I'm an urban villain

"Ding! A new pig's foot appears!"

Protagonist name: Fang Chen

Identity: The down-and-out boy obtained a mysterious system, turned salted fish over in one fell swoop, and became an all-around boss across all walks of life.

Air Luck: 8000
At seven o'clock in the evening, at the entrance of a high-end restaurant.

"Snapped!"

The bills flying all over the sky hit a boy in ordinary clothes.

"Fang Chen, don't you want money?!"

"This is a charity for you, hurry up and get out of here!"

Liu Junwen put her arms around a girl who looked innocent and coquettish, and said mockingly.

"you!"

Fang Chen clenched his fists tightly, the veins on his forehead popped out, his eyes fixed on the pair of dogs and men in front of him, and he felt a surge of energy and blood.

"Fang Chen, I advise you to be self-aware and stop pestering me!"

The girl raised her head, looked proudly at the boy in front of her, and said softly, "How many times have I told you that you are just my No. 88 spare tire!"

"Even if you go one by one, you won't be in the queue after 50 years!"

"Yang Jingjing, shut up!" Fang Chen roared, his eyes were already red.

The tears in the corners of his eyes also fell quickly at this moment, and he said heartbreakingly: "Three years! I licked you from high school to college, ah no, I chased you for three years!"

"I don't know how many gifts were given out and how much money was spent!"

"Even if I don't have enough to eat, I will buy you the latest pineapple phone!"

"But it took less than three hours to fall into the arms of the man in front of me?!"

When Fang Chen said this, he pointed at Liu Junwen in front of him with trembling fingers, feeling like his heart was about to break!

That's right, you heard it right!
Less than three hours! ! !
Not long ago, Fang Chen put on handsome clothes, happily found out all his living expenses, and ran out of the dormitory.

There is no other reason, only because of his goddess - Yang Jingjing!

She actually agreed to his date request! ! !
But as soon as he walked to this restaurant, Fang Chen planned to go to the side to buy a bunch of flowers first, and asked Yang Jingjing to wait for him for a while.

Just didn't expect it. . .

When he hurried back, he saw that the goddess was already sitting in the passenger seat of an open-top cow on the side of the road, and beside her was Liu Junwen.

"Jingjing, this flower is for you!"

Fang Chen was overwhelmed immediately, and quickly took out the small bouquet of roses from behind, looking at Yang Jingjing expectantly, hoping that she would accept it.

But unexpectedly, Yang Jingjing completely ignored him, but continued to chat happily with Liu Junwen.

How could Fang Chen, who is full of blood, bear it? !
then--

He put his arms around his chest and squatted beside the sports car, staring fixedly at them, for fear that Liu Junwen would do something excessive to the goddess.

Two hours passed like this. . .

Fang Chen's legs were going to go numb.

Just when he was hesitating whether to swear his sovereignty to Liu Junwen, he saw Liu Junwen actually? !
He actually put that sinful salty pig's hand on the chest of his goddess, and acted recklessly with a smirk!

And the goddess just leaned shyly in Liu Junwen's arms, her cheeks were flushed, and she was full of ugliness.

"Grandma! The woman I'm not even willing to touch, is being treated so frivolously by you?!"

"I'm going to blacken!!!"

Ever since, a series of conversations at the beginning took place.

"For the sake of you being my dog ​​licker for so many years, I don't want to get into too much trouble with you." Yang Jingjing said jokingly, "Take this money as compensation, and don't call me again in the future." Already!"

As soon as the words fell, Liu Junwen put her arms around her and got into the car.

In a burst of strong roar, Daniel drove away from the scene.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Fang Chen knelt on the ground, looking at the banknotes all over the place, feeling extremely sad and angry in his heart.

"Ding dong, the Shenhao star system has been triggered successfully!"

At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded in Fang Chen's mind.

"what?"

"Ding dong, this system focuses on accumulating shock points and entering the entertainment circle, and it is specially tailored for dog-licking dicks like the host!"

It wasn't until the system's voice sounded again that Fang Chen realized that he was actually bound to the legendary Shenhao system!
All this is actually true!
"Hahahahaha!"

"It's just God helping me!"

Fang Chen was ecstatic in his heart, he didn't expect such an opportunity to be ushered in just after he suffered a major blow.

"Yang Jingjing, I will definitely make you regret your choice today!"

"This time, I won't be merciful!"

"I want to prove to you that even if you have many spare tires, I must be the one with the heaviest weight!"

Fang Chen clenched his fists, thinking with high spirits.

"Nonsence!"

"With the Shenhao system, what more does Yang Jingjing need?!"

"Teacher Bo!!!"

Fang Chen's eyes lit up, as if he had thought of his "Yuya" posture of waking up and taking power in the world, lying drunk on the lap of a beautiful woman.

And at this moment, Xiyu Yueting.

"Uh..."

Qin Wen looked at the obscene gesture of Little Leek muttering alone on the big screen, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

After taking back the "stealth drone", he called out in his heart: "System!"

"Ding! What does the host want to do with me?"

The beating mechanical voice of the system came again in Qin Wen's mind.

Every time Qin Wen heard this voice, he always had the urge to kick its ass.

"Let me tell you, how does this little leek's system compare to yours?" Qin Wen asked what he was most confused about, "It looks quite powerful."

"stop!!!"

The system suddenly shouted and made an unprecedented serious expression.

"Host, do you know how much damage you said just now to a sensitive system?!"

"what?"

Qin Wen blinked his eyes twice, looking forward to the system's next words.

"As the most advanced 999 (infinite loop) generation super invincible universe in the future, the first unparalleled domineering Tyrannosaurus warrior villain system-me!"

"I strongly condemn and protest the disrespectful words you just used against me!"

The system had a mechanical face, clenched its mechanical fists, and said indignantly.

"I wipe!"

Qin Wen's eyes widened, realizing for the first time that someone could be more shameless than himself!
"Little Leek's system is the lowest, most inferior, and most tasteless first-generation system in the future! How can you compare me with it?!" The system seriously corrected.

"Let me tell you, if in the future, as long as I am walking on the street, I am not bragging to you, as long as it is a system, you must respectfully call me 'Master'!"

The system continued to add, his face was full of pride and vicissitudes, as if he had returned to the glorious years when "all systems admired".

"Fuck! The system still has a chain of contempt?"

Qin Wen's shock at this moment can no longer be described in words.

Who are these tm people who created so many wonderful systems?
It's an eye-opener!