Classic Villain Rescue Station

Zhang Yasi is still very skeptical: "Why do I not believe it so much? How can there be such a careless person like me. When I first passed through, I was terrified, for fear of being discovered and killed as a monster. Fortunately, although my family My friends think that I have changed a lot, and I only think that I am enlightened after a moment of life and death. In addition, I tried not to wear gangs as much as possible before, until I had the opportunity to be transferred to Yanggu County. On the one hand, I came here for Wu Song On the other hand, I also want to avoid some past acquaintances as much as possible."

Luo Wei looked at him like a fool: "You have this kind of concern when passing through, but when Zhang Wenyuan travels to our place, as long as all the data that can be checked are correct, it doesn't matter even if you admit that you are a time traveler. How many people can you tell?" Do you really believe it? Even if you believe it, can you still kill people?"

Zhang Yasi thought for a while: "That's true, but..."

"Don't be so, we two had no grievances or enmities in the previous life, otherwise, you can recall, what kind of situation did you travel through?"

"If I reincarnated for the rest of my life, I probably won't forget it. I'm so aggrieved. I fell into a manhole with no cover and soaked it all night. I don't know if it was because of a head injury or because of freezing. I almost died. up."

Luo Wei said: "You didn't almost die, you should have already died, otherwise you wouldn't come here out of your body. But, there is no reason, you are just appointed to soak in the manhole without shouting or shouting a few times. Call for help or something?"

Zhang Yasi sighed: "When I fell, my mobile phone fell out of my pocket. It was not only smashed, but also fell into the water. As for calling for help, I took the trail to a construction site. After dark, no one went there." go there."

Luo Wei hehe: "That's what you deserve, don't blame others, and you can continue to live, it's good luck."

Zhang Yasi recalled that feeling again: "I can only think so. I still remember that when I just passed through, this Zhang Wenyuan seemed to fall from the top of the wall, hit his head, and broke his leg. Then I came here. The medical conditions in ancient times, during that time, I suffered a lot.”

According to his statement, it should be that Zhang Wenyuan and Gao Yang interpenetrated each other.But Luo Wei also knew an inside story, that is, Lord of the Underworld, Zhong Dahai, had tampered with it. Zhang Wenyuan did not come from the small world of Jin Ping Mei, but directly obtained materials from the local area. This is probably the reason for Gao Yang's deviation.But even though he guessed this way, he couldn't express his guess.

Zhang Yasi then asked: "Then how did you come here?" carefully studied the other party's hair hidden in the hat, "You are different from me, I am directly possessed by Zhang Wenyuan, you seem to come here in real body gone."

If it weren't for just a hairstyle, Luo Wei really didn't want to reveal too much to this man. Obviously, Zhang Yasi, who has a high-spirited soul, is not so easy to fool, so he had to talk about him after talking about him. I explained my identity as the station master, but I didn't explain the specific details of the task too clearly.

Even so, it's enough for this young literary and artistic youth to make up his mind: "This rescue station of yours is not an organization under the Space-Time Administration, is it? You are specially sent to do the task."

Luo Wei was speechless: "I'm still the peerless boss of the system!"

Zhang Yasi was startled at first, then shook his head: "No, it feels like the bosses order, you hand over the order, the bosses eat, you watch, the bosses finish eating, you wash the dishes."

"I didn't expect you to be so poor in literature and art."

Zhang Yasi immediately thought of something: "Since you can come, you must be able to go back. When the matter is over, you will not plan to take me back by the way!"

"Why, do you want to go back or not?"

"I'm also quite entangled in this point. You may not believe it, but I really hate singing."

"How is it possible? Zhang Wenyuan over there can tell you that your grandfather has deliberately cultivated you since you entered the nursery school. Moreover, it is said that you are quite talented. You also majored in vocal music in college and graduate school. It seems that you plan to spend the rest of your life. It's dead against singing."

"Hey, do you think you only need to practice singing for singing? Since I was a child, I can't eat what I like to eat, and I can't drink what I like to drink. I exercise in wind and snow to keep my breath and state. The most troublesome thing is To maintain weight, those who practice dance and learn to perform should be as slim as possible, but for singers who have requirements for themselves, it is natural not to be too fat, and it will have an impact if they are too thin. , On such an extremely harsh day, I really..."

For this point, Luo Wei deeply sympathizes. Although some successful people and some wise men can pour chicken soup to ordinary people endlessly, it is not difficult to persist in a good habit for three to five days. You can get used to it, turn good habits into instinct, how important it is to develop good habits.To be honest, such a statement does have some truth, but the premise is that good habits cannot be against human beings. Once some bad habits are quit, life will be no fun.

Apart from other things, just talking about eating, as a citizen of a big foodie country, it is anti-human not to let people eat well. Don't look at a bunch of fitness experts, lightning beauties, A4 beauties who advocate low-sugar, low-salt, Healthy food that is low in oil and not overly processed, and what's more, their healthy meals are delicious.When meeting such people, Luo Wei really wanted to drag them to the Lord of the Underworld, Zhong Dahai, and make them swear, "If I don't know anything about roast chicken and duck, hot pot with skewers, grilled fried food, steak and seafood, and soda chips Greedy, you can start a new life in your next life, otherwise you will be reincarnated directly as food in your next life."

