Classic Villain Rescue Station

Luo Wei: "..." Really, I even found a substitute for the dead ghost now, "Just be happy, and I'll be thankful if you don't make the world mess up for me anyway. By the way, you have a grudge against Lu Qi and Liu Bei." I can still understand, Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo were killed by you, they hate you almost, especially Dong Zhuo, can you do it, you have a good relationship with Xiaopang."

Lu Bu waved his hand: "Pang is Xiaopang, Dong Zhuo is Dong Zhuo, I don't regard them as one person at all."

Luo Wei curled his lips: "Are you still studying the theory of white horses and non-horses?"

Lu Bu continued: "Little Fatty, he's pretty good, you didn't see Dong Zhuo later, it's just disgusting, let's open the door to disgusting..."

Luo Wei complained: "It's not pleasing to the eye, don't you still recognize your father?"

"Isn't it for Chitu's face?" Having said that, Lu Bu shouted outside again, "Wei Xu, is Wei Xu still there?"

Wei Xu didn't enter the door again this time. He probably felt uncomfortable when he saw Lu Bu's crying eyes like peaches, so he just replied at the door: "Yes!"

Lv Bu continued to issue orders: "Let people also inquire about the situation of Huang Pusong and Dong Zhuo."

Wei Xu received the order, but Luo Wei wondered, "Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo were killed by you in the first place, so how did you talk about their must-kill?"

Lu Bu gritted his teeth and said, "That's right, it should be my job, but there is an extra Lu Qi, if he preempts it, where will I put my face?"

Luo Wei dead fish eyes: "What kind of bastard logic are you?"

Lu Bu said harshly: "Don't make noise, let me think carefully about how to go next."

Luo Wei poked him with his finger: "Well, before you think about big things, help me find a way to find a wife!"

Lu Bu patted his chest: "This is easy," and then he started yelling again, "Come on, please come over here!"

Luo Wei wondered, "Why are you looking for him?"

"You will know later," said Lu Bu, disgusted with his attire, and shouted again, "Come here, take a set of good armor and serve General Luo to put it on."

Luo Wei pointed to his nose: "Am I going to be a general now?"

Lu Bu explained: "In these days, at the level of the army, from the generals of the third rank, who are equivalent to the first rank, to the generals of the sixth and seventh ranks, they can all be called generals, which is almost the same as yours. At the moment, it’s a general concept that everyone looks like a dog and calls him a manager.”

Luo Wei was speechless.

Not long after, two handymen in plain clothes came in with a full set of things, and without a word, they slapped Luo Wei.Luo Wei had no choice but to spread his arms, and regarded himself as a clothes rack without moving, but he complained endlessly in his heart.I thought the high-class armor that Lu Bu was talking about was so tall and elegant. To put it bluntly, it was just a set of linen shirts and pants. The coat looked more delicate and fancy than the rattan armor worn by the rattan soldiers outside. First.

In front of his subordinates, Luo Wei couldn't be too shameless for Lu Bu. After the two soldiers left the field and bowed, the various disgust on his face could no longer be hidden: "I said Brother Lu, I It's not easy to come here, can't you get me a more stylish outfit?"

Lu Bu said with a half-smile, "Hey, what kind of trick do you want?"

Luo Wei waved his cloak, "Even if you're not a god of war in golden armor, you must be a general in silver armor!"

Lu Bu snorted: "Let's save it, do you know what the weight of a full set of metal armor is, you don't even want to walk around in this small body, let me tell you, don't underestimate the rattan armor, look at it It is light and undignified, but it is actually known as the strongest defense equipment in the Three Kingdoms."

Luo Wei stared at him like an idiot: "Cauldron, you have played too much Three Kingdoms Killing!"

Lu Bu hesitated for a moment: "Isn't this just learning how to play with others before coming back, taking advantage of the excitement of the year?"

Luo Wei chuckled: "I didn't tell you that rattan armor is one of the unpopular cards. It's really useless for ordinary killing, but it's accurate to burn it with fire. Zhuge Liang burned [-] rattan armor soldiers. He has a psychological shadow himself, you don't know it!"

At the same time that Lu Bu was choking, Hou Cheng also arrived. Lu Bu brought him here because of one of his special skills common in modern criminal investigation methods-painting portraits.To be honest, Luo Wei has always been curious about how such masters quickly turn the text into pictures based on the description.

