Madam's black history was picked up
Chapter 213 Tianmu, You Are So Smart
"Ah..." Anyajie screamed forgetfully.
Just like the cheerleader on the campus, seeing the basketball god on the campus make a three-pointer, he shouted and jumped excitedly on the spot.
But Si Tianmu yelled in fright: "Don't jump, don't jump." He shouted while waving his hand at Anyajie.
Anyajie, who recovered from the excitement, realized that she was in a tragedy. The soil under her feet was already soft, but now it made her jump even softer.
The branches on Anyajie's feet were slowly trapped in the mud, and she panicked all of a sudden, without the calmness and rationality she had when she was alone.
Sure enough, women in love will be spoiled.
"An Ya, listen to me, don't worry and don't move." Si Tianmu calmly comforted the flustered Anya Jie.
"Now take off your coat and lay it flat on the muddy floor, untie the branches on your feet, and then lie down on the clothes in a big shape, you know?"
"Oh, okay, I see." Anyajie calmed down slowly, and quickly followed what Si Tianmu said.
Si Tianmu immediately took out the nylon rope from his backpack, and wrapped the end with the triangular claws around a big rock.
Anyajie was already lying on the clothes, but there seemed to be a huge suction hole under her, which kept sucking her down.
"An Ya, hold on to the rope, and I'll pull you up." Si Tianmu slammed the rope into Anya Jie's hand.
Anyajie hastily grabbed the rope.
"Hold on tight?"
"Hold on, pull it."
Anyajie held onto the rope tightly, and Si Tianmu pulled her up forcefully.
After a while, Anyajie was so tired that she collapsed on the ground, panting heavily.
Si Tianmu's twins propped up their knees, leaned over and looked at Anyajie amusedly: "I want to kiss you right now, but my mouth is really full of mud."
Anyajie was lying on the ground, looking at Si Tianmu who was clean, she suddenly gave Si Tianmu a smirk, Si Tianmu was stunned for a second, An Yajie quickly got up and threw Si Tianmu down.
She rubbed all the mud on Si Tianmu's body vigorously, and then rubbed her dirty face against Si Tianmu's.
"Hahaha...you are as dirty as me now."
Si Tianmu's eyes were full of smiles, and he turned over and pressed Anyajie to the ground. He looked at Anyajie with his hands on the ground.
"Who said it just now, I jumped over and kissed me."
"I just laughed and didn't agree."
"Okay, you dare to play me." Si Tianmu said and went to tickle Anyajie.
"Ah...hahaha..." Anyajie rolled on the ground laughing.
"Don't scratch, I'm ticklish, hahaha..."
"Then what you say doesn't count." Si Tianmu didn't stop what he was doing.
"Analyze, analyse, hahaha...you stop, hahaha..." Anyajie laughed until tears flowed out.
Si Tianmu finally stopped, and Anyajie immediately crawled away, fearing that Si Tianmu would run over to scratch her again.
Anyajie laughed enough, clutching her throbbing stomach and looked at Si Tianmu solemnly: "Si Tianmu, we have to make a three-chapter agreement, and you are not allowed to tickle me anytime in the future."
Si Tianmu raised his eyebrows: "Okay, as long as you don't repeat what you say."
Anyajie put her hands on her hips, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle with her mouth pouting, very unconvinced.
Si Tianmu stood up amusedly, and leaned in front of An Yajie: "You still want to regret it by looking at your expression." As he spoke, he was about to reach out his hand again.
An Yajie was so frightened that she folded her arms and jumped back: "Where do I have it?"
"Then where do you want to kiss me?" Si Tianmu folded his hands behind his back, bent over and approached An Yajie with a smile.
"Oh, I owe it first, you have to hang around here, the New Year's Eve is over." Anyajie tried to change the subject.
"En." Si Tianmu nodded thoughtfully.
"It makes sense, it's really not suitable here, so I owe you first, and I'll ask you for it when I get back." Si Tianmu took off his coat as he spoke.
Anyajie screamed in fright, and jumped back with her arms folded: "Si Tianmu, I warn you, don't play hooligans here."
"Hehe." Si Tianmu was angry and funny.
"I said, why is your mind full of impure thoughts? I just want to take off my coat and put it on for you. Is this called hooliganism?"
Anyajie blushed immediately.
Si Tianmu smiled and put the coat on Anya Jie's shoulders: "Put it on quickly, it's cold in the mountains."
