Classic Villain Rescue Station

"Who are you?"

Zhong Dajiang was obviously pretending to be stupid on purpose, Luo Wei snorted, and instead of continuing the topic, he asked: "Is there any clue to what I asked you to do?"

Zhong Dajiang seemed to be relieved, but his tone was still as usual: "Don't worry about my work, I checked, there is really a No. 25 rescue station in Jin Pingmei Small World, and the station manager of No. 25 rescue station is Huang Nian (niàn) Wu, [-] is the [-] of the [-], and there is one less horizontal in Gan."

"I just wrote a dispatch letter to go there, and I didn't go by myself. It doesn't matter whether he is 25 or 35."

"Don't you feel that this name has a feeling of deja vu?"

"Uh, no way, Huang Shiyi, Huang Shiliu, and Huang Bianwu, don't they all belong to the same family?"

"bingo."

The corners of Luo Wei's mouth twitched: "What if Huang Nianwu's ranking is changed to 35?"

Zhong Dajiang said disapprovingly: "That's Huang Thirty (sà) Wubei, a word Sichuan plus a horizontal, that's Thirty."

"What if it's 45?"

"Huang 卌 (xì) Wu, four vertical, one horizontal through the 卌."

Luo Wei refused to let go: "55, I still don't believe it, you can make me a five vertical and one horizontal character."

Zhong Dajiang rolled his eyes: "It's easier, just call Huang Wuwu."

Luo Wei gave a thumbs up: "That's fine too. In terms of naming, the Huang family of the city king is a must."

Zhong Dajiang said: "I won't be fooling around with you anymore. Stationmaster Huang Nianwu agrees with you to send a few people there temporarily. However, he made a somewhat embarrassing but reasonable request."

Luo Wei's eyelids twitched, feeling that something was wrong with him again.

Zhong Dajiang continued: "You also know that the strange book "Jin Ping Mei" is very controversial. It can be regarded as a novel about world affairs, novels adapted from humanities, satirical novels, realistic novels, etc. In the eyes of more people, it is It is forbidden books, pornographic books. It is because of the problems of public opinion and reputation that it becomes a big problem to solve the whereabouts of the characters in it. If you think about it, no one likes to put the three words "Jin Ping Mei" on their resumes. Word. The previous solution was to disperse the people, and place them in the random house. This is why Wu Yueniang and her group were inexplicably placed in the No. 13 rescue station that belongs to the category of monsters. The problem also arises After they had been in contact with goblins and ghosts for too long, their souls were unstable, but fortunately Huang Shiyi found out in time and sent people out directly, otherwise God knows what would happen if they stayed longer."

Luo Wei asked speculatively: "These seven women fucked seven dead bodies as soon as they arrived at my side. Is there a reason for this?"

Zhong Dajiang nodded: "It's a kind of coincidence, because of this accident, I'm afraid that there will be some monsters again, and the character who is impaled after that will not be assigned another for the time being, and can only stay in the original small world of Jin Ping Mei No. 25 rescue station. However, this is not a long-term solution. After all, we still need to find a formal and proper place to house them, so..."

Luo Wei's expression was as if he was constipated: "No way, you plan to bring Jin Ping Mei to my side, but... But, but here are the four great classics, so tall, adding this in will make you crazy ah!"

Zhong Dajiang glared at him: "This is work, it's a job, what do you want?"

Unconvinced, Luo Wei said, "Then why don't other rescue stations accept them?"

"I've said it all, don't make a qualitative statement, and even if people evade it, we have nowhere to reason."

"Oh, it makes sense to send me here. I can't bear this kind of big IP of tertiary and A movies."

"Don't say that, it really makes sense to choose you here. Let me talk to you. In fact, before the Three Kingdoms, Water Margin, Journey to the West, and Red Mansions were defined as the Four Great Masterpieces, these four books were called the Four Great Masterpieces. Strange books. But before the fame of the Red Chamber became famous, there were four great books in the Ming Dynasty, and these four refer to the Three Kingdoms, Water Margin, Journey to the West, and Jin Ping Mei."

"I don't care, anyway, I don't want the big IP of tertiary and A movies."

"Cao Xueqin created the Red Chamber based on the inspiration after seeing Jin Ping Mei. That is to say, there would be no Red Chamber without Jin Ping Mei. They are the relationship between grandfather and grandson."

"So what, anyway, I don't want the big IP of tertiary and A movies."

"Don't hold on to this point. It's not as bad as you imagined. In terms of essence, Jin Ping Mei is actually more suitable to be one of the four famous novels than Red Chamber. Think about it, the Three Kingdoms is a book of conspiracy, and the Water Margin is a book The Book of Anger and Journey to the West are books of enlightenment, while Jin Ping Mei is a book of mourning."

"The mourning book? Hehe, if I really take over, I will be the one who is sad."

"Otherwise, don't be a bunch of prejudices. As the saying goes, after reading "Jin Ping Mei", if you have a heart of compassion, it shows that you have a bodhisattva heart; if you have a heart of fear, you are a gentleman; if you have a heart of secret joy, you You are a villain, if you imitate, you are a beast. Luo Wei, what kind of person do you think you are?"

"Me," Luo Wei was choked, but still struggling to die, "Then tell me, what kind of person are the other station masters who refuse to take over?"

Zhong Dajiang twitched a little mustache and said: "Naturally, they are villains, beasts and hypocrites."

Luo Wei was dumbfounded: "You are really not afraid of offending people!"

Zhong Dajiang didn't take it seriously: "I'm afraid of a bird, I dare to say it in front of them. But then again, even if Huang Yanwu didn't make this request, the small world of Jin Ping Mei should have fallen to you."

