Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger: The black-bellied president is so insidious
Chapter 235: Playing Alcohol Crazy (2)
Gao Hanyue was driving all the way, while taking care of the two women who started to wake up from a coma and were drinking crazy!
"Wow...Gao Zha Zha, when did you come, come on, let's toast." After speaking, Ou Xiaoxuan tried to stand up from the passenger seat, but was bounced back by the seat belt.
"Ouch." She yelled, "Who, who is hugging my waist, let me go, rascal."
Gao Hanyue was speechless!
"My aunt, please calm down, why don't we go home after sending Qi Qi to the hotel, ah, good boy!" Gao Hanyue comforted her while touching her face.
Ou Xiaoxuan's slightly closed eyes suddenly widened, and only then did she think of Qi Qi.Opened his mouth and shouted: "Oh, yes, where is my Qi Qi? Where is Qi Qi? She is broken in love, and I am drinking with her! Qi Qi, Qi Qi, nothing will happen, right? Where is my Qi Qi?" Why is Qi Qi missing? Ah... my Qi Qi... woo woo woo..."
As she spoke, she began to cry.
He shook his head, he didn't know what to say, after a long time, this girl thought she was still in KTV now?He is very glad that he has found a wife who cares about his friends.
But on the other hand, he was a little jealous, why did his wife care so much about her friend, but she never cared so much about him?
"Xiaoxuan...Xiaoxuan..." Qi Qi, who was lying in the back row, suddenly sat up after Ou Xiaoxuan made such a fuss, squinting her eyes and yelling with a flushed face.
"Qi Qi...Qi Qi, where are you? Where are you... woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...I'm so uncomfortable." Ou Xiaoxuan yelled.
"Hey, grandma, don't scare me, don't spit here, this car is my second wife, the first wife let you do it, don't hurt my second wife!" Gao Hanyue looked at Ou Xiaoxuan said worriedly.
As soon as I finished saying this, there was a 'wow' at the back, followed by a strong smell of alcohol...
"Oh my God!" Gao Hanyue almost vomited, and quickly pulled over the car.
After helping Qi Qi to the side of the road, she patted her back and vomited for a long time. She reluctantly cleaned the back seat of the car and let her go up, ready to set off to find a hotel.
Gao Hanyue swore in her heart that in the future, she would never drive anyone who had drunk, especially a woman who had drunk.
Fortunately, Ou Xiaoxuan kept yelling and making trouble, but she didn't do anything like Qi Qi.
After finally driving Qi Qi to the hotel, Gao Hanyue turned around and left after finding a female friend who was the lobby manager here.
As soon as he got in the car, he was stunned!
What about Ou Xiaoxuan who was still sitting in the passenger seat at first?What about people?
sky!He patted himself on the head, did this woman 'break out'?At the beginning, he thought that when he vomited with Qi Qi on the side of the road, this woman behaved well, so he parked the car next to the hotel and didn't lock it, so he was so relieved.I didn't expect this woman to be...
"Hey, hello!" He patted the back of his head for fear of being afraid. He really had a thousand calculations, and he never expected that his aunt would make such a move.
After closing the door and locking the car, he looked around the hotel.
"Ou Xiaoxuan...Ou Xiaoxuan..."
"Ou Xiaoxuan..."
"Hey... Ou Xiaoxuan, you dead woman, you should reply after hearing that..."
"Hey……"
……
He ran around the hotel and shouted all the time. The sight line at night was not good, and the surrounding greenery was particularly good, so it was even more difficult to find someone.
Gao Hanyue was so anxious that her head was getting dizzy. If she went to the hotel to adjust the surveillance at night, her vision would definitely not be good. Could it be...do I need to call the police?
"My god!" Thinking of this, Gao Hanyue had a headache.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Gao Scumbag..." Ou Xiaoxuan's voice came from behind.
He turned around and saw that woman Ou Xiaoxuan was sitting on the ground crying.If she hadn't roared out suddenly, I'm afraid no one would have been able to find this place!
