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Instead of asking if Miao Miao has anything to do with it, it's better to care about poor Shi Yi.

Originally, he had only seen Miao Miao's ability to get drunk, but he hadn't really understood her ability to be drunk, otherwise he wouldn't have taken her home so easily.

After tossing and tossing for a whole night, it wasn't until three o'clock in the morning that Uncle Miao fell asleep with a white tissue wrapped around his head and the robot vacuum in his arms.

And the poor Eleven, who was squeezed out of the bedroom, could only sleep in the guest room with a blanket hugged aggrieved. Hearing the sonorous and powerful snoring from the next room, he fell into deep despair.

Taking advantage of the time of insomnia, he conducted a deep self-examination.

It turned out that she used to go to sleep when she was drunk because she was really drunk, but today, she was forcibly awakened by herself after she was drunk, so she held an all-night concert at her home.

It's all retribution, retribution!

Not only did he fail to implement his confession plan, he was even regarded as a die-hard fan by Miao Miao, and their fan group was even called "Women's Army".

If it's just like this, then at most he thinks that Miao Miao's consciousness is not clear, so he doesn't have a strong awareness of gender at all. Unfortunately, if he thinks this way, he is completely wrong.

Because after Uncle Miao finished the concert, he sat on the floor holding his hand, like a close aunt in a community service center, kindly asked him about the details of liking Xiao Yanchen.

And, do you have any plans to come out?

To be honest, if it wasn't for the fact that he still liked her a little bit, Eleven would have thrown this crazy woman on the road on the spot.

So just like that, with the deep fear of Miao Miao, he fell asleep.

So that night, he dreamed that an atomic bomb named He Miaomiao was launched into the sky, and the fragments happened to land near his home. Just when he was thankful that he finally escaped the catastrophe, he saw Miaomiao driving a bomber in front of him. Hovering low overhead.

"Bang bang bang bang!"

When the door was slammed one after another, Eleven thought it was the slim bomber that fired at him.

"Who is it!"

However, when he heard her irritated shout, he woke up instantly from his dream. When he turned over and got out of bed and ran to the living room, a humanoid penguin was staggering, rubbing his eyes with his hands, and was about to swear. open the door.

"Eleventh?! You come out to me! You're still in the golden house!"

A young and clean roar came in bursts. Eleven barefooted to avoid the falling objects on the ground like dominoes, covered Miao Miao's mouth and dragged her back to the bedroom.

Miao Miao, who was still sleepy, was so frightened by his battle that her eyelids popped out instantly, "What are you doing..."

"Hide first and don't talk!" Eleven lifted the quilt and stuffed her in, "Don't make a sound, you know?!"

Miao Miao unyieldingly opened a small slit, blinked and looked at him, "Your new boyfriend?"

"Fart!" I really never forget my gossip heart! "Be honest, I'll take him away and let you come out and you will come out again."

Miao Miao hesitated to speak, looked at him with a complicated expression, bit her lips, but finally said nothing.

"Is it okay, ancestor!"

"..." She was holding the quilt with both small hands, blinking her eyes vigorously, "Since you call me ancestor, then I have to apologize to you too, I'm sorry."

"Qi Shishi! Open the door for me, do you hear me? I don't care who's inside you, open the door for me first!" The male voice outside the door still roared resolutely, and Eleven's expression became visibly irritable.

"I'll explain to you later! Hide first!" Miao Miao's head was directly pressed into the quilt by him.

Hearing his footsteps getting farther and farther away, the guilt in Miao Miao's heart was getting deeper and deeper. He could vaguely hear the conversation of two men coming from the living room, but the voice was too small to hear clearly. When leaving, he closed the door.

Miao Miao lay flat obediently, not daring to move.

She thought, probably the main room came to the door.

The voice sounds quite young, so it is definitely not Xiao Yanchen who was reincarnated, it is likely that this young man has found a new love, the two of them may have made an appointment to spend a good night together last night, but because she was drunk, and Sister Wan was fascinated by men again I was dizzy, so I confessed myself to Eleven.

She, who looks like a light bulb wherever she stands, naturally cannot be seen by the main room, so thinking about Miao Miao feels more and more sad.

Originally, she thought that even if she was not in love, she would still have so many good friends by her side, until gradually she was the only one left in the circle of life who was single.

Although my boss, Lin Lezheng, and his wife, Su Xier, quarreled every day. One day, because of the clothes that were too short, and tomorrow, because of the metaphysical philosophy of life, and sometimes just because of the different flavors of the drinks, they would quarrel upside down. But never saw them break up.

Besides, Xiao Lengyi and Yu Xifu, although she doesn't have a deep understanding of the two of them, but when listening to the gossip of a few bosses in the conference room, she can roughly understand it. Not to mention the talent and beauty, the E god who has always been in the fan butterfly group has completely accepted the heart of the fairy sister, and unconditionally takes care of the children.

There are also Shen Xinwei and Wu Zhou, she has only briefly seen the two together in the company a few times, but time cannot explain love, the sweetness overflowing from the screen can almost blind the eyes of her unowned single dog , although it is a sister-brother relationship that many people are not optimistic about, but they can feel the energy that sister Wei has drawn from the big boy at work.

As well as Su Wanwan and Jiang Yubai, although she used to be a fan of Wanyan CP, the only one who could be accepted by Sister Wan in the past two years of being single seems to be Jiang Yubai, let alone him and the bosses He has a good relationship with him, and his looks are indeed not the handsomeness of ordinary people. Such a big boss, willing to return to the big boy in front of sister Wan, must be in love.

Oh, by the way, there is also her original roommate, who agreed to be single for the rest of her life, but ended up getting married last year and holding a child this year. The traitor, who tirelessly posted about her husband and children in Moments every day, many of her former classmates would be sour. But in fact, while being sour, it is more envious.

In the end, Eleven was explaining to her boyfriend in the living room. It's strange to say that she doesn't resent him for scumming her at all, because she was too stupid and naive from the beginning to the end. She was so eager to start a new relationship, how could she let his trick succeed?

Suddenly there was a terrifying silence in the air, and Miao Miao immediately restrained her random thoughts just now, just when she felt a burst of noisy footsteps coming from around...

Suddenly there was a chill in the calf, "The little feet are dangling here so happily, why did you tell me that you didn't hide?!"