed arrogantly, then picked up the chopsticks and tasted the remaining dishes.
There are four dishes left on the table, namely Coca-Cola Chicken Wings, Fungus Eggs, Stir-Fried Spinach with Tofu, and Kung Pao Chicken.
To be honest, Li Shijian has no confidence in his heart, and now he can only take one step at a time.
Li Shijian didn't know the cooking style of the two of them, so he could only distinguish between the taste of the steamed yellow croaker and the taste of Zhao Shihan's cooking that he had guessed earlier.
But there is actually not much difference between them, they are all good at cooking, the amount of seasoning is basically random each time, and the way the dishes are noisy depends entirely on fate.
Is a staunch follower.
Li Shijian cheered up and tasted the Kung Pao Chicken:
"Well, it's not bad, but the characteristics of the ingredients themselves have not been fully utilized. The use of heat and the mastery of seasonings have not reached perfection. There is still a long way to go."
He commented, with the posture of an expert.
Hearing this sentence, the corner of Zhao Shihan's mouth twitched involuntarily.
"Zhao Shihan did it!"
Li Shijian immediately waved his hand and said boldly.
"No, you cheated!"
Liu Junli said without saying:
"Li Shijian, you cheated. You have tasted it. You are obviously defrauding us two."
He straightened his chest, with a righteous face, not at all ashamed of his actions:
"How can this be considered cheating, and you didn't say it's not allowed!"
"I don't care, the next three dishes, don't do this again, or I will beat you to death!"
Liu Junli was displeased, put her hands on her waist, and said angrily.
"Okay, today's women, I really can't say, it's not easy to be a man!"
Li Shijian sighed melancholy, his eyes kept rolling, what should we do with the next three dishes?
Thinking about it, he took a sip of stir-fried spinach with tofu. It tasted like an ordinary home-cooked dish, nothing special, but the arrangement on the plate was exquisite, and the sides were wiped clean, which seemed to be done with care.
Reminiscent of the Kung Pao Chicken just now, Li Shijian suddenly thought that these two dishes have the same taste, it is a kind of nervousness of a young daughter-in-law when she first meets her in-laws, the kind of dedication, seriousness, and dedication that feeling.
"This dish was made by Zhao Shihan."
He looked at Zhao Shihan and said affectionately:
"I can feel it from the dishes, you care about me, don't worry, Shihan, I will never let you down."
"Okay, okay, don't sprinkle dog food, hurry up and taste the latter!"
Liu Junli snorted and said, she felt something was wrong, this guy Li Shijian successfully guessed four of them, I'm afraid he couldn't hide the latter two.
If you find the difference, then this matter will be much easier to handle. After a little taste of the latter two, one was made by Zhao Shihan and the other was made by Liu Junli, both of which were completely guessed by Li Shijian.
"How about it?"
Li Shijian asked proudly:
"Heh, Guan Gong's big sword is beyond his control."
"Don't be complacent, I still don't know how you got it right."
Liu Junli raised her chin with a proud face.
"Don't worry about how I guessed it right, hurry up and dance your dance! I want to watch the striptease!"
Li Shijian swallowed wildly, with a golden light in his eyes, and said his request.
"You can watch it if you want, as long as you can make sense of Zhao Shihan, I'll show you."
Liu Junli raised her eyebrows and winked at him.
Li Shijian looked at Zhao Shihan who was standing aside like an iceberg, took a long breath with a serious face, looked at Zhao Shihan's position, as if he had something important to discuss.
"call……"
Letting out a long breath, his lips slowly opened, and his eyes were firm, revealing a trace of the original power between heaven and earth, but the next moment he hesitated, and closed them again.
"call"
He let out a long breath of turbid air again, clenched his fists tightly, all the muscles in his whole body were tense, and he moved towards Zhao Shihan's direction, his lips slowly opened, as eternal as the beginning of the universe,
He seems to be wearing a heavy, simple coat, which contains the most fundamental things of a man.
"Liu Junli, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person. I really misunderstood you. I was just joking with you. You really wanted to dance for me. Let me tell you, it's impossible, it's impossible for me to go to see that A nasty thing, low taste!"
He suddenly turned around, pointed at Liu Junli, and said repeatedly with righteous words.
Liu Junli was blindsided by what he said, and asked blankly: "What's going on?"
"Li, Shi, Jian, no wonder Zhao Shihan wanted to beat you, people like you deserve a beating!"
She flexed her muscles and seemed to want to beat him up too.
Li Shijian retreated three steps back again and again, seeing him ready to move, he seemed to be about to make a move. If he made a move, Zhao Shihan might also join in.
Both of them joined, so Mu Han is a bit lonely standing alone?
Thinking about it, he had to be afraid.
"I think Li Shijian's skin is a little tight, and we need to help him loosen it. What do you two think?"
Mu Han expressed her opinion, Liu Junli nodded, and said in a positive tone:
"That's right, he's just getting skinny. As his roommates, we need to help him and export the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation to him. Zhao Shihan, what do you think?"
"Ah I?"
Zhao Shihan was stunned, not knowing how things would develop to this point.