He walked over and picked her up from the ground.
"Hey, you woman are sitting comfortably in the car, why are you running around?" He growled in concern.
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
Gao Hanyue sighed, "I'll take Qi Qi back to the hotel, didn't I tell you when I got off the car, and told you not to run around. Hey!"
"But...but I can't find you, I can't find you, I'm so scared, I'm so scared...it's dark everywhere... woo woo woo..." As she spoke, she felt sad again cried.
Nodding, Gao Hanyue hurriedly comforted: "Okay, okay, it's my fault, it's my fault, okay, I apologize! Hey..."
"Woooooo..." She lay on his back and sobbed.
After finally comforting the woman, he hugged her into the car, seeing her eyes closed and drowsy, Gao Hanyue nodded, that's fine, the crying outside is over, go home and lie on the bed and go to sleep Okay, so as not to make trouble at home, it would be a big deal if my mother found out about it.
"Why don't you go to sleep now, and don't make any noise when you get home later, mom is sleeping!" Gao Hanyue stroked Ou Xiaoxuan's head and caressed her.
"Your mother?" She suddenly got up from the chair again, nodded and gestured, "Shh, your mother is here, keep your voice down."
"Yeah. It's good to know." Gao Hanyue nodded. Fortunately, this woman knows the importance of right and wrong.
However, when he got home, he suddenly realized that a drunken woman's words cannot be trusted at all, especially someone like Ou Xiaoxuan who has severe symptoms of insanity after intermittent drinking.
Gao Hanyue was holding her carefully, preparing to go upstairs quietly, but Ou Xiaoxuan started to have convulsions as soon as she reached the stairs.
"Wow...how dark, where is this place? You...who are you?" she shouted.
"Shh." She covered her mouth and whispered, "I'm your husband, shhh, don't make a sound, we're home now!"
"Husband? Home?" She fell into deep thought.
Gao Hanyue shook her head helplessly, but luckily the woman shut up.
Unexpectedly, after a while, she suddenly raised the decibel, and shouted even louder: "Liar, you are a liar, my husband is called Gao Zhaza, not you. Gao's house is a super mansion, and the lights in the house are all the most beautiful. The flashing crystal lamp, look at the darkness around here, it must not be the Gao family. You are a bad guy, a bad guy..."
After finishing speaking, she yelled desperately: "Ah, help me, catch the bad guys, kidnap me, help me, help me..."
With this cry, Gao Hanyue couldn't even cover her mouth, and she still bit when she covered her mouth.
After a while, the lights in several rooms were all turned on, and Gao Su Qiyun, Gao Haoyue, and even Aunt Zhang in pajamas all came out...
"Hanyue... what's going on?" She turned on the wall lamp, looked at the drunken Ou Xiaoxuan, and Gao Hanyue who was sweating profusely, and had no idea what was going on.
Gao Haoyue kept her mouth shut and stood by the side all the time. At this juncture today, she seemed to sense something.
Zhang Ma hurried forward to support Ou Xiaoxuan, patted her on the back, and asked with concern: "Young Mistress, how are you? Are you better?"
Turning her head to look at Gao Hanyue, she said, "Young Master, it seems that Young Mistress has drunk too much, how about this, I'll make some hangover soup for her."
Nodding, he brushed over Ou Xiaoxuan and said, "Then I will trouble you."
"Wait...what?" Gao Su Qiyun approached and sniffed it, and as expected, he yelled loudly at Ou Xiaoxuan who was quiet at the moment; "You woman, do you know the rules of three obediences and four virtues? You drink outside in the middle of the night, You're still drunk, and asking your husband to help you go home is really embarrassing our Gao family, embarrassing us!"
After finishing speaking, she patted her chest angrily, fearing that her blood pressure would soar again if she got angry.