Anyajie felt warm in her heart: "What about you, aren't you cold?"
"I have thick skin and I'm not cold."
Si Tianmu turned around and put the rope back into his backpack.
The two continued to move forward, but they had been wandering around the mountain for almost two hours, but they had gained nothing, and they didn't even see Ming Ziguo's hair.
Si Tianmu looked at Anyajie, who was covered in sweat, with a distressed look on his face: "Perhaps there is no prickly pear fruit in this mountain at all. How can you come across such a precious thing?"
"Why don't we go back and forget it, divide those Mingzi fruits into two parts, and make two smaller pillows."
"No, we've only been around such a big mountain for a while. There must be some, but we haven't found it yet. I have a feeling that there must be prickly pears here, and they are hiding in some corner waiting for me to visit them. Woolen cloth."
"Hehe." Si Tianmu was amused by Anyajie's persistence.
"Then I'll wait for you to come and bless me."
Anya gave Si Tianmu a white look: "You are Ming Ziguo, if you are Ming Ziguo, I will be lucky for you now."
"Hey, why are you so ignorant, I'm much more valuable than Ming Ziguo."
Anyajie was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, she looked up at the big tree beside her as she walked forward.
"Now in my eyes, only Mingziguo is the most valuable, and the others are enough to stand aside.
Anyajie walked for a while without hearing any movement, but when she turned around, she saw Si Tianmu standing still with a serious expression on her face.
She laughed and walked back: "Are you so angry?"
Before Anyajie finished speaking, Si Tianmu pulled her to his side, covered her mouth with his hand, and made a shush gesture to her.
Anyajie blinked her eyes wide, not understanding what happened.
Si Tianmu whispered in Anyajie's ear, "Don't talk, there is movement."
Anyajie nodded, Si Tianmu let go of her hand covering her mouth, and pricked up her ears to listen carefully to the movement around her.Anyajie didn't hear anything, but she still remained silent.
Si Tianmu's ears twitched, and he immediately looked towards his direction at nine o'clock. There was a dense jungle there, and he dragged Anyajie to walk there slowly.
Anyajie followed closely behind Si Tianmu. The two cautiously came to behind a big tree. The grass here was as high as half a person. The two looked at each other through the grass and were surprised at the same time.
I saw another swamp on the opposite side, and in front of the swamp, there were two Akatsuki fruit trees, and there were no less than a hundred Akatsuki fruit hanging on the trees.
Before the two could be happy, they became nervous, because under the tall bright fruit, there were two big black bears. One was sleeping curled up under the tree, and the other was standing up, rubbing its back against the tree vigorously.
Anyajie looked nervously at the fruits on the tree, fearing that the bear would shake some of them away, which would be a pity.
"Why are there black bears here? Shouldn't the bears be hibernating this season?" Anyajie asked Si Tianmu in a low voice while staring at the fruit on the tree.
Si Tianmu stared at the bear in front of him: "Not all bears hibernate, only bears living in cold northern regions do hibernate."
"Black bears in subtropical and tropical regions tend not to hibernate. They hunt almost all winter. The climate here is a subtropical monsoon climate, so the black bears here do not hibernate."
Anyajie looked at the man beside her with admiration: "Tianmu, why are you so smart?"
Si Tianmu brushed his hair back stinky: "Do you like me more?"
"Yes." Anyajie nodded seriously.
"Since you are so smart, have you thought of a way to deal with those two bears? They are leaning on the aconia tree, and there are many aconia fruits on it."
Si Tianmu suddenly had a black line: "This girl, she dug a hole and waited for me to jump."
Seeing Anyajie's expectant expression, Si Tianmu cleared his throat: "There must be a way."
Anyajie's eyes widened immediately, and the admiration in her eyes was self-evident.
"It's just that I haven't thought of it yet." Si Tianmu said calmly.
Anyajie's enthusiasm was extinguished in an instant, and she rolled her lips and gave Si Tianmu a white look.
"Hey, what's that expression on your face?" Si Tianmu was stimulated by Anyajie's eyes, and he gritted his back molars as a promise.
"You watch it, brother, I will think of a way, make sure to put a lot of those bright fruit in your bag.
Immediately, Anyajie's eyes showed hope again, and she nodded fiercely at Si Tianmu like a chicken chopping rice.
