Madam's black history was picked up

Chapter 222 Don't Mess With The Psychiatrist

Anyajie was puzzled: "Then where are you taking to eat?"

Everyone looked at Song Ci suspiciously, wondering what kind of medicine she was selling in the gourd.

Song Ci raised his small face and looked proud: "This is something I took to a deserted island to eat."

"Desert island?" A row of question marks appeared on everyone's heads, only Qian Bao's expression was a little unlovely, he just wanted to hit the wall at the moment.

Song Ci nodded earnestly: "Maybe you don't feel anything right now, but I'm someone who has been there and has a lot of experience. I call it planning for a rainy day."

Everyone looked at Song Ci inexplicably, they couldn't understand a word of what this girl said.

Si Tianmu looked at Qian Bao who had been looking up at the sky as if asking for help: "Chief, come here and translate for me, what is your girl talking about?"

"Why ask Qian Bao, Qian Bao is not as thoughtful as I am." Song Ci crossed his arms very frightened.

She looked at the bewildered crowd, and she no longer kept her secrets, she stretched out a light-white index finger and clicked back and forth in front of the crowd.

"After Qian Bao told me last night that we were going to country M, I immediately checked the route from our place to there. Ouch, this search was incredible."

Song Ci slapped loudly, making the person in front of her stunned.

"Do you know that there is almost all water under the plane, and there are many deserted islands, which are also very far from the land."

Si Tianmu was puzzled: "And then." What does this have to do with her bringing a lot of food.

"Why can't you turn your head?" Song Ci had an expression that your IQ is very worrying.

Si Tianmu choked, for the first time he felt that his IQ was not enough.

Others also subconsciously touched the tip of their noses, thinking: "It seems that my head won't bend."

Song Ci didn't see the embarrassment of the crowd, but had a serious face: "We are flying, and the danger is quite high. Haven't you watched the news?"

"Which day and day, which plane crashed again, where and where, which plane was hit by an unknown object again." Song Ci said in a serious manner.

"You said, if we are unlucky and the plane is accidentally hit by some unknown object or crashes, will we fall into the sea one by one?"

"Will we have to struggle to climb to the island? Let me tell you, there is nothing on the desert island. Even if you are lucky enough to survive from the sea, you may not be able to survive on the desert island."

"So, hehe." Song Ci stepped aside, pointing at Qian Bao with both hands while making a gun gesture.

"Dangdang Dangdang." Song Ci proudly looked at Qian Bao's bags all over his body.

"Not only did I prepare food and water, but I also prepared dry clothes. I sealed all those clothes in plastic bags, so that no water would get in even if they were soaked in the sea for three days and three nights."

"So if we all fall into the sea and swim to the island, then we will have food, drink, and clothing, and we can wait for rescue on the island with peace of mind."

"And..." Song Ci smiled triumphantly, and habitually pushed the black-rimmed eyes on the bridge of her nose.

"I was afraid that we would be bored on the island, so I brought several decks of cards, hahahaha..." Song Ci raised his head and laughed.

"I'm so smart." She put her hands together, closed her eyes and raised her head, waiting for the admiring applause from everyone.

"..."

Everyone was completely petrified. They all opened their mouths wide and looked at the self-absorbed Song Ci, and they didn't know what words to use to describe her.

At this time, Qian Bao was banging his head against the wall non-stop.

Song Ci closed her eyes and didn't hear the applause for a long time. When she opened her eyes, she saw everyone walking out one by one. Every time they walked, they would pat Qian Bao on the shoulder, with expressions of silent mourning for him.

Seeing that everyone had finished walking, Song Ci was very puzzled: "Qian Bao, why don't they praise me? Am I doing something wrong?"

Qian Bao silently wiped away bitter tears: "They are praising you in their hearts, let's go, baby."

"Oh." Song Ci fortunately followed behind.

A group of people arrived at the airport by car, boarded the Si family's private jet, and there were professional stewardesses serving them.

Song Ci couldn't help but click his tongue: "How rich is Si Tianmu's family? They live so extravagantly."

She turned her head and asked Anyajie in a low voice: "Anya, you eat at their house, do they add gold powder to the meal?"

Anyajie was puzzled: "Why do you add gold powder to the rice?"

"Because their family is rich, don't rich people show off like this now?"

"Pfft." Anyajie was amused.

"Then Qian Bao's family is also rich. When you went to eat at their house, did you see them add gold powder to the meal?"

"Qian Bao is a soldier, and frugality is one of the necessary morals for a soldier. How could he do that."

At this time, Qian Bao and Xiao Mo came in from the entrance of the cabin, Qian Bao rubbed his eyes while entering, Xiao Mo asked casually: "What's wrong with you?"

"It's too windy outside, it should be the sand squinting."

Xiao Mo said very kindly: "Would you like me to blow it up for you?"

Qian Bao squinted one eye and smiled shyly: "This is not good, why don't we wait until night."

Xiao Mo gave him an angry look: "Can you be a little bit more moral?"

Qian Bao followed Xiao Mo, blinking his eyes non-stop: "Qi Cao, what is it, how much is it per catty?"

"Pfft." Anyajie burst out laughing.

Song Ci glared at Qian Bao resentfully: "You idiot, I will put gold on your face here, and you will put stickers on your face there."

After the plane took off, everyone sat in their own seats, because it was a private plane, and everything inside was designed according to the first-class cabin.