Gao Su Qiyun never imagined that Ou Xiaoxuan, who was drunk, was not afraid of anything.Suddenly, it slipped away from Gao Hanyue's hand, and rushed in front of her.Touched and pulled at her face, then burst out laughing.
"Hahaha...hahaha, she really is Gao Hanyue's mother! Hahaha...hahaha..." After finishing speaking, she patted Gao Su Qiyun on the head.
Gao Hanyue was completely frightened by her actions at this moment. Normally, he would protect the woman in every possible way and ease the conflict between her and her mother. Who would have thought that she would do such a thing when she was drunk? It seems that the battle tonight It's time to upgrade.
Gao Haoyue at the side looked at his younger brother, then at his sister-in-law Ou Xiaoxuan, and sighed helplessly, knowing that his mother would definitely lose face now, and if he didn't show up again, the family war would definitely be inevitable again.
So, walking over, he pulled Ou Xiaoxuan away from her mother and threw it to Gao Hanyue, then turned to her mother and said, "Mom, I think Xiaoxuan is quite drunk, that's why she's so rude. Do you understand the principle of drinking gaffes? Forget it, don’t bother with her now, wait for her to wake up, and let my brother talk to her, if you think it’s not enough, I’ll talk to her tomorrow..."
"This..." Gao Su Qiyun wanted to say something more, but seeing that the elder son Gao Haoyue had come forward, if he was holding on to Ou Xiaoxuan, it seemed that he was too dependent on the old and the young. Nodding, she didn't say much. say what.
Who would have thought that this Ou Xiaoxuan was relentless, and suddenly pointed the finger at Gao Haoyue who had just rescued her from her mother.
He even cursed: "Brother Haoyue, what you did today is simply not a man!"
"You, you, you..." Patting his chest, Gao Su Qiyun couldn't bear it anymore, stepped forward to tell Ou Xiaoxuan to push, and shouted; "You still talk to me? You still scolded my son, I'll fight you!" .”
"Mom!" Seeing this, Gao Haoyue rushed over and pulled her mother away. On the other side, Gao Hanyue also pulled Ou Xiaoxuan hard.
Unexpectedly, Ou Xiaoxuan, who was no match for Gao Hanyue, suddenly sat on the ground and burst into tears.
"Bullying people, your Gao family knows how to bully people. It's fine if I'm not happy living in it. Brother Haoyue, why are you going to provoke Qi Qi from our family again when you are free? Since you provoked her, why did you break up with her again? You Do you know how painful she is now, how painful it is, woo woo woo... woo woo..." After she finished speaking, she burst into tears again.
At this moment, both Gao Hanyue and Gao Haoyue were stunned.
Only Gao Su Qiyun looked at the abnormal reactions of the two sons and asked, "Qi Qi? Who is it? Haoyue..."
"Mom, that Xiaoxuan is drunk, she is talking nonsense, don't believe her, she is..."
Before Gao Hanyue could finish her sentence, she yelled sharply; "Shut up, you kid knows how to protect this woman. Now, let's see what she's like? She's so drunk outside. Ni, come back and play like a drunk, what's the difference with those dubious women!"
"Mom, I don't allow you to say that Xiaoxuan is a no-nonsense woman. She drank with her friend today because she was in a bad mood. She doesn't drink outside all the time. Besides, she gets drunk so easily. Doesn't it mean that she doesn't usually drink much?" Gao Hanyue also yelled.
"You..." Patting his heaving chest, Gao Su Qiyun roared, "Nizi, you are really a naughty son."
"Okay, mom, can you stop arguing?" Finally, Gao Haoyue couldn't help but speak.
Looking at Ou Xiaoxuan, who had already fallen into a coma, and Gao Hanyue, who was angry with his mother, and at the flushed mother, he said, "What's the matter, let me tell you, let the two of them talk back first." Room!"
Looking at Gao Hanyue and Ou Xiaoxuan, and looking at the elder son Gao Haoyue who seems to have a lot of secrets, Gao Su Qiyun nodded.Finally, Ou Xiaoxuan and Gao Hanyue got away.
