Substitute Sweet Wife: Han Shao has deep routines

Xue Qi rode her small battery scooter abruptly into a stance of Juechen. When passing by Han Yuyang, she thought about it and decided to kindly tell Han Yuyang, Mr. Han, you don't have to worry, she is not going to run away anymore. Just walk over there, don't worry, it's too messy here, don't get your clothes dirty.

Han Yuyang almost choked out a mouthful of old blood. The short distance made him walk out of a step that his relatives did not recognize. Some uncles and aunts who used to carry baskets to buy vegetables only felt that this cozy vegetable market was as scary as a mafia boss. , stepped aside one after another, trying to minimize their sense of existence.

Han Yuyang walked over unimpeded all the way, full of murderous intent, and said a word through his teeth: "Lin Shan, give me..."

The next second, Han Yuyang's foot slipped and fell to the ground in embarrassment because he stepped on a vegetable leaf.

Han Yuyang: ...

Lin Xia was stunned with his mouth wide open, almost unable to react, and then burst into a howl of wolf-like laughter. When Han Yuyang was about to lose his temper, he pulled people and quickly rushed out of the alley amidst a group of weird crowds.

"Pfft...hahaha..."

"Try laughing again?" Han Yuyang felt that the most embarrassing moments in his life were all thrown on Lin Xia's face.

Lin Xia resolutely shut up and turned away, but his shoulders were still trembling unbearably. Who could bear it, even though this person never fell down, he would stumble, but this is Han Yuyang ah.

In front of people, he is always radiant yet meticulous and awe-inspiring. For an existence that wants to look up to, his wrestling is particularly abnormal.

"Lin Shan!" Han Yuyang pressed the woman's shoulders and turned her around, "If you want to die, I'll make it possible for you, Hancheng River still lacks a lot of Shentang corpses."

Lin Xia shook her head resolutely, it would be bad luck to laugh again, so she sent a cute smile.

"Hmph!" Han Yuyang grabbed Lin Xia's hand and returned to the car, and slammed the door very rudely. Lin Xia couldn't help but think of the time when he got along with him in the car after she and Qu Wenqing went to dinner because of a conflict.

"You have nothing to tell me?" Seeing Lin Xia's distraction, Han Yuyang deeply felt that he was about to explode.

Lin Xia thought for a while, then shook her head: "What did you say? You said you were going to break up with me, and it was very interesting for me to leave obediently, or did you say that you were reluctant to part with me in your heart, and you were going to step on two boats, should I consider turning back?"

Han Yuyang choked hard, and pinched Lin Xia's face, "After thinking about it for so many days, you just thought of these things?"

Lin Xia made a big comparison in her heart. She is indeed a woman who has been cultivated by big comics. This routine is so slippery. Now this man has been completely led by her nose, no, he has been completely controlled by her. My little heart has stopped, I am happy.

"Then what do you want me to think?" Lin Xia pouted, "Although you are the only man in my heart, no matter how many men I have loved that outsiders make up, I only take one scoop for three thousand drowning, I am so rich. A poetic and picturesque woman will not be casually disfigured, I..."

"Explain!" Han Yuyang waited for Lin Xia to explain why he ran away from home halfway.

Lin Xia obviously didn't intend to explain that she did it on purpose, "If you explain, then I can't really just sit there and wait for you to drive me away, do I want to lose face?"

"You still have face, we all... have slept together, it's really time for you to leave." Han Yuyang must not let Lin Xia know that he has been struggling with the idea of ​​whoring for nothing in his heart, following the idea of ​​a spare tire in the past. , up to the current idea of ​​whoring for nothing, he no longer wants to delve into these fucking things.

Anyway, after being with this little fox like Lin Xia, how many things he has done that he would never do before, and he feels ashamed to throw it to Mars when he thinks about it, he really can't bear to look back.

"But..." Lin Xia rolled her eyelids and replied with an innocent face, "As an adult, it's all like that anyway, it's okay to be a cameo buddy, we also need to vent, otherwise we will hold back for a long time, yes We’re all going to develop badly, physically and mentally.”

"Very well, you don't need to explain." Han Yuyang smiled, with a wicked and wild smile, and a murderous smile.

"Right, I think it's right too...uh..."

Han Yuyang doesn't want to listen to Lin Xia's unreasonable nonsense anymore. If he continues to listen, he will be taken into the ditch again. This woman just has the ability to use her three-inch tongue to make everything serious Yes, all kinds of sad or uncomfortable things are brought into a dumbfounding ditch.

He decided to do it. As for how to do it, it was very simple. He drove directly to find a remote place where the birds didn't shit, and then held Lin Xia down here for a while.

This time the rollover was like a thunderbolt. In the narrow carriage, Lin Xia felt that her limbs were about to be torn apart. Han Yuyang hadn't finished it yet, until she was out of breath, couldn't find Bei at all, and was about to suffocate. Before he stopped, the window was opened a crack, and an afterthought cigarette was lit.

After finishing the cigarette, Han Yuyang looked back at Lin Xia, waiting for her to speak.

Lin Xia had had enough rest, and reluctantly put on her clothes. After thinking about it, she said cautiously: "Now, should we go back to our respective homes and find our respective mothers?"

"Heh!" A perfect single-item taunt, Han Yuyang flicked his finger, and when the cigarette butt drew a perfect arc in the air and fell to the ground, the window was closed and the baffle fell off.

Han Yuyang turned into a wolf again, hugged Lin Xia and rolled all kinds of fiercely, completely the kind that turned grief and anger into motivation. The Rolls-Royce shook and creaked, forming a winding path on this remote path. landscape.

After a while, Lin Xia didn't bother to put on any more clothes, so she just lay sprawled on the back seat of the car, her legs resting on Han Yuyang's, like a salted fish, with only the strength to open and close her mouth to inhale. .

"Now, do you have anything else to say?" Han Yuyang clamped Lin Xia's chin domineeringly.

"I'm an inflatable doll, I don't have feelings."

"very good!"

Han Yuyang turned on the overhead light, and under the dim light, his skin was illuminated with golden light, and his well-defined chest flashed in front of Lin Xia, and turned into that handsome face that could blind people's eyes again.

"Hey, Han Yuyang, enough is enough for you, you treat yourself as Teddy... woo woo..."

The carriage was already narrow, and many things could not stretch the body at all. Therefore, Han Yuyang adopted the simplest and most direct method to conquer Lin Xia. As a person who spends two hours in the gym every day, he also finds bodyguards in his spare time. A man who practiced martial arts, he is obviously very talented in this area, and he is not comparable to a woman who just sits at home every day, eats and waits to die in front of the computer.

Lin Xia was relatively straightforward at the beginning, then very cheerful later, and now, she has become particularly unhappy.

This time, she only had the strength left to stare at Han Yuyang, and before Han Yuyang could ask a question, she yelled, "Han Yuyang, you scum, you really think this lady is a blow-up doll, if you dare to touch me again, believe it or not, I will cut you off!" The robe breaks righteousness, old age and death do not communicate with each other."