Classic Villain Rescue Station

The playful smile of the beautiful little nun was full of malice in Li Gui's eyes, and he jumped up suddenly: "Didn't I perform before, why is it me again?"

Immediately, the positions were divided into three factions, one group was afraid of trouble and didn’t like to show off, and it was enough after a performance, and it couldn’t keep pointing at one person; There is no clause that cannot be repeated, so you have to follow the rules; the three factions belong to the fact that it is really not humane to be named again, but if you have performed, you can’t be named again, and you must forgive it. Without the wave of assistants, the range of options will become smaller and smaller, and no one will be available in the end, which is not conducive to creating a lively and joyful atmosphere on the New Year's Eve.

Therefore, on the basis of the above three schools, the fourth school was summed up, that is, given that some people have a special desire to perform, so you don't have to worry about whether the person has already performed, but the person who is selected can use their own A bowl of wine is fined, or a couplet, a poem, or a poem is punished to pass this round of performance directly.

After 20 minutes of quarreling, this new rule was finally added. Li Gui was very happy now, without saying a word, he drank a bowl of wine, thinking about which one to order.He didn't want a bolt from the blue, because his first show was really bad, and everyone agreed that the additional rules would start from the next round.

The wine was for nothing, Li Gui was dumbfounded: "Why are you doing this? I drank all the wine."

Earl Ying stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder: "Brother, this is public opinion," and looked at the empty bowl in his hand, "Perform well, or you will die of drunkenness before eight o'clock."

Faced with the booing from the audience, Li Gui hurriedly negotiated: "I'm sorry, everyone, but my brother is really powerless in this regard. Please help me with a chivalrous man!"

Although Li Gui is rude and reckless and also unpleasant in various ways, his essence is similar to that of the genuine Li Kui. He belongs to the ugly and cute type. There are really keen to join him in the fun, and the first one to volunteer It was the little girl Jin Chan, the king of the Lion Camel Kingdom. With her raising her hand, Jia Huan followed naturally, and dragged Cao Rui and Xiao Mo along with her. The reason why she didn't bring Hong Haier , mainly because I really can't afford it.

For the New Year's Eve, Cao Rui, the big brother, didn't want to spoil the little brother's interest, but he still made a request, that is, let Li Gui order the next round of performances first, so that the show can continue, and they have to be given time to prepare for three waves of performances.

Naturally, the adults would not be too harsh on a child, and Li Gui was not stupid, and was happy to leave the offending matter to the children, so the little ones unanimously agreed and chose Xing Xiuyan as the next performer.

Seeing the cheerful appearance of the Xing family, who were not surprised at all, the spectators also got points. This family belongs to the latest batch to come, and it lacks a sense of presence. It is because of Xing Xiuyan's study and a good relationship with Cao Rui and others. , So I took this opportunity to show my face, so that everyone can get to know them.

Li Gui led the children to prepare for the show. Mrs. Xing, Xing Shuniang, Xing Xianniang, Xing Dequan and Xing Xiuyan appeared on the stage, and what they performed was fancy shuttlecock kicking.In the cheerful and festive background music of the Spring Festival celebration series, the fluffy shuttlecock was kicked out of the flower work by the four sisters of the Xing family. Even Xing Xiuyan, whose skills are the most jerky, is not as smooth as the three aunts, but it can be said to be more than capable, especially Coupled with the performance of Xing Dequan, who makes jokes from time to time, the performance of Xing Dequan, who is called making trouble but actually assists, makes the whole performance more lively and lively after being wonderful.

Although Fan Jingtian was dazzled by the sights, he did not forget to complain: "It's still possible to do it like this. Those who are good at literature can't do it. Those who can do martial arts can't do martial arts. Those who can sing and dance can't sing and dance. It's good to have sports. ?”

Zhong Hu on the side was quite inspired: "If you click on us next, I have a good suggestion." So, he turned his attention to his elder brother.

After the performance of the Xing family, the little girl Xing Xiuyan passed the baton to Xue Dasha with a wicked sense of humor. The big fool actually provoked the leader by himself and performed a set of poker magic that covered the poker techniques of old Hong Kong movies. The hidden silk threads are visible to the naked eye during poker karaoke, and the cards connected between the buttocks and the hem of the clothes are not hidden when the cards are flying all over the field. When interacting with the audience, the guessed cards fell out of the cuffs, but this time The joy of magic shows is self-evident.

The performance was not very successful, but the big fool finally won the whole house with his shameless spirit, and his bad taste was not far behind, so he directly dumped the blame on Zhong Hu.

Unexpectedly, Zhong Hu was called, but it was Wu Long who took the stage.

Sun Luban couldn't help asking curiously: "Where is Second Brother Zhong?"

Master Wu pointed to the entrance of the Daguanlou area, and everyone looked back and were dumbfounded.

Father Mario seldom made a fool of himself: "Where did you dismantle the swing?"

It probably only includes Zhang Wenyuan, Li Xiaoning, and Wu Long who is pushing a small car around the villa all day long. I know where it came from. This swing is one of the projects of Nantan Beach Park, but the park has not yet been completed, including the big swing. Some of the equipment is being piled up in the remote courtyard of the villa.

I saw Zhong Hu and Fan Jingtian carrying a large swing nearly two stories high into the door one after the other. Although the square of Gu Ensiyi Hall is large enough, the area near the base of the platform is full of piles of people. There was a pile of bonfires, and the big swing couldn't get in at all, so the two looked at each other, and set him up at a safer distance behind the crowd.