But she was also very moved when she saw Li Shijian. This is a good activity. It can not only exercise, but also be good for physical and mental health. Just thinking about it, she feels very good.
"Don't come here, Zhao Shihan, don't listen to their nonsense, you are the only one in this world who can beat me up, and I don't allow anyone else, do you understand? Don't let the two of them tarnish my innocence!"
Zhao Shihan rubbed his nose and hesitated a little, Li Shijian was her private property, so asking the two of them to do it, wouldn't this violate her property rights?
But it's interesting to think about three people playing together.
oops!What should we do?She was very nervous.
Li Shijian patted her on the shoulder, with a serious face and a sonorous voice, as if he was talking about something serious.
"Li Shijian, I think you are courting death!"
Zhao Shihan erupted, she was furious, clenched her right fist, raised her white fist, and swung it at Li Shijian's cheek.
A left uppercut hit Li Shijian's right cheek, without showing him any affection.
Without stopping, it was another right uppercut, aimed at his right eye, and rushed straight away, with a biting wind, as if it wanted to smash this world into pieces.
"Bang, bang, bang!"
Left uppercut, right uppercut, Zhao Shihan's body swayed rhythmically, Wang Bashen Fist, which everyone in China knows, was beaten vigorously by her.
Mu Han nodded and praised her from time to time, admiring her very much, even, she was a little ready to move, wanting to come up by herself, and doing the same thing.
Liu Junli couldn't bear it, but she was also a little happy. Seeing Li Shijian being beaten, there was a secret happiness in her heart, cheap and refreshing.
A series of voices sounded, and within a few minutes, Li Shijian was beaten all over the face.
He held up a pair of panda eyes, took a deep breath, stated the facts and reasoned:
"Confucius said, if you beat someone, you don't slap your face. I was disfigured by you.
"Hmph, you deserve it!"
Zhao Shihan put his hands on his hips, his small mouth pouted slightly.
Li Shijian didn't go to Fang Jiewa for a day, and for the sake of seeing him injured these two days, give him a good face, what's the matter now.
Now I dare to tease my best friend in front of my face, and when I get married in the future, I will directly do it with real guns, that's fine!
"I was joking with her. After all, you are also the president of a large group? Why are you so small-minded."
Li Shijian curled his lips, the cheeks on both sides of his mouth were a little swollen from the beating, and looked like some kind of animal that was often insulted by the Chinese people.
"Hmph, don't worry about me, I feel like hitting you when I see you looking like this."
Zhao Shihan is extremely domineering with her hands on her hips, but this domineering look makes her look a little cute.
Seeing the two different tastes, Li Shijian couldn't help pursing his lips, feeling a little moved in his heart.
"What are you doing? Rogue, pervert, I shouldn't have taken you in back then!"
She was happy in her heart, and thought proudly, it seemed that she was still very beautiful, and he couldn't stand it after just a second look, but her mouth was still like a knife.
Suddenly, Li Shijian took a step forward, put his lips against hers, made a light impression, moved his hand behind her and pinched it, then retracted it immediately, and said meanly:
"The small mouth is good. It's still the original formula and taste. The back is also very flexible. You can have a son after seeing it."
"you wanna die!"
Zhao Shihan was shy and happy in his heart, and was not angry, but in front of the two beauties, being molested like this, if he didn't pursue it, it would be impossible to justify it.
At the same time, when she heard Li Shijian's last sentence, she could have a son, and she remembered a saying that the ancient people often said, a big butt can give birth to a son.
"I'm telling the truth."
Li Shijian protested pitifully.
"Okay, stop making trouble, Zhao Shihan, let him taste those dishes first, if you want to clean up him, go back to clean up at night."
"Li Shijian, you can't taste it, did you do it on purpose? I want to change the topic, let me see that you have surrendered, and wait to do something for me in the future!"
Liu Junli laughed, stood between them, and pushed them away.
Mu Han shook his head slightly, looking very disappointed.
Li Shijian, this bitch, she wanted to beat him up in her dreams, but he had awakened a few days ago with a divine eye, he was able to see through, and when a fight started, he would act like a rascal and see her whole body, he is simply a hooligan.
She didn't know that Li Shijian had awakened the inheritance, his strength had improved rapidly, and she was no longer what it used to be, and she was no longer his opponent.
"what are you saying?"
Zhao Shihan lost all confidence in speaking for a while, glanced at Liu Junli, twisted her body to one side, and said shyly.
"Then I'm going to taste it, girl, you wait to dance! Hahaha!"
Li Shijian laughed arrogantly, then picked up the chopsticks and tasted the remaining dishes.
There are four dishes left on the table, namely Coca-Cola Chicken Wings, Fungus Eggs, Stir-Fried Spinach with Tofu, and Kung Pao Chicken.
To be honest, Li Shijian has no confidence in his heart, and now he can only take one step at a time.
Li Shijian didn't know the cooking style of the two of them, so he could only distinguish between the taste of the steamed yellow croaker and the taste of Zhao Shihan's cooking that he had guessed earlier.
