Don't think tomboys are easy to mess with

Chapter 336
I didn't expect that there would be another one of these "absolutely not to touch, absolutely don't want to touch" storage items, and this time the quantity is huge!
In other words, these two things are completely in conflict, right?

For contraception, there is no need to worry about pregnancy testing. On the contrary, when pregnancy testing is needed, it must be a prop that has not been used before.

Although it is embarrassing to say this thing, it is really convenient enough, like if I had prepared this thing last time, then I would never have the possibility of pretending to be pregnant in front of my mother.

Conversely, just because my mother knew the existence of this kind of thing, but never took it out to verify it on the spot, it also proved that she really knew the truth a long time ago.

It really drove me crazy at the time...

After being depressed for a while, I heard Su Xi ask me behind me: "Why don't you pack them up? Could it be that you want to use them once tonight?"

...Because I was thinking about some messy things, I accidentally fell silent for a while in front of the cabinet where these things were placed.

I hurriedly slammed the door of the cabinet, then took out the key and locked it, and put it back in my pocket, so I was relieved.

"Never use their day."

I said to Su Xi coldly.

"...Although I also want a child, there is no need to worry like my mother, right?"

"Who... who is in a hurry to have a baby?"

I was so angry that my blood vessels burst, but I heard Su Xi tell me unhurriedly: "Think about it, these things are used for contraception, you lock them up and don't let me touch them, aren't you just saying that you want them?" child?"

"Stupid! I don't let you touch them because I don't want to have those relationships with you!"　
"Instead of believing that locking these things will make you safer, you might as well believe in me. After all, if I'm really unbelievable, it doesn't matter if you lock the cabinet or not. Besides, if we both get upset Lost, the chance of unplanned pregnancy is lower if the cabinet is unlocked, otherwise, if we are so anxious that we don’t even have time to open the cabinet door, we may start without using it..."

What he said was so true that it left me speechless.

I was so ashamed that I quickly opened the lock with the key.

"Beforehand, I didn't open the cabinet doors for the convenience of using them..."

"Well, of course I understand that."

Damn it, I always feel like I've been led by the nose.

After sulking for a while, my phone rang at this moment. I took it out and saw that it was my mother's phone. After connecting, she asked me to call Su Xi over, and then turned on the speakerphone to answer.

After I did so, my mother said with a smile on the phone: "What, you called someone over so soon, and we are still together at such a late hour... Could it be that we have been living together since that time?"

"That's not the case..."

"Is such that."

Su Xi and I gave diametrically opposite answers at the same time.

The person who will honestly confide the truth to my mother is Su Xi, no need to ask.

After waiting for him a hard look, I said to my mother angrily: "What's the matter with you, why are you calling me so late?"

"I just want to tell you that your father has already recovered. The doctor said that he just suffered a huge shock. He was hospitalized for observation overnight and he will be fine tomorrow. What you want to talk about today, you can talk about it again tomorrow."

"Fortunately, I was just frightened..." I breathed a sigh of relief and said happily, but I asked again puzzled, "If it's just such a small matter, you can just tell me to tell Su Xi, why do you want him?" Come and listen."

"Of course it's because I have something to say next." The mother smiled after finishing speaking, "I'm really worried about the matter of the two of you, even though Su Xi is from a rich family. Son, there should be a lot of experience in this area that can guide my daughter, but..."

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"

I yelled hastily, trying to interrupt and cover up my mother's speech.

"Mom, do you even know what you're talking about?"

I couldn't help blushing with shame.

At this time, Su Xi also said awkwardly: "Yeah, I obviously have no experience at all, and Hao Siyu is my first love in every way."

"what?"

I couldn't help but stare at Su Xi with wide eyes in surprise when I heard this.

"...What surprises you about this? Don't you always look at me the same as your mother?"

I nodded honestly and replied, "I thought you must be a playboy."

"That's my cousin... If you don't have money, you must be a playboy, okay? You should stop your prejudice, no matter what you say, it will be the same in the future. I hope you understand that my love for you is unique. "

"Got it! You don't need to say it so clearly, and it's still in front of my mother..."

"Can you understand if you don't hurry up and speak clearly?"

Su Xi seems to look down on my comprehension ability...

"Oh my, I'm really in love, I'm really enviable." My mother said suddenly on the phone, seeming to have heard our conversation clearly, "Since even the son-in-law has no experience, then my next suggestion It's even more important, you two, have you watched xx movies?"

I immediately turned off the phone when I heard this.

What a joke, it's fine if my mother wants to pass on that experience, and she can bear it if she doesn't get my boyfriend... But what the hell is asking such a private question?
It's not hard to imagine how embarrassed Su Xi was at the moment.

But after a while, my mother called again.

Looking at the caller ID and listening to the piercing ringtone, I began to look for where the buttons for rejecting calls and blacklisting were located.

"I think it's better to answer it?"

Su Xi said with a wry smile at this moment.

"...Understood, what an unbearable mother."

Reluctantly, I answered the phone, only to have her scold me for hanging up on her.

