Classic Villain Rescue Station

Chapter 478 Not only oily, but also slippery

As soon as the words fell, before Deng Che's answer, he waited for Hua Chong to return, and he rushed straight into the door with one hand Han Lingdi and the other Chen Xu. Due to the high speed and the sudden braking whether intentional or unintentional, after braking, He even let go, but Hua Chong was safe and sound, while Emperor Han Ling got into a mess with Chen Xu.

Holding the old waist and trying to get up, the two struggled for two or three rounds, but their legs were weak and they couldn't stand up, so they had to sit on the ground and wailed.Emperor Han Ling said: "Is this the legendary human flesh driving? I almost died at the scene of the car accident, my old waist!"

Chen Xu continued: "Damn, what is this strong man doing, it's so frankly exciting!"

Luo Wei stared at this guy for a long time. At first, he didn't think much of it, but the more he looked at it, the more he felt awkward. There was Ximen Qingzhuyu from Water Margin in front of him, and Chen Xu followed him from his looks to his temperament, from his hair to his fingernails. Like a defective product, even the prototype Yan Shifan Yang Sheng is better than this guy, although it is a bit rough, but the potential of the little boy can be vaguely discerned.

Li Gui stepped forward, pulled the two people on the ground up, and then lay down next to Han Lingdi's ear and muttered a lot, making him look at Chen Xu in the wrong way.

Wei Yan asked suspiciously: "Is there a mistake? Look at the two Jinlian sisters in our villa. Although they look different, they are definitely comparable beauties. And look at him and Director Ximen, how can they be compared?" sex."

Lu Bu held a different view: "Not necessarily, you just say that Zhong Hu and the previous Guo Huo are both Wu Song, Zhong Hu is definitely a heroic figure, and Guo Huo, at first glance, looks like a reckless mess in the market. mesa."

Li Gui complained sourly: "A man who looks like him can marry 7 wives, so shouldn't someone like me start with at least 14." I don't know where this guy got his confidence.

Han Lingdi curled his lips: "What's the use of being beautiful? Without power and wealth, he will either waste away day by day, or become a plaything."

Chen Xu was baffled by what you said and I said, he grabbed the only guy who could give him safety among the crowd, and asked, "Zhang Yang, what are they planning to do?"

"Hen!" Zhang Yang shook his head, then pulled him as close as possible, and whispered in a low voice, "What's the origin of your friends? Why do I look so abnormal?"

Luo Wei took a step forward and said, "I'm talking about Chen Xu, I heard you have the name Chen Qiwa, right?"

"Yeah," Chen Xu subconsciously agreed, and then glared at Zhang Yang angrily, "You reported the information to them, it's really you!"

Zhang Yang hurriedly complained: "There is a reason for this, and the name is not the point, okay?"

Luo Wei asked: "The grievances between the two of you will be discussed later. Let me ask you first, do you believe that people have a previous life?"

Chen Xu nodded in confusion, and then said shyly: "Actually, I have always suspected that I was Yang Guo in my previous life. I grew up savagely without parents and mothers. I struggled alone at a young age and eventually became a hero. I It’s the same as Yang Guo’s first half of his life, and he plans to follow this direction for the second half of his life, but heroes have practical difficulties, and it’s not bad to be a full-fledged boss.”

Luo Wei complained: "You, return to Yang Guo, people mistakenly see Yang Guo for life, if you are really Yang Guo, the girls have to hide as far away as possible!"

Li Gui slapped his thigh: "From what you said, the two of you actually have a common language in terms of attracting women to like you."

Zhang Yang was speechless: "Aren't you afraid that fans of Yang Guo and Xiaolongnv will siege you and beat you up, and, in history, is there such a person as Yang Guo?"

Emperor Han Ling said: "But it's a good thing, at least according to his brain circuit, he can accept that he was an unrealistic person in his previous life."

Chen Xu looked at this and then at that: "What do you guys mean?"

Luo Wei supported his shoulder and said earnestly: "Want to know who you were in your previous life?"

Chen Xu rolled his eyes: "Don't make trouble with brother Wei, if you talk about this with me again, be careful that I will lose my face."

Lu Bu said: "As far as his current situation is concerned, if you really tell him that he was Ximen Qing in his previous life, he wouldn't believe it."

Luo Wei patted the back of his head: "I knew I would have asked Du Xi to find their little Tingfeng to shed tears."