But there is actually not much difference between them, they are all good at cooking, the amount of seasoning is basically random each time, and the way the dishes are noisy depends entirely on fate.
Is a staunch follower.
Li Shijian cheered up and tasted the Kung Pao Chicken:
"Well, it's not bad, but the characteristics of the ingredients themselves have not been fully utilized. The use of heat and the mastery of seasonings have not reached perfection. There is still a long way to go."
He commented, with the posture of an expert.
Hearing this sentence, the corner of Zhao Shihan's mouth twitched involuntarily.
"Zhao Shihan did it!"
Li Shijian immediately waved his hand and said boldly.
"No, you cheated!"
Liu Junli said without saying:
"Li Shijian, you cheated. You have tasted it. You are obviously defrauding us two."
He straightened his chest, with a righteous face, not at all ashamed of his actions:
"How can this be considered cheating, and you didn't say it's not allowed!"
"I don't care, the next three dishes, don't do this again, or I will beat you to death!"
Liu Junli was displeased, put her hands on her waist, and said angrily.
"Okay, today's women, I really can't say, it's not easy to be a man!"
Li Shijian sighed melancholy, his eyes kept rolling, what should we do with the next three dishes?
Thinking about it, he took a sip of stir-fried spinach with tofu. It tasted like an ordinary home-cooked dish, nothing special, but the arrangement on the plate was exquisite, and the sides were wiped clean, which seemed to be done with care.
Reminiscent of the Kung Pao Chicken just now, Li Shijian suddenly thought that these two dishes have the same taste, it is a kind of nervousness of a young daughter-in-law when she first meets her in-laws, the kind of dedication, seriousness, and dedication that feeling.
"This dish was made by Zhao Shihan."
He looked at Zhao Shihan and said affectionately:
"I can feel it from the dishes, you care about me, don't worry, Shihan, I will never let you down."
"Okay, okay, don't sprinkle dog food, hurry up and taste the latter!"
Liu Junli snorted and said, she felt something was wrong, this guy Li Shijian successfully guessed four of them, I'm afraid he couldn't hide the latter two.
If you find the difference, then this matter will be much easier to handle. After a little taste of the latter two, one was made by Zhao Shihan and the other was made by Liu Junli, both of which were completely guessed by Li Shijian.
"How about it?"
Li Shijian asked proudly:
"Heh, Guan Gong's big sword is beyond his control."
"Don't be complacent, I still don't know how you got it right."
Liu Junli raised her chin with a proud face.
"Don't worry about how I guessed it right, hurry up and dance your dance! I want to watch the striptease!"
Li Shijian swallowed wildly, with a golden light in his eyes, and said his request.
"You can watch it if you want, as long as you can make sense of Zhao Shihan, I'll show you."
Liu Junli raised her eyebrows and winked at him.
Li Shijian looked at Zhao Shihan who was standing aside like an iceberg, took a long breath with a serious face, looked at Zhao Shihan's position, as if he had something important to discuss.
"call……"
Letting out a long breath, his lips slowly opened, and his eyes were firm, revealing a trace of the original power between heaven and earth, but the next moment he hesitated, and closed them again.
"call"
He let out a long breath of turbid air again, clenched his fists tightly, all the muscles in his whole body were tense, and he moved towards Zhao Shihan's direction, his lips slowly opened, as eternal as the beginning of the universe,
He seems to be wearing a heavy, simple coat, which contains the most fundamental things of a man.
"Liu Junli, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person. I really misunderstood you. I was just joking with you. You really wanted to dance for me. Let me tell you, it's impossible, it's impossible for me to go to see that A nasty thing, low taste!"
He suddenly turned around, pointed at Liu Junli, and said repeatedly with righteous words.
Liu Junli was blindsided by what he said, and asked blankly: "What's going on?"
"Li, Shi, Jian, no wonder Zhao Shihan wanted to beat you, people like you deserve a beating!"
She flexed her muscles and seemed to want to beat him up too.
Li Shijian retreated three steps back again and again, seeing him ready to move, he seemed to be about to make a move. If he made a move, Zhao Shihan might also join in.
Both of them joined, so Mu Han is a bit lonely standing alone?
Thinking about it, he had to be afraid.
"I think Li Shijian's skin is a little tight, and we need to help him loosen it. What do you two think?"
Mu Han expressed her opinion, Liu Junli nodded, and said in a positive tone:
"That's right, he's just getting skinny. As his roommates, we need to help him and export the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation to him. Zhao Shihan, what do you think?"
"Ah I?"
Zhao Shihan was stunned, not knowing how things would develop to this point.
But she was also very moved when she saw Li Shijian. This is a good activity. It can not only exercise, but also be good for physical and mental health. Just thinking about it, she feels very good.
"Don't come here, Zhao Shihan, don't listen to their nonsense, you are the only one in this world who can beat me up, and I don't allow anyone else, do you understand? Don't let the two of them tarnish my innocence!"
Zhao Shihan rubbed his nose and hesitated a little, Li Shijian was her private property, so asking the two of them to do it, wouldn't this violate her property rights?
But it's interesting to think about three people playing together.
oops!What should we do?She was very nervous.
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