There are two seats on the left and right, and the middle is very spacious. The seat can be adjusted to 180 degrees, and it can be used as a bed directly. There are various smart buttons on the armrest of the seat.

Everyone sat in reasonable seats, Si Zhen and Zhang Huixin sat at the front, Yang Dazhuang and Aya, Qian Bao and Song Ci, Si Tianmu and Anyajie, and finally Xiao Mo sat alone in the seat. The other side of Tianmu and Anyajie.

Si Tianmu looked at Anyajie with a mean face: "Baby, do you want to eat melon seeds or not? I'll pick the shells."

Xiao Mo glanced at the childish Si Tianmu, smiled and turned his head out of the window.

Anyajie felt numb when she heard that, goosebumps all over her body, she kept rubbing her arms and holding back a smile: "Don't eat."

At this time, Yang Dazhuang's courteous voice sounded again: "Baby, do you want to drink water, I will twist the lid for you."

"No, I'm not thirsty." Aya suppressed a smile, too lazy to agree with his childish behavior.

Then Qian Bao's comparison sounded not to be outdone: "Honey, do you want to eat apples or not? I'll peel them for you."

Song Ci was very puzzled: "I used to eat apples and asked you to peel them for me. Didn't you tell me that apples should be eaten with the skin to be nutritious?"

"Hahaha..." Everyone laughed strangely.

Qian Bao suddenly had a constipated expression on his face.

At this time, Xiao Mo folded his arms and said slowly: "Recently, there is a very popular joke about the comparison between men and women before and after marriage. I don't know how many of you who are in love have read it?"

The three men in love suddenly had a bad feeling, and said in unison: "We haven't seen it, and we don't want to watch it either."

The three women in love became interested, and looked at Xiao Mo with their heads tilted.

"What joke? Let's hear it quickly." Aya was very curious.

"Yes yes yes, tell me quickly, what is the difference between this man and woman before and after marriage?" Song Ci also became interested.

Xiao Mo smiled harmlessly, glanced at the three men staring at him maliciously, and raised his eyebrows.

"People say that marriage is like a siege. People in love are full of longing for marriage, but people in marriage are a little disappointed in married life."

"Whether you are married or not, some experience still needs to be learned, that's what the joke said."

"When I mentioned marriage before, I thought of eternity, but now when I mention marriage, I think of how long it can last. At first, I would get married because I was attracted to it, and later I divorced, because I said it was wrong."

"Love before marriage is a myth, and love after marriage is a joke. Before marriage, men wait for women in restaurants, and after marriage, women wait for men in the living room. Before marriage, men often discuss with women, but after marriage, men only tell women the conclusion."

"When you are in love, you talk a lot, but after you get married, you tell a lot of lies. Before marriage, most men are very humorous, but after marriage, most men are very silent. Before marriage, the most important thing between two people is communication. After marriage, if you can bear it, you can bear it, and if you can't bear it, you will leave ..."

Xiao Mo finished the joke in one breath, folded his hands and looked at the three dazed women, and sighed leisurely: "Oh, sometimes when I think about it, it's actually pretty good to be alone."

"Although a certain few couples are as good as one person now, they may become enemies in the future. Anyway, they may be single in the end, so why bother now."

After Xiao Mo finished speaking, he looked at a few women who seemed to have realized something with a smile in his eyes.

Song Ci looked at Qian Bao with a sad face: "Qian Bao, will we really become enemies after we get married?"

"..."

Aya looked suspiciously at Yang Dazhuang: "After you get married, your patience must not be as good as it is now. Are you putting up with me now?"

"..."

Anyajie turned her head and looked at Si Tianmu: "You are so glib now, will you lie to me after you get married?"

"..."

After a while, three men roared angrily in the plane: "Xiao Mo, you bastard."

After flying for nearly twenty hours, the plane finally stopped at the international airport of country M, and Si Tianchen had been waiting there early.

"Dad and Mom have worked hard." Si Tianchen walked up to the two elders and gave them a big hug.

"Sir, Madam, how are you?" Uncle Liang came to Si Zhen excitedly. They hadn't seen each other for many years.

Si Zhen held Uncle Liang's hand tightly: "Old Liang, how many years have we not seen each other?"

"It's been 15 years since I came to country M with the young master, sir, we haven't seen each other for 15 years." Uncle Liang had tears in his eyes.

"Tianchen was able to gain a firm footing here so quickly, thanks to you, thanks for your hard work, Lao Liang."

Uncle Liang was very humble: "Young master is talented and smart, and I'm just a helper."

At this time, Ma Zai, Yang Feng and others also stepped forward to say hello to Si Zhen and Zhang Huixin, who nodded in relief.

Although Si Tianchen was in a foreign country, seeing so many people following him, they felt a little more at ease.

"Big brother."

"Big brother."

Si Tianmu and Xiao Mo also came in front of Si Tianchen.

Si Tianchen patted Si Tian on the shoulder, and nodded towards Xiao Mo and the others.

"Dad, Mom, get in the car quickly, you are tired from the long flight, go back and have a good rest."

"it is good."

A group of people got into the car prepared by Si Tianchen one after another, and drove towards Si Tianchen's villa.

Si Tianchen's villa is a two-storey small bungalow, simple but not simple, but also very in line with Si Tianchen's generous and casual personality.

He asked the part-time worker to clean the house in advance, and all the guest rooms were also tidied up. There are two people who have a crush, and one person who has no crush.

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