Gao Yanei was the first to jump up: "Aha, the kung fu and strength of Brother Zhong and Brother Fan are really admirable, but if you want to perform this aspect, it will be against the rules."

Zhong Hu rolled his eyes at him: "Who told you that the two of us will be able to perform well."

Huo Qi, who came over out of curiosity, rolled his eyes and said in disbelief: "Are you planning to perform on a swing?"

Dong Pangpang who was following around even stood up, looked at the swing that was still quite unstable, and shook his head: "How can this be done, there is no root underneath, let alone swinging, just sticking like this There is no insurance, and it will collapse at any time."

Huo Qi nodded desperately, leaned over and pulled Dong Pangpang: "Let's stay away, so as not to be hit."

On the other end of the stage, Sun Luban's eyes glowed with gold, and he said loudly without fear of the height of the stage: "Second Brother Zhong, are you going to perform on a swing?"

Zhong Hu didn't even use a microphone, and made it clear to the audience with a single voice: "That's right, everyone, please!"

At this time, Wu Long had already taken off his thick coat and trousers, moved his short figure to the backcourt, and stood under the swing. It turned out that the real performer was this hidden pastry chef.

The three of them exchanged eye contact, and as Zhong Hu and Fan Jingtian swayed left and right in a lunge, they firmly supported the bracket, and Wu Long was already standing on the swing frame with one foot.I saw him pushing with one foot, and the swing slowly swayed, and as he squatted and squatted on the shelf, the swing became higher and higher, and after a few rounds, it was faintly even with the highest point.

No matter how surprised by Master Wu's proficiency, the focus of everyone's attention is still on the Dinghai duo who are supporting on both sides. To be able to support such a large-scale operation, the strength and endurance of the two have reached an astonishing level.

Luo Wei couldn't help leaning towards Lu Bu and asked, "Brother Lu, what do you think of them?"

Lu Bu took a sip of wine: "Barely worthy of me as a strong enemy."

Luo Wei curled his lips: "It's just paying it back, you have to change your arrogant temper."

Lu Bu was not angry either, and motioned him to look at Wu Long on the swing: "Actually, this master Wu is more worthy of respect."

Luo Wei was somewhat disapproving: "What do you admire? Are you admiring his superb swing skills?"

Lu Bu said: "If it were you, would you dare to go on a swing supported by only two people?"

Luo Wei used his little knowledge of mechanics to think about the force of swinging, and couldn't help shaking: "I'm not stupid, am I rushing to die?"

Lu Bu shook his head: "It's not about dying, it's about his wholehearted trust in the next two."

At least half of the people present had Lu Bu's insight, but they were startled by Zhong Hu and Fan Jingtian's unimaginable performance at first. After they calmed down, their eyes gradually returned to Wu Long on the swing.

With the ability to be easily controlled by inertia alone, Wulong's performance began. At this moment, the advantage of his short stature is fully displayed.I saw him change from standing to sitting, from sitting upside down to hang on the golden hook, and when he tossed up, he was connected to the posture of Sun Dasheng's hand building an awning, standing on one foot and looking far into the distance.Later on, there are handstands, hanging leg lifts, cat drills, pull-ups... It makes people look like acrobatics mixed with gymnastics horizontal bar.If the previous wonderful performances were pleasing to the eye, the performances of the three brothers were simply sweating.

Amidst the exclamation, the performance was over, and Earl Ying was so excited that he squeezed the microphone and ran to the backstage, his voice seemed to be bloody: "This is the most amazing and wonderful performance I have ever seen, thank you three, you guys! Thanks for your hard work!"

Those who performed first quit immediately: "It's their hard work that dares to show love, and it's their wonderful performances. Our performances are worthless!"

Earl Ying hurriedly made amends: "Everyone has their own strengths."

The big swing bid farewell to the historical mission, and was directly put aside by Zhong Hu. He ordered the next performer, but before that, Li Gui's second performance was completed and was waiting to go on stage.

Seeing Jin Chan approach Sun Luban and say something in Sun Luban's ear, the little aunt glanced at the three little ones in the middle, who was a burly man wrapped from head to toe with a big tablecloth, and announced with patience and patience: "The following Please enjoy the skit "Ten Niangs Give You Soup" jointly created by Comrade Li Gui and the supporting guests!"

Among the onlookers, there were quite a few people who watched dramas all day long, especially certain magical dramas. As soon as the name came out, those people guessed that the source of this sketch was an excerpt from "Wulin Biography".

After Li Gui, who was wearing a big tablecloth and only showed a palette-like face, said "Hey, hey" a few times, he took off his clothes as a standard model, and the big green tablecloth fell to the ground. The shoulders became a big shawl.At this moment, Li Gui has a big red flower like a big rooster and a cockscomb on his head, a mop head that he did not know where to remove, a green shawl, devil-like makeup and dark skin. Bar none of the hottest women's clothing bosses.

The audience laughed instantly.

At this moment, the three little ones lined up and ran out in panic.The little girl Jinchan actually spoke a devilish Guanzhong dialect: "Auntie is here?"

Li Gui let out a hey: "Why are you here? I'm hanging my throat here!" Although he didn't speak the original Yangzhou dialect, the Dongshan accent was not funny.

Cao Rui, who was standing at the end, said: "It's a big deal, if you scare people like this again, be careful everyone beats you."

Li Gui stomped his feet coquettishly: "I hang my throat, not my neck, why beat me, why!"