Unrepentant Marriage: The Global Hunt for the Young Wife

"Oh." Hearing this, Lu Hanguo moved both hands to his chest, clapped and smiled suspiciously, "Is that so?" Then he instantly recovered his paralyzed face.

Hahaha!It's fun!Accidentally discovered Tang Yifan's weakness!happy happy!In Lu Hanguo's inner world, he was about to burst out laughing, but in the real world, his skin still maintained a paralyzed expression.

Hmph, now it depends on how you read your thoughts?
Originally, Lu Hanguo was just planning to use facial paralysis tactics to crack Tang Yifan's mind-reading skills, but he didn't expect that he accidentally got a good way to restrain Tang Yifan.

"Guoguo, I admit defeat, please return to your original form, okay?" Tang Yifan asked dumbfounded.

"Ah? The original look?" Lu Hanguo showed a puzzled expression, "What did I look like before? Can you describe it?"

Want me to spare you so soon?You are so naive boy!In the inner world, Lu Hanguo put his hands on his hips and laughed without any scruples.

"What did you look like? Just the kind of crazy and silly—"

Boom!
Although Lu Hanguo has never learned martial arts, he still knows how to perform the simplest knee strikes, and Tang Yifan was completely unprepared for Lu Hanguo, so he was hit directly on the abdomen. Fortunately, Tang Yifan's eight-pack abs could withstand Lu Hanguo. the power of.

"Tang Yifan, go to hell! He is not what you describe!" Lu Hanguo was directly attacked by Tang Yifan's words, and he was beaten back to his original form, and began to brutally torture Tang Yifan!

Of course, because Lu Hanguo's power is limited, and most of his venting is for fun, so except for the first attack which was more painful, the other attacks were not lethal to Tang Yifan.

"Okay, okay, Guoguo, I admit defeat! My Guoguo's original appearance is heroic, Huaijin holding Yu, and Lan Xinhui's slender chivalrous woman! But the only true point is that it is easy to fight when there is a disagreement. Face each other!" Tang Yifan praised Lu Hanguo as if reciting a rhetoric, watching Lu Hanguo happily listening and nodding.

Then at the end, add a sentence that satirizes Lu Hanguo.

Well, yes, this girl is so heroic, Huai Jin holding Yu, Lan Xinhui's sex!Eh!Wait, Tang Yifan seems to have added some strange words into it!What does it mean to fight each other when there is a disagreement? How can people be so violent?

I, Lu Hanguo, am a weak woman with no strength to restrain a chicken!

"Tang Yifan! Can you explain the last sentence properly!" Lu Hanguo yelled loudly, scaring Tang Yifan.

"Guoguo heroine, please calm down! I really don't have enough talent and learning, and I can't find a suitable word to describe your integrity, so I reluctantly added such a word, forgive me."

Tang Yifan would not let Lu Hanguo hit him again, and continued to play tricks on Lu Hanguo while running.

"Stop, Tang Yifan! Don't think that I don't know if you are scolding me around the corner!" Lu Hanguo thought about it carefully, and found that Tang Yifan was so insincere even in apologizing, and even mocked himself in a disguised form!

Unbearable, Lu Hanguo went straight to chase Tang Yifan!
If Tang Yifan ran seriously, Lu Hanguo would not be able to catch up, but in order to calm down Lu Hanguo, Tang Yifan deliberately slowed down, and was caught up within a few steps, and then Lu Hanguo severely repaired him.

"The heroine, spare your life, the heroine, spare your life." Tang Yifan held his head and begged Lu Hanguo for mercy.

"Hmph, let's see if you dare to do it again in the future!" Lu Hanguo asked domineeringly.

"Don't dare, don't dare, Guoguo heroine, let's sit down and rest for a while, I'll get you a glass of water." Tang Yifan was no longer fighting with Lu Hanguo, stood up straight, straightened his clothes, and ran back to the car Inside, took two bottles of mineral water out.

And Lu Hanguo also tidied up his petal-covered hair a little bit. He was busy playing around just now and didn't pay attention to these details. Now that he has freed up time, he naturally needs to tidy up.

Oh, is Yifan disappointed with my image just now?Do you think I'm violent?Worried about my domestic violence against him in the future?Pooh!What are you thinking, she is only his girlfriend now, and he didn't propose marriage, Lu Hanguo, what are you thinking!

Soon Tang Yifan came back with water.

"Guoguo, are you thinking about something unhealthy, why is your face so red again?" Tang Yifan teased.

"No way!" Although what Lu Hanguo thought about just now was a little early, it was definitely not something to be ashamed of, no, it was something unhealthy!It is very pure and holy!
Tang Yifan is such a big lumber!

"If you don't, then you don't. I'll talk about how you found out that you want to be taken care of." Tang Yifan easily unscrewed the bottle cap, took a sip of water, and moistened his throat. Noisy, it is really exhausting, especially now that it is summer in Southeast Asia, and the weather is very hot.