Si Tianmu looked angry and funny, he turned around and continued to observe the two black bears, and then looked around.
Anyajie stood beside Si Tianmu, tilting her head and looking at the bear in front of her. She suddenly thought of a question.
"Tianmu, people say that if you meet a bear, you just need to lie down and play dead and the bear won't eat you. Is it true?"
Si Tianmu glanced at Anyajie and said jokingly, "Bears are omnivores, which means they will eat anything, even fresh carcasses."
"And bears like to lick their food, so if you play dead, you're really dead."
Anyajie swallowed her saliva, and subconsciously shrank her neck.
Si Tianmu smiled and touched the top of Anyajie's head, then turned to look at the bear in front of him.
Seeing Si Tianmu's concentration, Anyajie also calmed down, not disturbing Si Tianmu.
Si Tianmu stared at the two bears, searching for information about black bears in his mind, looking for characteristics that he could use.
Although the bear is very big, it is very flexible. It can not only climb trees, but also jump from one tree to another without falling.
Bears are not afraid of water, even if they can't swim, they can at least dive, because bears are also very fish-loving animals.
It's just that the bear's eyesight is not very good, and things in the distance will be blurred. When the bear runs, the wind will blow the hair around its ears, which further weakens the bear's vision range.
Therefore, bears use their sense of smell to chase their prey. Bears have poor hearing and vision, but their sense of smell is very sensitive.
After Si Tianmu analyzed the characteristics of the bear in his mind, he looked at the swamp in front of him, and he already had an idea in his mind.
He took off the backpack on his back and took out all the dry food and water inside.
Anyajie bent down and put her hands on her knees, watching Si Tianmu's movements curiously, wondering what good way he thought of to deal with the two bears.
At this moment, Si Tianmu raised his head suddenly and looked An Yajie up and down. Anyajie subconsciously tightened the clothes on her chest, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
I timidly thought in my heart: "He doesn't want to use me to lure the black bear, does he?"
Looking at Anyajie's frightened expression, Si Tianmu didn't think it was funny: "What is this woman thinking?"
He squatted on the ground, with one hand on his knee, tilted his head and looked at Anya Jie with a smirk.
"I remember when you took off your clothes last night, you wore two thermal shirts, didn't you?"
Just like the cheerleader on the campus, seeing the basketball god on the campus make a three-pointer, he shouted and jumped excitedly on the spot.
But Si Tianmu yelled in fright: "Don't jump, don't jump." He shouted while waving his hand at Anyajie.
Anyajie, who recovered from the excitement, realized that she was in a tragedy. The soil under her feet was already soft, but now it made her jump even softer.
The branches on Anyajie's feet were slowly trapped in the mud, and she panicked all of a sudden, without the calmness and rationality she had when she was alone.
Sure enough, women in love will be spoiled.
"An Ya, listen to me, don't worry and don't move." Si Tianmu calmly comforted the flustered Anya Jie.
"Now take off your coat and lay it flat on the muddy floor, untie the branches on your feet, and then lie down on the clothes in a big shape, you know?"
"Oh, okay, I see." Anyajie calmed down slowly, and quickly followed what Si Tianmu said.
Si Tianmu immediately took out the nylon rope from his backpack, and wrapped the end with the triangular claws around a big rock.
Anyajie was already lying on the clothes, but there seemed to be a huge suction hole under her, which kept sucking her down.
"An Ya, hold on to the rope, and I'll pull you up." Si Tianmu slammed the rope into Anya Jie's hand.
Anyajie hastily grabbed the rope.
"Hold on tight?"
"Hold on, pull it."
Anyajie held onto the rope tightly, and Si Tianmu pulled her up forcefully.
After a while, Anyajie was so tired that she collapsed on the ground, panting heavily.
Si Tianmu's twins propped up their knees, leaned over and looked at Anyajie amusedly: "I want to kiss you right now, but my mouth is really full of mud."
Anyajie was lying on the ground, looking at Si Tianmu who was clean, she suddenly gave Si Tianmu a smirk, Si Tianmu was stunned for a second, An Yajie quickly got up and threw Si Tianmu down.
She rubbed all the mud on Si Tianmu's body vigorously, and then rubbed her dirty face against Si Tianmu's.
"Hahaha...you are as dirty as me now."
Si Tianmu's eyes were full of smiles, and he turned over and pressed Anyajie to the ground. He looked at Anyajie with his hands on the ground.