"Wow...Gao Zha Zha, when did you come, come on, let's toast." After speaking, Ou Xiaoxuan tried to stand up from the passenger seat, but was bounced back by the seat belt.
"Ouch." She yelled, "Who, who is hugging my waist, let me go, rascal."
Gao Hanyue was speechless!
"My aunt, please calm down, why don't we go home after sending Qi Qi to the hotel, ah, good boy!" Gao Hanyue comforted her while touching her face.
Ou Xiaoxuan's slightly closed eyes suddenly widened, and only then did she think of Qi Qi.Opened his mouth and shouted: "Oh, yes, where is my Qi Qi? Where is Qi Qi? She is broken in love, and I am drinking with her! Qi Qi, Qi Qi, nothing will happen, right? Where is my Qi Qi?" Why is Qi Qi missing? Ah... my Qi Qi... woo woo woo..."
As she spoke, she began to cry.
He shook his head, he didn't know what to say, after a long time, this girl thought she was still in KTV now?He is very glad that he has found a wife who cares about his friends.
But on the other hand, he was a little jealous, why did his wife care so much about her friend, but she never cared so much about him?
"Xiaoxuan...Xiaoxuan..." Qi Qi, who was lying in the back row, suddenly sat up after Ou Xiaoxuan made such a fuss, squinting her eyes and yelling with a flushed face.
"Qi Qi...Qi Qi, where are you? Where are you... woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...I'm so uncomfortable." Ou Xiaoxuan yelled.
"Hey, grandma, don't scare me, don't spit here, this car is my second wife, the first wife let you do it, don't hurt my second wife!" Gao Hanyue looked at Ou Xiaoxuan said worriedly.
As soon as I finished saying this, there was a 'wow' at the back, followed by a strong smell of alcohol...
"Oh my God!" Gao Hanyue almost vomited, and quickly pulled over the car.
After helping Qi Qi to the side of the road, she patted her back and vomited for a long time. She reluctantly cleaned the back seat of the car and let her go up, ready to set off to find a hotel.
Gao Hanyue swore in her heart that in the future, she would never drive anyone who had drunk, especially a woman who had drunk.
Fortunately, Ou Xiaoxuan kept yelling and making trouble, but she didn't do anything like Qi Qi.
After finally driving Qi Qi to the hotel, Gao Hanyue turned around and left after finding a female friend who was the lobby manager here.
As soon as he got in the car, he was stunned!
What about Ou Xiaoxuan who was still sitting in the passenger seat at first?What about people?
sky!He patted himself on the head, did this woman 'break out'?At the beginning, he thought that when he vomited with Qi Qi on the side of the road, this woman behaved well, so he parked the car next to the hotel and didn't lock it, so he was so relieved.I didn't expect this woman to be...
"Hey, hello!" He patted the back of his head for fear of being afraid. He really had a thousand calculations, and he never expected that his aunt would make such a move.
After closing the door and locking the car, he looked around the hotel.
"Ou Xiaoxuan...Ou Xiaoxuan..."
"Ou Xiaoxuan..."
"Hey... Ou Xiaoxuan, you dead woman, you should reply after hearing that..."
"Hey……"
……
He ran around the hotel and shouted all the time. The sight line at night was not good, and the surrounding greenery was particularly good, so it was even more difficult to find someone.
Gao Hanyue was so anxious that her head was getting dizzy. If she went to the hotel to adjust the surveillance at night, her vision would definitely not be good. Could it be...do I need to call the police?
"My god!" Thinking of this, Gao Hanyue had a headache.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Gao Scumbag..." Ou Xiaoxuan's voice came from behind.
He turned around and saw that woman Ou Xiaoxuan was sitting on the ground crying.If she hadn't roared out suddenly, I'm afraid no one would have been able to find this place!
He walked over and picked her up from the ground.