Luo Wei slipped down dejectedly, broke the jar and said, "Whatever, by the way, do the official letters sent out have to be made into golden and shiny like Huang Shiyi's?"

Zhong Dajiang replied: "No, there are no specific requirements, just write clearly, where to go, who to go, how long to go, remember to scan a copy with your mobile phone and send it to me for file. If you are sure, just use an underscore or XX to indicate, and I will help you P drop it at that time."

Luo Wei: "..."

After the explanation was finished, Luo Wei continued to speak, wanting to inquire about Mu Zhichun's situation from Zhong Dajiang just now: "I said, do you know something? How did Chunchun follow..."

As soon as the words started, Zhong Dajiang put down the window of the car, and Luo Wei was shocked by the cold wind, and then saw this guy waving at the rear of the car.

Luo Wei's mind suddenly cleared up, and he suppressed the previous words in an instant, and replaced them with: "You don't know how to do this, so you brought me the characters from Jin Ping Mei's small world?"

"You and I have a tacit understanding after all." In Luo Wei's eyes, he continued to wave his hands, and soon began to yell impatiently, "I'm so cold, I don't want to get in the car to warm up."

Luo Wei really didn't want to open the door. He didn't want to open the safety of the rear door until the person outside couldn't open the door because he couldn't open it, making the car shake like a car.Coming in with the cold air was a sturdy big man whose stature was similar to that of Lu Bu, Guan Yu, Zhong Hu, and Dian Wei. The funniest thing was that this man was wearing a normal down jacket, but he wore an ill-fitting jacket over it. Army green old padded jacket.He shrunk his neck and pulled the hood low, almost covering most of his face, which was even more inconsistent with the short, tight old cotton jacket with his arms open.

After he entered the door, he was still shivering habitually for a long time before his chattering teeth stopped, and then he glanced at Luo Wei contemptuously, and said a standard Ge You lie without saying a word.

Seeing his behavior, Luo Wei felt relieved, and based on this person's tone, at least it showed that he was not the unbearable person he imagined, so he said: "It's freezing, Zhong Dajiang didn't say anything about it." There are others, otherwise I would have let you in first. Now that you are here, no matter what, we will be a family from now on, let me introduce myself!"

Unexpectedly, this person is worse than Lu Bu when he first came here, and he slumped there without saying a word.Luo Wei asked a few more questions, still looking dead, he could tell that this person was in a bad mood, and his temper probably wasn't very good, so he didn't continue to recruit him, and turned to look at Zhong Dajiang.

Zhong Dajiang introduced very simply and neatly: "He is Wu Song."

"What?" Luo Wei didn't realize it for a while, and plucked his ears, "Who did you say he was just now?"

"Wu Song!"

When Luo Wei looked at the person in the back seat in shock, he saw the corner of that guy's mouth twitched vaguely, and his thick voice reminded him, "Why, you've heard my name too?"

"Heh...hehe...hehehe...Long admiration, long admiration," Luo Wei laughed awkwardly for a few times, and regardless of the cold outside, he opened the car door and made a detour to the side of the co-driver, dragging and dragging Zhong Dajiang out of the car, "Is there something wrong with you? I already have a Zhong Hu, a Guo Hu, and Wu Song here. What the hell do you want to do with another Wu Song? Also, Peking Opera, Sichuan Opera, Dian Opera, and Qin Opera are amazing. They all have the repertoire of "Wu Song Fights the Tiger", are you going to get me all these Wu Song later, and then change my rescue station into a Wu Song exhibition hall?"

Zhong Dajiang shrank his neck and flicked his fingers: "This idea seems to be good. Next time, if there is an unpopular small world, we can split it according to the characters."

Luo Wei was speechless.

Zhong Dajiang patted him on the shoulder: "Ann, in fact, they are not alone in essence. Look at Zhong Hu and Guo Huhu, they are completely different from personality to appearance," pointing to the back seat of the car , "This one is also different, you can treat them as different people with the same name and surname, not to mention that even the names are different now."

Luo Wei was a little dizzy by his logic, and it took him a while to react: "Don't fool me, the Jin Ping Mei version of Wu Song is much more bottomless than the Water Margin version, not to mention that I have two versions of Ximen Qing and two The version of Pan Jinlian, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Zhong Dajiang was so cold that he just wanted to get back in the car, but Luo Wei grabbed the hand that opened the door: "Let's make things clear outside first."

"It's not as serious as you said. Aren't Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo, Song Huizong and Yeluhui living in peace?"

"Have you seen the way he looked just now? It doesn't look like he has a heart."

The two of them were arguing, and a weak trembling voice came from the side: "Well, can you let me in to keep warm too, before you two keep arguing?"

Luo Wei was taken aback by the voice that matched the ghost voice, and when he turned his head, he saw a thin man wearing only a light-colored autumn coat on the upper body. This man was obviously frozen, his legs were stiff, It moved here almost by moving slowly.

Zhong Dajiang slapped his head: "Oh, I almost forgot, it's not just Wu Song who came back this time," he frowned and looked at the thin man, "Didn't I buy cotton clothes for you? Where are your clothes?"

Luo Wei couldn't help but glanced inside the car window, and also understood that Wu Song's body was so strange for Mao, he dared to be cold, so he took off his clothes, and this made him even more determined that the Jin Ping Mei version of Wu Song is definitely not a good bird belief.

Seeing that the thin man's lips were purple from the cold, Luo Wei hurriedly motioned him to get in the car first.He stretched out his trembling hand towards the doorknob, before he was about to open the door, but was stared at by Wu Song inside and hastily withdrew his hand.