Seeing Tang Yifan drinking water, Lu Hanguo couldn't help but feel a little thirsty. When he opened his bottle cap, he found that Tang Yifan was really self-conscious. A delicate woman who can't open it, but she is very happy to have someone unscrew the bottle cap for herself.

After all, it's a girl, so it's better to leave it to the boys to twist the bottle cap or something.

"Guoguo, when I said that I have the qualifications to be a doctor, it means that I can easily judge whether you are allergic at that time through your performance, and I have been with you for so long, I will not know if you have any allergic symptoms ?”

"So you knew at that time that I was fine?"

Lu Hanguo suddenly became a little unhappy!Well, you Tang Yifan, you knew right away that I was fine, but you even ran to the car to scare me with a syringe!It's too much!You wait for me!

"That's natural. If I knew you would be allergic to pollen, how dare I sprinkle you with flower petals! And even if you accidentally get allergic, I still have emergency medicine in the car, that is the bottle of chlorpheniramine I just took. The real medicine is mainly for allergies.”

"Ah! Doesn't that mean that if I'm really allergic, you really plan to give me an injection!" Lu Hanguo exclaimed in horror!
"Yeah, this is still fake. Except that I knew you were pretending to be allergic, everything else is based on the fact that you really have allergies. After I give you the injection, I will send you to the hospital as soon as possible. " Tang Yifan said naturally.

"It's so scary! Fortunately, I don't have allergies." Lu Hanguo patted his little heart with lingering fear, which scared her to death. She was almost about to be given a forcible injection!
"Guoguo, don't think you can relax because you don't have allergies, because there are many things that will force tissue edema, so don't think you can rest easy. If you are accidentally bitten by some kind of ferocious mosquito, then the needle , I still have to fight!" Tang Yifan said nonchalantly words that frightened Lu Hanguo!

"What? There are such scary things in this forest?" Lu Hanguo was really frightened!She always thought that the forest was as beautiful and peaceful as she saw, but she never thought that there were such dangerous things!
"Yes, and those are not the scariest ones, like here, there is a giant forest python, which can grow to be more than ten meters long when it is an adult!" Tang Yifan found it interesting to scare Lu Hanguo, so he planned to continue to scare her.

In fact, Lu Hanguo has no need to worry at all. First of all, this is just a forest intersection, and there are often people walking around. It is generally impossible for those wild animals to appear here. Moreover, Tang Yifan also hates mosquitoes. He sprayed special medicine on himself and Lu Hanguo. , Can effectively remove mosquitoes.

So Lu Hanguo's worries are purely his own.

But Tang Yifan, who had become a little dark-bellied, definitely wanted to scare Lu Hanguo well.

"Yifan, you said the forest python won't appear suddenly?" Lu Hanguo asked Tang Yifan in fear.

"How could it possibly appear suddenly? Such a big guy must be making a lot of noise when moving. We can find it immediately, so don't worry." Tang Yifan didn't want to make Lu Hanguo too scared, so he touched her head and comforted her. .

Feeling the warmth of Tang Yifan's palm, Lu Hanguo felt much safer, and couldn't help leaning into Tang Yifan's arms.

It seems that sometimes it's good to make up stories to scare Lu Hanguo, Tang Yifan thought.

At this moment, an unexpected guest appeared on the big tree in front of Tang Yifan!
It's a big brown guy with yellowish spots!
"Guoguo is in danger!" Tang Yifan made a quick decision and threw Lu Hanguo out of his arms. Since the surrounding area was grass, there was no need to worry about Lu Hanguo getting hurt.

At this critical moment, the uninvited guest flew down from the tree!The target happened to be Tang Yifan!
Because Tang Yifan threw Lu Hanguo out, he turned to face the snake sideways, otherwise, the snake would have pointed directly at the back of Lu Hanguo's neck!

In an instant, Tang Yifan's left hand was bitten by the snake!
In an instant, Tang Yifan felt that there was no second!Because Tang Yifan knew this kind of snake!It is the snake crowned with lethality!

Spotted Viper!
This kind of snake is a rare existence with two types of venom!
One is highly poisonous that can cause bleeding, and the other is highly poisonous similar to Emerald Night!
That is to say, the current Tang Yifan will face the symptoms of continuous blood loss and neurasthenia!

Tang Yifan felt that he was really taking a big joke this time. He was only planning to scare Lu Hanguo, but it turned out that he couldn't even take his own life into it!
Now Tang Yifan's consciousness is already weakening, this is one of the very rare ten poisonous snakes!
I didn't expect my luck to be so good!

boom!
Just when Tang Yifan thought he was dead, there was a gunshot!
Before he fell into a coma, Tang Yifan saw the shooter clearly!
It turned out to be Guoguo from his own family!Hello!Lu Hanguo, when did you learn to shoot?Did you plan to kill me just now?

I just lied to you for a while, there is no need to kill them all, right?If Tang Yifan could still speak now, he would definitely tell Lu Hanguo like this.

It's a pity that Tang Yifan is now like a stroke patient because of the venom of the viper.

I can't speak anymore, even my arms and thighs are numb and I can't move!