restaurant.
Chen Jinhu invited Zhang Fan to dinner.
After ordering, he couldn't wait to ask: "Brother Zhang, did you trip Wang Xiaoju?"
Zhang Fan replied: "No."
"If not, how could he build a yurt?"
"That, it's just his own nature. As for me, I just helped him dredge the kidney veins. You know, after the river is dredged, the water will flow faster."
Chen Jinhu was taken aback, and worried: "You said before that Wang Xiaoju's body is like opening a sluice to release water. The water in this reservoir will run out sooner or later. Now you are speeding up the water release for him. Isn't this speeding up his life?"
Zhang Fan smiled and said, "Don't you think Wang Xiaoju's life is a fast-forward button?"
"Fast forward button?"
Chen Jinhu was stunned, and he didn't understand and asked: "How do you say that?"
Zhang Fan pointed out: "The girls that others have spent decades dating, he has already met in just seven days."
"You don't know, let me tell you, he has slept with at least 100 women in the past few days."
"what?"
Chen Jinhu was shocked: "This guy is crazy, is he so unrestrained?"
Zhang Fan said with a smile: "He is spending retaliatoryly, wanting to make up for what he didn't enjoy before."
"If you do this, don't you think you are fast-forwarding your life?"
Chen Jinhu understood: "In his situation, he must have consumed ahead of schedule. If he does this, it will be miserable in the future."
Zhang Fan hummed: "This is his own choice. If he knows it's not good and knows how to exercise restraint, then there won't be any problems. But if he doesn't love himself, then we can't say anything, what do you think?"
Chen Jinhu nodded and agreed: "In a word, if you don't do it, you won't die."
"Ah."
……
Another week has passed.
Wang Xiaoju felt that something was wrong with her body.
The lower abdomen is always dull and painful, and it is even more uncomfortable when urinating. Even if I can squeeze out some urine, I always feel that I can't finish urinating. I have to go to the bathroom frequently, but I can't get out. him.
In desperation, he went to the hospital for an examination.
The doctor's diagnosis result: "Mr. Wang, you have prostatitis."
"what?"
Wang Xiaoju said depressedly, "Why did I get this disease?"
The doctor said helplessly, "Young man, you should know how to control yourself."
Wang Xiaoju still pretended to be confused: "What do you mean, am I such a casual person?"
The doctor pointed to the neckline of his neck: "Mr. Wang, the strawberry is still clearly visible. It hasn't been long since it was planted."
Wang Xiaoju was immediately embarrassed and speechless.
"Doctor, is this disease curable?"
The doctor replied: "It's a bit troublesome, let's take the medicine first and see the situation."
After Wang Xiaoju went back, she began to take medicine.
After taking this medicine, the pain was gone.
He hired a beautiful assistant again, wanting to be presumptuous.
The result was tragic.
No response.
Only then did Wang Xiaoju realize that something was wrong, picked up the medicine bottle, and checked the instructions.
Adverse reactions, impotence, impotence, premature ejaculation.
"Fuck! What kind of bad medicine is this? Don't take it."
Wang Xiaoju angrily threw the medicine bottle into the trash can.
At noon, the effect of the medicine was over, and I thought I could be happy.
The result was tragic again.
hold on.
At night, it still doesn't work.
The beauty offers a panacea, an aphrodisiac.
As soon as Wang Xiaoju ate it, dragons and tigers jumped up and down, and she was so energetic that she could kill a cow.
Toss overnight.
next morning.
When she went to the bathroom, Wang Xiaoju was in a daze.
Crash.
Why does it smell so pungent?
Wang Xiaoju looked down and was stunned.
Blood, all blood.
I have blood in my urine!
Chen Jinhu invited Zhang Fan to dinner.
After ordering, he couldn't wait to ask: "Brother Zhang, did you trip Wang Xiaoju?"
Zhang Fan replied: "No."
"If not, how could he build a yurt?"
"That, it's just his own nature. As for me, I just helped him dredge the kidney veins. You know, after the river is dredged, the water will flow faster."
Chen Jinhu was taken aback, and worried: "You said before that Wang Xiaoju's body is like opening a sluice to release water. The water in this reservoir will run out sooner or later. Now you are speeding up the water release for him. Isn't this speeding up his life?"
Zhang Fan smiled and said, "Don't you think Wang Xiaoju's life is a fast-forward button?"
"Fast forward button?"
Chen Jinhu was stunned, and he didn't understand and asked: "How do you say that?"
Zhang Fan pointed out: "The girls that others have spent decades dating, he has already met in just seven days."
"You don't know, let me tell you, he has slept with at least 100 women in the past few days."
"what?"
Chen Jinhu was shocked: "This guy is crazy, is he so unrestrained?"
Zhang Fan said with a smile: "He is spending retaliatoryly, wanting to make up for what he didn't enjoy before."
"If you do this, don't you think you are fast-forwarding your life?"
Chen Jinhu understood: "In his situation, he must have consumed ahead of schedule. If he does this, it will be miserable in the future."
Zhang Fan hummed: "This is his own choice. If he knows it's not good and knows how to exercise restraint, then there won't be any problems. But if he doesn't love himself, then we can't say anything, what do you think?"
Chen Jinhu nodded and agreed: "In a word, if you don't do it, you won't die."
"Ah."
……
Another week has passed.
Wang Xiaoju felt that something was wrong with her body.
The lower abdomen is always dull and painful, and it is even more uncomfortable when urinating. Even if I can squeeze out some urine, I always feel that I can't finish urinating. I have to go to the bathroom frequently, but I can't get out. him.
In desperation, he went to the hospital for an examination.
The doctor's diagnosis result: "Mr. Wang, you have prostatitis."
"what?"
Wang Xiaoju said depressedly, "Why did I get this disease?"
The doctor said helplessly, "Young man, you should know how to control yourself."
Wang Xiaoju still pretended to be confused: "What do you mean, am I such a casual person?"
The doctor pointed to the neckline of his neck: "Mr. Wang, the strawberry is still clearly visible. It hasn't been long since it was planted."
Wang Xiaoju was immediately embarrassed and speechless.
"Doctor, is this disease curable?"
The doctor replied: "It's a bit troublesome, let's take the medicine first and see the situation."
After Wang Xiaoju went back, she began to take medicine.
After taking this medicine, the pain was gone.
He hired a beautiful assistant again, wanting to be presumptuous.
The result was tragic.
No response.
Only then did Wang Xiaoju realize that something was wrong, picked up the medicine bottle, and checked the instructions.
Adverse reactions, impotence, impotence, premature ejaculation.
"Fuck! What kind of bad medicine is this? Don't take it."
Wang Xiaoju angrily threw the medicine bottle into the trash can.
At noon, the effect of the medicine was over, and I thought I could be happy.
The result was tragic again.
hold on.
At night, it still doesn't work.
The beauty offers a panacea, an aphrodisiac.
As soon as Wang Xiaoju ate it, dragons and tigers jumped up and down, and she was so energetic that she could kill a cow.
Toss overnight.
next morning.
When she went to the bathroom, Wang Xiaoju was in a daze.
Crash.
Why does it smell so pungent?
Wang Xiaoju looked down and was stunned.
Blood, all blood.
I have blood in my urine!
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