"By the way, are you hands-free now? I haven't finished what I just said."

"You put it down... That question is too embarrassing. I can't even answer you. How can I let my boyfriend listen to you?"

"Life in bed is also a very important part of marriage. Don't be too childish! Since you can't pass this hurdle, then you can answer me alone, what kind of porn are you usually watching?"

This kind of thing will be a ghost if a child tells his parents.

But I still had to answer my mother's words, so I could only roll my eyes and say to the phone: "I never watch that stuff."

"Pull it down, you just don't watch live-action shows. In fact, you've seen a lot of galgames and female-oriented adult animations..."

"Wow! Mom, how do you know such a thing?"

Fortunately, the hands-free function is not turned on at this moment. If Su Xi hears these words, I am afraid that the only way left for me is to die with him.

"You can read this kind of thing on your computer and you will know everything."

"That's all in hidden files and hard drives!"

"No matter how high-tech you use, it's not worth mentioning in front of a mother."

My mother's intuition is too keen, it's almost giving me superpowers, okay?
"...Since you have read it all, why do you ask me? Are you deliberately embarrassing me?"

"Tch, okay, then the next question, do you know what pornographic movies Su Xi usually watches?"

Hearing this question, I couldn't help but take a look at Su Xi, because he couldn't hear my conversation with Su Xi at this time, so he just smirked at the side.

To be honest, I also really want to know this question, but I don't think he can watch pornography, right?It stands to reason that such a formidable young master should be a real fighter...

Wait a minute, he seemed to say that he had no experience in this area?And the two of us have never had that kind of relationship, so if he usually needs to vent, doesn't he still need this kind of thing?He shouldn't be acting the same as usual, he really has no desires or desires at all, right?
But I still said to my mother: "No, Su Xi never watched this kind of film."

"You really don't understand men at all, how about this, since you won't let me ask him this question, then I will leave you a homework, and every night from now on, you will spend two hours looking at each other favorite adult movie."

"Mom! We are college students, we still have homework, Su Xi still has a company, I also have my own job, how can I have time to do this kind of thing every day..."

"Then at least one hour a day, no less."

My mother is really concerned about this matter, how can any parent do this...

If you don't agree, then the next topic will never stop. For the sake of my ears, I should pretend to agree first.

Thinking of this, I said: "Okay, okay, I'm really afraid of you, I promise, please don't bother me."

After talking about this, my mother had nothing to say to me for the time being, and after saying that I would arrange the next task for me after I persisted in doing this for a while, we ended the call.

At this time, Su Xi suddenly moved the laptop over and said to me: "Have you finished the phone call? That's just right, come and take a look at this with me."

When I heard this sentence, my face flushed with shame, I glared at Su Xi and said, "Get lost! Who will watch porn with you!"

"...What xx film? I want to discuss with you the venue for the engagement banquet. By the way, what were you thinking just now? Why did xx film get involved?"

Wow... so I thought too much?It's all my mother's influence on me.

After covering her face and wailing in shame for a while, Su Xi persuaded me, "Okay, I didn't pay much attention to this matter. It must be the mother-in-law who came up with some bad idea again? You should hurry up and calm down. Come here and give us some ideas for the banquet venue."

Fortunately, he didn't care.

I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and then moved Su Xi's computer in front of me, but at this moment I found that I couldn't concentrate on the computer screen at all.

"...Su Xi, do you usually watch adult movies?"

"...So why are you still talking about this topic?"

"Well, it's really my mother's blind idea, but after hearing her say that, I can't ignore it at all."

After hesitating for a while, Su Xi said, "I said I haven't seen it..."

"Liar!"

"...You definitely don't believe it." Su Xi finally admitted it with a sigh.

Sure enough, all men watch adult movies?

Even Su Xi is like this, so other men may be even more unavoidable.

"Then what type do you usually watch?"

"This kind of thing will tell you that there are ghosts."

Su Xi said angrily and moved the computer to my eyes again, and then ordered as if giving an order: "Now, show me the webpage!"

Really, he didn't reveal any information, obviously he knew my preferences before that, even though I accidentally exposed it to him.

"Stingy... oh, but I'm not very satisfied with these venues."

Su Xi was a little surprised when she heard the words: "I don't see that you are quite pursuing in this area. If so, you might as well tell me what type you want."

"It doesn't matter what type, the most important thing is to be cheap." I frowned as I said, then pointed to the price displayed on the webpage and said, "The prices of these venues are too expensive, right? Why is it just the venue? How many millions? You have to pay for drinks and services?"

"Sorry, the page you're looking at is not the one I picked just now. Did you click on the link next to it just now..." Su Xi said while operating the computer, and then opened another page and said to me, "This is the venue I was looking for before."

I thought it would be a little more restrained this time, but it turned out that there was another zero in the price.

"Ten million? What are you kidding? It costs so much money to get engaged to a wedding venue?"

"This is an engagement with you, at least to this extent, right?"

I really don't quite understand your idea.