"Who said it just now, I jumped over and kissed me."
"I just laughed and didn't agree."
"Okay, you dare to play me." Si Tianmu said and went to tickle Anyajie.
"Ah...hahaha..." Anyajie rolled on the ground laughing.
"Don't scratch, I'm ticklish, hahaha..."
"Then what you say doesn't count." Si Tianmu didn't stop what he was doing.
"Analyze, analyse, hahaha...you stop, hahaha..." Anyajie laughed until tears flowed out.
Si Tianmu finally stopped, and Anyajie immediately crawled away, fearing that Si Tianmu would run over to scratch her again.
Anyajie laughed enough, clutching her throbbing stomach and looked at Si Tianmu solemnly: "Si Tianmu, we have to make a three-chapter agreement, and you are not allowed to tickle me anytime in the future."
Si Tianmu raised his eyebrows: "Okay, as long as you don't repeat what you say."
Anyajie put her hands on her hips, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle with her mouth pouting, very unconvinced.
Si Tianmu stood up amusedly, and leaned in front of An Yajie: "You still want to regret it by looking at your expression." As he spoke, he was about to reach out his hand again.
An Yajie was so frightened that she folded her arms and jumped back: "Where do I have it?"
"Then where do you want to kiss me?" Si Tianmu folded his hands behind his back, bent over and approached An Yajie with a smile.
"Oh, I owe it first, you have to hang around here, the New Year's Eve is over." Anyajie tried to change the subject.
"En." Si Tianmu nodded thoughtfully.
"It makes sense, it's really not suitable here, so I owe you first, and I'll ask you for it when I get back." Si Tianmu took off his coat as he spoke.
Anyajie screamed in fright, and jumped back with her arms folded: "Si Tianmu, I warn you, don't play hooligans here."
"Hehe." Si Tianmu was angry and funny.
"I said, why is your mind full of impure thoughts? I just want to take off my coat and put it on for you. Is this called hooliganism?"
Anyajie blushed immediately.
Si Tianmu smiled and put the coat on Anya Jie's shoulders: "Put it on quickly, it's cold in the mountains."
Anyajie felt warm in her heart: "What about you, aren't you cold?"
"I have thick skin and I'm not cold."
Si Tianmu turned around and put the rope back into his backpack.
The two continued to move forward, but they had been wandering around the mountain for almost two hours, but they had gained nothing, and they didn't even see Ming Ziguo's hair.
Si Tianmu looked at Anyajie, who was covered in sweat, with a distressed look on his face: "Perhaps there is no prickly pear fruit in this mountain at all. How can you come across such a precious thing?"
"Why don't we go back and forget it, divide those Mingzi fruits into two parts, and make two smaller pillows."
"No, we've only been around such a big mountain for a while. There must be some, but we haven't found it yet. I have a feeling that there must be prickly pears here, and they are hiding in some corner waiting for me to visit them. Woolen cloth."
"Hehe." Si Tianmu was amused by Anyajie's persistence.
"Then I'll wait for you to come and bless me."
Anya gave Si Tianmu a white look: "You are Ming Ziguo, if you are Ming Ziguo, I will be lucky for you now."
"Hey, why are you so ignorant, I'm much more valuable than Ming Ziguo."
Anyajie was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, she looked up at the big tree beside her as she walked forward.
"Now in my eyes, only Mingziguo is the most valuable, and the others are enough to stand aside.
Anyajie walked for a while without hearing any movement, but when she turned around, she saw Si Tianmu standing still with a serious expression on her face.
She laughed and walked back: "Are you so angry?"
Before Anyajie finished speaking, Si Tianmu pulled her to his side, covered her mouth with his hand, and made a shush gesture to her.
Anyajie blinked her eyes wide, not understanding what happened.
Si Tianmu whispered in Anyajie's ear, "Don't talk, there is movement."
Anyajie nodded, Si Tianmu let go of her hand covering her mouth, and pricked up her ears to listen carefully to the movement around her.Anyajie didn't hear anything, but she still remained silent.
Si Tianmu's ears twitched, and he immediately looked towards his direction at nine o'clock. There was a dense jungle there, and he dragged Anyajie to walk there slowly.
Anyajie followed closely behind Si Tianmu. The two cautiously came to behind a big tree. The grass here was as high as half a person. The two looked at each other through the grass and were surprised at the same time.