In fact, it was not so easy to implement it. Hou Cheng led him to his tent, asked his gender first, and then took out five or six volumes of silk paintings of group portraits of ladies from the box on the right. .80 Women have different complexions.Hou Cheng asked Luo Wei to choose the one that looked the most similar, but the problem was that the somewhat abstract painting style really made people scratch their heads, so he had to choose the most similar one with the mentality of reading comics.But the next step is the long journey. Hou Cheng moved out a large, smooth white stone and a few finger-thick branches from a corner, and lit a small bonfire next to the stone, after the branches were blackened. , began to paint on the surface of the stone.From eyes and nose to mouth and ears, from brow-shaped frontal bone to nose wing and cheekbones, from face shape to the layout of facial features, it is a toss. Anyway, from the morning to the setting sun, one is influenced by Luo Wei's aesthetics, although it does not look good How can I think about it carefully, but I can match up with myself at a glance, Mu Zhichun's mugshot is vividly on the stone.To be honest, if this is registered as a trademark, it will be rarer to keep it than the old colonel.

Afterwards, there was nothing to do with Luo Wei. Hou Cheng found an old craftsman, got a piece of hard wood the size of a palm, compared it with Hou Cheng's masterpiece, quickly carved out a template, and did not forget to add two lines of instructions.Immediately afterwards, stamps were stamped on the cut paper, and after that, stacks of Mu Zhichun photo stickers were handed over to the spies by Wei Xu.Luo Wei was puzzled. Wasn't the legendary engraving and printing technique invented only in the Tang Dynasty? How could it be used proficiently at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty?Is it really because the author of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" was born in the late Yuan and early Ming?

It was not until he was called by Lu Bu to attend the reception banquet that he realized that he was thinking too much, because the normal small world of the Three Kingdoms really did not exist. This thing was pointed at an adult by the 6-year-old "genius child" Lu Qi The official seal said: "If all the books you want to read are carved into seals, wouldn't you be able to print as many books as you need?"

Although Lu Qi is generally a copy of Lu Bu, and has lost the memory of later generations, some things deeply rooted in his spirit still make him have advanced thinking logic, such as the invention of engraving and printing, and he has been keeping up with the big man all year round. In the business dealings of the surrounding tribes, they spared no expense to establish a good relationship with officials of various ranks affiliated to the central government and so on.

Luo Wei felt a pain in his head when he heard it: "Brother Lu, it seems that this Lu Qi is not only comparable in strength to yours, but also better at drilling and using his brains than you. What can you do against such an opponent?"

Lu Bu glared at him: "You mean, I have no brains, and I am not his opponent at all?"

Luo Wei waved his hand: "You are called Dazhi Ruoyu, which is different from his little cleverness."

Lu Bu said confidently: "Don't worry, even if you can copy it without losing its shape, some things are difficult to paint on the skin, not to mention that labor and capital are now the prophets."

Luo Wei hurriedly said, "You can take it easy."

Lu Bu said: "I know, we agreed to keep him, it will be of great use in Baimen tower!"

Luo Wei is still agitating for this method of killing people first and then recovering their souls. He has to go back and consult. Set aside.

Luo Wei asked concerned: "Brother Lu, what's your situation now?"

Lu Bu sighed: "The mainstream concept at the moment still doesn't approve of twins. Although it is not enough to keep one and throw the other away, it basically adheres to the parenting model of raising one and discarding the other. There are fewer, especially those from non-noble families, but because of the so-called educational resource problem, we also pay attention to whoever is more talented and trains whoever is more talented."

Luo Wei understood a little: "So, your Lu family is partial to that Lu Qiluo!"

Lu Bu nodded: "He is the eldest son, and his ability is comparable to mine, and he is even a little quick-witted, so it is only natural that he gets attention and is highly valued."

Luo Wei patted Lu Bu on the shoulder: "It's okay, Brother Lu, without you, there would be no him."

Lu Bu laughed and said, "I didn't take it to heart, and sooner or later it will be replaced. Now that I know what's going on, I'm more confident. Isn't Lu Qi always suppressing me? He No, I won’t come up with my own ideas, so this time, I noticed that there was a change in Luoyang, so I went to Erlitou outside Luoyang City and stationed in the name of Cavalry Captain Lu Qi, and recruited troops along the way. , based on the figure."

It turned out that Lu Qi took the original position of Lu Bu and pushed him to the right, so he had nowhere to go, and then he simply learned how Qiu Qianzhang pretended to be his twin brother, that is, Qiu Qianren floating on the water with the iron palm, but Qiu Qianzhang died of incompetence in the end, while Lu Bu was really capable, so the endings of the two will naturally be different.Although this kind of team bought with money may not be very useful, so many people get together, and the momentum is enough to bluff.

While the two were eating and chatting, a messenger ran in and reported: "The former general sent someone to send a secret letter, and informed Huben Zhonglang that General Huben Zhonglang will arrive at our army stronghold to have a secret talk with the general." A small bamboo tube with a lid was handed over.

Luo Wei asked curiously: "Who will Huben Zhonglang be? Who is General Qian?"

Lu Bu took out a small roll of paper from the small bamboo tube and unfolded it, saying: "General Huben Zhonglang is Li Ru, and the former general is Dong Zhuo at this moment. He is still working with Huangpu Song at this moment in theory."