Luo Wei probably understood what Zhang Yasi meant, that he was tired of the mediocre life and wanted to live a life without restraint, but he didn't care about whether he wore or not time-traveled, not to mention that this mistake was also the fault of the king of hell, and he couldn't control it at all.

After tossing about the extra situation for so long, Luo Wei almost forgot about Earl Ying who sneaked in, and quickly said: "I don't care about your affairs, and you can rest assured that there are not many people who can take care of you. An An live your life happily, I have to go back to greet my partner."

Zhang Yasi was stunned for a moment, then looked back at the gate of Ximen Mansion, and asked: "So, the little man who passed me just now is yours, and your mission is related to Ximen Qing?"

"No, I just want to find something. Where should this thing be in Ximen Qing's house?"

"What, Ximenqing's house is ridiculously big, and it's not easy to find something. But maybe, I can really help with this matter." He said, he fished in his sleeve, and took out a small black wooden sign Handed over.

Luo Wei took it over and looked at it, wondering, "What is this, Black Wood Order?"

Zhang Yasi rolled his eyes: "This is the reverse side, turn it over and look again."

On the front of the token is engraved the word "medicine" in seal script. Of course, it's not that Luo Wei recognizes the word, but that Zhang Yasi has straightforwardly explained the mystery of the token: "This is a little-known medicine in the world." Black Medicine Order, do you know what kind of medicine can be called black medicine in Jianghu?"

"It's not necessarily gunpowder!"

"What do you say?!"

Since it is not gunpowder, the blackness of black medicine must mean that it cannot see the light, and then refer to the setting in "Water Margin": "Could it be the legendary Mongolian sweat medicine!"

"Bingo, you're right," Zhang Yasi continued, "It's said in Water Margin that no matter how capable you are, if you drink a bowl of tea and wine mixed with Mongolian sweat medicine, you will be numb within a while, and your hands and feet will be numb. You can't move, you can't open your eyes, and you become a prey to be slaughtered. You don't think that such a powerful thing can be easily prepared by just taking some medicine!"

Although Mongolian sweat medicine is quite common in the small world of the Water Margin, Luo Wei really doesn't think it is so ubiquitous, otherwise the whole world would be in chaos. It seems that this token is the key to it.

"You also know that in Yuncheng County, Song Jiang and I are colleagues. I'm going to complain here. Song Jiang's personality is really unscientific. I have been in the yamen and the market for a while. People here see The degree of face is even more serious than ours back then. Song Jiang, who is dark, short and ugly, would not even be recruited into the yamen, let alone the position of the head of the eight major prisons in Yuncheng County. .”

"Song Jiang is really that ugly?"

Zhang Yasi nodded: "I don't know if you have seen Wu Dalang here. I just walked around the street just to see him. Besides being taller than Wu Dalang, Song Jiang is also taller than Wu Dalang in other aspects." It's just a little bit stronger, so even if he gets mixed up in his career, in Yuncheng County, no girl from a good family is willing to marry him."

Luo Wei couldn't help complaining: "So, he is actually worse than Wu Dalang."

Zhang Yasi spread his hands: "That's not necessarily the case, that Yan Poxi is actually three points more beautiful than Pan Jinlian. Before I left, Song Jiang invited a group of colleagues to his house to practice for me. Only then did I know that this person has been He hides his beauty in a golden house."

Luo Wei jokingly said: "That's your official match, aren't you afraid of being slaughtered by Song Jiang in the future?"

Zhang Yasi hastily waved his hand: "I can't stand this woman. She dared to tease me under the table after meeting her for the first time. Besides, there are too many poor people here, and I'm not the Holy Father, so I can't save her." .”

"Uh, off topic, let's continue talking about the black drug order. Since the brand corresponds to Mongolian sweat medicine, it is naturally not visible. The black drug order is equivalent to a certificate for the small agent to find the designated dealer to get the goods. You also know that Song Jiang The nickname for a while is 'Timely Rain', and I made friends with many different religions, because I have a good relationship with Song Jiang, so I also had dinner with a few people who had a little more contact, and this person should have bumped into me. He was in the street. I encountered a pickpocket, and I happened to be passing by, and this person begged to come to my door. These days these people on the street have strongholds, and the higher-ups don’t know, but they can’t hide it from the people below. After taking people to find the things, I saw this sign when this person was inspecting it, and it was the black drug order given to me by the boss of the stronghold. As for how it got into my hands, I naturally found another expert to help me steal it again."

Luo Wei gave him a thumbs-up: "You are really good at playing black and white."

Zhang Yasi continued: "It's okay, right, this brand corresponds to the weight of a pot of medicine, you go to the third room in Luliu Lane, knock on the door three times long and one short, and give the brand and 10 taels of silver Pass it in, and you will be given a small jar inside, which is said to be enough to numb 100 people."