"Hey, you woman are sitting comfortably in the car, why are you running around?" He growled in concern.
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
Gao Hanyue sighed, "I'll take Qi Qi back to the hotel, didn't I tell you when I got off the car, and told you not to run around. Hey!"
"But...but I can't find you, I can't find you, I'm so scared, I'm so scared...it's dark everywhere... woo woo woo..." As she spoke, she felt sad again cried.
Nodding, Gao Hanyue hurriedly comforted: "Okay, okay, it's my fault, it's my fault, okay, I apologize! Hey..."
"Woooooo..." She lay on his back and sobbed.
After finally comforting the woman, he hugged her into the car, seeing her eyes closed and drowsy, Gao Hanyue nodded, that's fine, the crying outside is over, go home and lie on the bed and go to sleep Okay, so as not to make trouble at home, it would be a big deal if my mother found out about it.
"Why don't you go to sleep now, and don't make any noise when you get home later, mom is sleeping!" Gao Hanyue stroked Ou Xiaoxuan's head and caressed her.
"Your mother?" She suddenly got up from the chair again, nodded and gestured, "Shh, your mother is here, keep your voice down."
"Yeah. It's good to know." Gao Hanyue nodded. Fortunately, this woman knows the importance of right and wrong.
However, when he got home, he suddenly realized that a drunken woman's words cannot be trusted at all, especially someone like Ou Xiaoxuan who has severe symptoms of insanity after intermittent drinking.
Gao Hanyue was holding her carefully, preparing to go upstairs quietly, but Ou Xiaoxuan started to have convulsions as soon as she reached the stairs.
"Wow...how dark, where is this place? You...who are you?" she shouted.
"Shh." She covered her mouth and whispered, "I'm your husband, shhh, don't make a sound, we're home now!"
"Husband? Home?" She fell into deep thought.
Gao Hanyue shook her head helplessly, but luckily the woman shut up.
Unexpectedly, after a while, she suddenly raised the decibel, and shouted even louder: "Liar, you are a liar, my husband is called Gao Zhaza, not you. Gao's house is a super mansion, and the lights in the house are all the most beautiful. The flashing crystal lamp, look at the darkness around here, it must not be the Gao family. You are a bad guy, a bad guy..."
After finishing speaking, she yelled desperately: "Ah, help me, catch the bad guys, kidnap me, help me, help me..."
With this cry, Gao Hanyue couldn't even cover her mouth, and she still bit when she covered her mouth.
After a while, the lights in several rooms were all turned on, and Gao Su Qiyun, Gao Haoyue, and even Aunt Zhang in pajamas all came out...
"Hanyue... what's going on?" She turned on the wall lamp, looked at the drunken Ou Xiaoxuan, and Gao Hanyue who was sweating profusely, and had no idea what was going on.
Gao Haoyue kept her mouth shut and stood by the side all the time. At this juncture today, she seemed to sense something.
Zhang Ma hurried forward to support Ou Xiaoxuan, patted her on the back, and asked with concern: "Young Mistress, how are you? Are you better?"
Turning her head to look at Gao Hanyue, she said, "Young Master, it seems that Young Mistress has drunk too much, how about this, I'll make some hangover soup for her."
Nodding, he brushed over Ou Xiaoxuan and said, "Then I will trouble you."
"Wait...what?" Gao Su Qiyun approached and sniffed it, and as expected, he yelled loudly at Ou Xiaoxuan who was quiet at the moment; "You woman, do you know the rules of three obediences and four virtues? You drink outside in the middle of the night, You're still drunk, and asking your husband to help you go home is really embarrassing our Gao family, embarrassing us!"
After finishing speaking, she patted her chest angrily, fearing that her blood pressure would soar again if she got angry.
Gao Su Qiyun never imagined that Ou Xiaoxuan, who was drunk, was not afraid of anything.Suddenly, it slipped away from Gao Hanyue's hand, and rushed in front of her.Touched and pulled at her face, then burst out laughing.