I saw another swamp on the opposite side, and in front of the swamp, there were two Akatsuki fruit trees, and there were no less than a hundred Akatsuki fruit hanging on the trees.
Before the two could be happy, they became nervous, because under the tall bright fruit, there were two big black bears. One was sleeping curled up under the tree, and the other was standing up, rubbing its back against the tree vigorously.
Anyajie looked nervously at the fruits on the tree, fearing that the bear would shake some of them away, which would be a pity.
"Why are there black bears here? Shouldn't the bears be hibernating this season?" Anyajie asked Si Tianmu in a low voice while staring at the fruit on the tree.
Si Tianmu stared at the bear in front of him: "Not all bears hibernate, only bears living in cold northern regions do hibernate."
"Black bears in subtropical and tropical regions tend not to hibernate. They hunt almost all winter. The climate here is a subtropical monsoon climate, so the black bears here do not hibernate."
Anyajie looked at the man beside her with admiration: "Tianmu, why are you so smart?"
Si Tianmu brushed his hair back stinky: "Do you like me more?"
"Yes." Anyajie nodded seriously.
"Since you are so smart, have you thought of a way to deal with those two bears? They are leaning on the aconia tree, and there are many aconia fruits on it."
Si Tianmu suddenly had a black line: "This girl, she dug a hole and waited for me to jump."
Seeing Anyajie's expectant expression, Si Tianmu cleared his throat: "There must be a way."
Anyajie's eyes widened immediately, and the admiration in her eyes was self-evident.
"It's just that I haven't thought of it yet." Si Tianmu said calmly.
Anyajie's enthusiasm was extinguished in an instant, and she rolled her lips and gave Si Tianmu a white look.
"Hey, what's that expression on your face?" Si Tianmu was stimulated by Anyajie's eyes, and he gritted his back molars as a promise.
"You watch it, brother, I will think of a way, make sure to put a lot of those bright fruit in your bag.
Immediately, Anyajie's eyes showed hope again, and she nodded fiercely at Si Tianmu like a chicken chopping rice.
Si Tianmu looked angry and funny, he turned around and continued to observe the two black bears, and then looked around.
Anyajie stood beside Si Tianmu, tilting her head and looking at the bear in front of her. She suddenly thought of a question.
"Tianmu, people say that if you meet a bear, you just need to lie down and play dead and the bear won't eat you. Is it true?"
Si Tianmu glanced at Anyajie and said jokingly, "Bears are omnivores, which means they will eat anything, even fresh carcasses."
"And bears like to lick their food, so if you play dead, you're really dead."
Anyajie swallowed her saliva, and subconsciously shrank her neck.
Si Tianmu smiled and touched the top of Anyajie's head, then turned to look at the bear in front of him.
Seeing Si Tianmu's concentration, Anyajie also calmed down, not disturbing Si Tianmu.
Si Tianmu stared at the two bears, searching for information about black bears in his mind, looking for characteristics that he could use.
Although the bear is very big, it is very flexible. It can not only climb trees, but also jump from one tree to another without falling.
Bears are not afraid of water, even if they can't swim, they can at least dive, because bears are also very fish-loving animals.
It's just that the bear's eyesight is not very good, and things in the distance will be blurred. When the bear runs, the wind will blow the hair around its ears, which further weakens the bear's vision range.
Therefore, bears use their sense of smell to chase their prey. Bears have poor hearing and vision, but their sense of smell is very sensitive.
After Si Tianmu analyzed the characteristics of the bear in his mind, he looked at the swamp in front of him, and he already had an idea in his mind.
He took off the backpack on his back and took out all the dry food and water inside.
Anyajie bent down and put her hands on her knees, watching Si Tianmu's movements curiously, wondering what good way he thought of to deal with the two bears.
At this moment, Si Tianmu raised his head suddenly and looked An Yajie up and down. Anyajie subconsciously tightened the clothes on her chest, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
I timidly thought in my heart: "He doesn't want to use me to lure the black bear, does he?"
Looking at Anyajie's frightened expression, Si Tianmu didn't think it was funny: "What is this woman thinking?"
He squatted on the ground, with one hand on his knee, tilted his head and looked at Anya Jie with a smirk.
"I remember when you took off your clothes last night, you wore two thermal shirts, didn't you?"
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