I'm an urban villain

After Qin Wen got on his Koenigsegg one1, he said silently: "System!"

Host: Qin Wen

Personal Wealth: ∞
Charm value: 99 (upper limit 100+)

Physical value: 99 (upper limit 100+)

Skills: Hundreds of millions of talents (10000000 yuan), diamond iron kidney, peak force, god-level massage, eye of a miracle doctor, soul-shifting technique, disguise technique, soul seed (1500), mind-reading technique (800), god-level acupuncture , clairvoyance, clairvoyance

Learnable Skills: Stealth Drone (1200), Rich Woman Happy Ball (600)

Note: The rich woman's happy ball can be used once for 600 villains.

Villain value: 1800
Lin Xuan luck value: 6700
"What the hell is this rich woman's happy ball?!" Qin Wen's mouth twitched.

"Ding! The rich woman's happy ball, as the name suggests, can only be used by men. Once used, it can transform the pain caused by the outside world into spiritual pleasure! Quack quack!" The system smiled wretchedly.

"Damn it! So perverted?!" Qin Wen was dumbfounded.

Then his face darkened, and he said in a deep voice, "You don't think of me as that kind of person, do you?!"

"Cough cough, let me add that the rich woman's happy ball can be used by others." The system coughed lightly.

"So that's the case! If you look at it this way, then this rich woman's happy ball is really a good thing!"

Only then did Qin Wen suddenly realize that a smile appeared on the corner of his lips unconsciously.

"Then, that, you don't really have that hobby, do you?" The system looked at Qin Wen's "obscene" smile, feeling a little apprehensive.

"Fuck you!" Qin Wen said angrily.

but--

Is this guy any good? !In this way, I will go back to the pre-liberation overnight again!
"Exchange it!" Qin Wen resisted the urge to strangle it, and gritted his teeth.

"Ding! The exchange was successful, consuming 1800 villain points."

. . . . . .

In an abandoned factory in the suburbs.

With a "wow", a basin of footwashing water was poured directly on Lin Xuan's body.

In a daze, Lin Xuan slowly opened his eyes and found that he had been tied to the wooden frame by hemp rope.

"Snapped!"

Unexpectedly, just after waking up, there was a pain in the left cheek.

"Ah!" Lin Xuan yelled sadly, and finally saw the two people in front of him clearly.

Both of them were burly and tall, and they looked at him with grim smiles.

One looks good when he smiles, the other looks funny, it's funny!
"Who asked you to kidnap me?" Lin Xuan panted heavily, and his mind had calmed down.

The tiger and the tiger looked at each other and nodded at the same time.

"Bang!" Another kick kicked Lin Xuan's stomach.

"what!"

Lin Xuan's face immediately turned the color of a pig's liver, and he felt like he was about to vomit out the gall.

"Boy, I just want to ask you, do you want to recruit? Ah?!" Da Hu grabbed Lin Xuan's hair and said viciously.

"Trick?" Lin Xuan was so hurt that he couldn't speak, his lips were parted for a long time, and he could barely make a mouth shape.

"Md is a dead duck and still has a hard mouth!" Dui directly slammed Lin Xuan's head against the wall, and slapped him again.

"Snapped!"

The corners of Lin Xuan's mouth were bloodshot, his eyes were full of stars, and he was powerless to resist.

"Brother, calm down and let me do it!" Xiaohu patted Dahu on the back, then pulled off his belt.

"Pia!"

"Should I recruit?!"

"Pia!"

"Should I recruit?!"

"Pia!"

"Are you tm recruiting or not?!"

Every time Xiaohu flicked the belt, he tried his best to suck it up, and he didn't stop until Lin Xuan's clothes were smashed.

"woooooooo~"

Lin Xuan was hanging on the wooden frame like a dead pig, two lines of tears slipped from the corners of his eyes, out of control.

"Recruit or not! Recruit or not! Recruit or not!" Lin Xuan yelled sadly, his eyes were full of grief and indignation, "Recruit or not, you should ask!"

"Arrest me indiscriminately, flog me wantonly! Let me recruit! What am I going to recruit?! Ah?!"

"Your grandma, you are asking me! What the hell am I going to recruit?!"

"woooooooo~"

Lin Xuan finished speaking, with a pig's face on his face, and wept silently.

Uh. . .

The big tiger and the little tiger looked at each other, and the two pairs of mung bean eyes blinked.

"Didn't you ask?" Dui asked suspiciously, rubbing his head.

Xiaohu glanced at the miserable Lin Xuan, then turned his head to look at Dahu, and said with a blank expression, "Ask, what are you asking?"

"puff!"

Lin Xuan vomited blood when he heard the conversation between these two talents.

"Ding! The protagonist's mentality exploded, and his luck value decreased by 800 points."

"Ahem, big brother, I'm sorry!" Old Tiger blushed and smiled shyly, "I've done a lot of kidnapping and extortion, and I haven't changed all of a sudden."

"I **got*"

Lin Xuan cursed directly in his heart, but still had to pretend to be normal.

"No, it's okay." Lin Xuan suppressed the anger in his heart, grinned and said, "Can you untie me now?"

"Untie?" Big Tiger and Little Tiger looked at each other and laughed.

"Your sister! I'm afraid you're overthinking it?!" Dahu kicked Lin Xuan fiercely, and cursed, "Liu Shao has orders, before he comes here, he must teach you a profound lesson!"

"Little Tiger, continue!"

But at this moment, a steel ball-like object suddenly appeared in Lin Xuan's hand.

"Little brother, rub it on your body, you will gain infinite power~"

In the dark, a mysterious and mysterious voice sounded in Lin Xuan's ear.

"Is it a hallucination?" Lin Xuan murmured.

"No, it's pain~" the ethereal voice replied.

Subsequently.

Before Lin Xuan could react, he felt a pain in his butt.

"Hi~"

"Comfortable!"

Lin Xuan immediately took a deep breath and blurted out unconsciously.

"Damn it! Big brother, big big big brother, this kid looks down on us?!" Xiaohu pointed at Lin Xuan with trembling fingers, and said in horror.

Du Hu was also taken aback by Lin Xuan's expression of enjoyment.

this. . .What the hell? !
"Md, keep beating him!" Dumb shouted immediately.

After hearing this, Xiaohu slammed down the waistband of his trousers again.

"Pia!"

Lin Xuan closed his eyes in fear, but after waiting for a long time, he didn't have the feeling he remembered.

instead. . .

"what--"

Lin Xuan's face was red, and he couldn't help panting.

There was a sudden silence in the air.

Big Tiger and Little Tiger's expression became very strange.

what sound? ? ?
Xiaohu flung it tentatively again.

"Um--"

This sound is very clear.

Taking a closer look, I saw Lin Xuan closing his eyes with enjoyment, as if he couldn't wait.

The face of the big tiger and the little tiger turned green instantly!
"Big brother, I'm a little scared~" Xiaohu took a step back subconsciously, his stomach was overwhelmed.

"vomit~"

When Xiaohu turned his head to look, Dahu was lying on the ground retching.

And Qin Wen, who was a few miles away, was watching the picture from the drone, feeling a chill in his heart.

It was he who used the invisible drone to deliver the rich woman happy ball to Lin Xuan just now.

It was also he who used the microphone function of the invisible drone to talk to Lin Xuan.

"System...you are too perverted!"

"vomit~"