"Hahaha...hahaha, she really is Gao Hanyue's mother! Hahaha...hahaha..." After finishing speaking, she patted Gao Su Qiyun on the head.
Gao Hanyue was completely frightened by her actions at this moment. Normally, he would protect the woman in every possible way and ease the conflict between her and her mother. Who would have thought that she would do such a thing when she was drunk? It seems that the battle tonight It's time to upgrade.
Gao Haoyue at the side looked at his younger brother, then at his sister-in-law Ou Xiaoxuan, and sighed helplessly, knowing that his mother would definitely lose face now, and if he didn't show up again, the family war would definitely be inevitable again.
So, walking over, he pulled Ou Xiaoxuan away from her mother and threw it to Gao Hanyue, then turned to her mother and said, "Mom, I think Xiaoxuan is quite drunk, that's why she's so rude. Do you understand the principle of drinking gaffes? Forget it, don’t bother with her now, wait for her to wake up, and let my brother talk to her, if you think it’s not enough, I’ll talk to her tomorrow..."
"This..." Gao Su Qiyun wanted to say something more, but seeing that the elder son Gao Haoyue had come forward, if he was holding on to Ou Xiaoxuan, it seemed that he was too dependent on the old and the young. Nodding, she didn't say much. say what.
Who would have thought that this Ou Xiaoxuan was relentless, and suddenly pointed the finger at Gao Haoyue who had just rescued her from her mother.
He even cursed: "Brother Haoyue, what you did today is simply not a man!"
"You, you, you..." Patting his chest, Gao Su Qiyun couldn't bear it anymore, stepped forward to tell Ou Xiaoxuan to push, and shouted; "You still talk to me? You still scolded my son, I'll fight you!" .”
"Mom!" Seeing this, Gao Haoyue rushed over and pulled her mother away. On the other side, Gao Hanyue also pulled Ou Xiaoxuan hard.
Unexpectedly, Ou Xiaoxuan, who was no match for Gao Hanyue, suddenly sat on the ground and burst into tears.
"Bullying people, your Gao family knows how to bully people. It's fine if I'm not happy living in it. Brother Haoyue, why are you going to provoke Qi Qi from our family again when you are free? Since you provoked her, why did you break up with her again? You Do you know how painful she is now, how painful it is, woo woo woo... woo woo..." After she finished speaking, she burst into tears again.
At this moment, both Gao Hanyue and Gao Haoyue were stunned.
Only Gao Su Qiyun looked at the abnormal reactions of the two sons and asked, "Qi Qi? Who is it? Haoyue..."
"Mom, that Xiaoxuan is drunk, she is talking nonsense, don't believe her, she is..."
Before Gao Hanyue could finish her sentence, she yelled sharply; "Shut up, you kid knows how to protect this woman. Now, let's see what she's like? She's so drunk outside. Ni, come back and play like a drunk, what's the difference with those dubious women!"
"Mom, I don't allow you to say that Xiaoxuan is a no-nonsense woman. She drank with her friend today because she was in a bad mood. She doesn't drink outside all the time. Besides, she gets drunk so easily. Doesn't it mean that she doesn't usually drink much?" Gao Hanyue also yelled.
"You..." Patting his heaving chest, Gao Su Qiyun roared, "Nizi, you are really a naughty son."
"Okay, mom, can you stop arguing?" Finally, Gao Haoyue couldn't help but speak.
Looking at Ou Xiaoxuan, who had already fallen into a coma, and Gao Hanyue, who was angry with his mother, and at the flushed mother, he said, "What's the matter, let me tell you, let the two of them talk back first." Room!"
Looking at Gao Hanyue and Ou Xiaoxuan, and looking at the elder son Gao Haoyue who seems to have a lot of secrets, Gao Su Qiyun nodded.Finally, Ou Xiaoxuan and Gao Hanyue got away.
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