At this moment, someone knocked on the door, and Hao Xingyue came out from behind the door with a smile on her face, and walked in stridingly, swinging the chain: "Do you need Wangchuan Zhenshui? I just have it here." , the chain flew towards Lu Bu, and he easily caught it with one hand, and one end of the chain was impressively wearing a half-finger-sized transparent crystal bottle.

Luo Wei frowned: "Where did you come out, why are you just joining in the fun!"

Hao Xingyue raised her chin in the direction of Lu Bu: "However, you are helping me, and it's not justified if you don't work at all. Besides, without me to join in the fun, how can there be such a timely Wangchuanzhenshui!"

Luo Wei took the chain, unplugged it and asked, "Is this genuine? Where did you get it?"

Hao Xingyue said, "Well, it was given by Zhong Dajiang before."

Luo Wei smiled and said: "He is generous to you!"

As Luo Wei approached, Chen Xu felt inexplicable fear, and stepped back step by step like a little daughter-in-law who was about to be bullied, until she stuck to the wall.His head was shaking like a rattle, and Luo Wei was a big bad wolf who tricked Little Red Riding Hood: "Hey, drink this, and you will understand everything you need to understand."

Chen Xu was about to cry: "What is it, the Three Corpse Brain God Pill, Leopard Tai Yijin Pill, or the Life and Death Talisman?"

Luo Wei was almost defeated by him: "Cauldron, do you not distinguish between solid and liquid? Guess it is happy water, which is more reliable than what you said!"

As soon as Luo Wei spoke, Chen Xu was planning to take advantage of the loopholes and escape. Hua Chong and Li Gui looked at each other, and each of them clasped his wrist with his head, and put his knee against the hollow of his knee. After that, he hung him on the wall and escaped without a trace. can escape.

After Hua Chong restrained him, he taught him a lesson: "Xiao Mian, I really let you run away, how can I mess around in the future!"

Chen Xu struggled desperately to no avail, and tears fell down his face: "Brother Wei, although brother offended you, he finally turned his back on the dark to make amends. If you really don't want to let me go, just give me a happy ending!"

Luo Wei said: "Please, this is a society ruled by law. I only do illegal things when my brain is broken. You drink this obediently, and things will be cleared up."

Chen Xu suppressed his mouth and stopped crying: "Don't fool me, I still know what happy water is."

"I really lost to you. Let me make an analogy. I promise this thing is non-toxic and harmless."

"Okay, you let them put me down, it's really hard."

"You promise not to run away."

"I promise, besides, I can't run even if I want to!"

As Chen Xu kept his feet on the ground, he stretched out his hand and closed his eyes: "Bring it, I'll drink it myself."

He was suffocated by the amount of perfume that was less than the sample size, and Emperor Han Ling asked beside him, "Is it really effective, and how long will it take to see the effect?"

Luo Wei shrugged: "It's hard to say, this thing is very metaphysical, probably related to the physical attributes of the person itself, and even the mood when I was listening to the wind and crying."

After that, the eyes of everyone in the room kept turning around Chen Xu, and even Deng Che, who was still struggling at first, stopped.To be honest, even at this moment, Luo Wei still doesn't really believe that Chen Xu belongs to Ximen Qing, and he has come into contact with many such people, such as Hu Yong's version of Jin Rong, history Zhang Jiao's version of Master He, history Wu Song's version of Guo Huhu, Wusong's version of Zhong Hu, Ximen Qing and Yan Shifan's version of Yang Sheng, Liang Pan Jinlian... No matter how many changes, as long as the soul is still the same, even if the appearance changes a little bit, the butcher's knife of the years will not change. It is impossible to turn Xi Shi into Dong Shi.

Chen Xu didn't know when he fell limp and fell asleep, Li Gui directly hugged his princess to the sofa.When everyone waited until the flowers had all thanked, Luo Wei began to suspect that Zhong Dajiang was fooling Hao Xingyue with counterfeit medicine. Chen Xu suddenly sat up moaning. Probing forward, it showed a posture about to turn over and ride a horse.But the problem is how wide the sofa can be. The horse was not riding, and the whole person rolled over and fell down on the big horse.

Chen Xu's fall was fatal, and he happened to lie at Li Gui's feet, amused him: "What kind of gift is this?"

Emperor Ling of Han smiled quite wretchedly: "So we are people of the same path."

Luo Wei didn't understand, so he asked, "What do you two agree with?"

Han Lingdi shook his head and said, "You can't lie on the couch without a beautiful woman for a day. You can wake up in the morning and ride a ride to feel refreshed. It's not so pleasant!"

Luo Wei almost spat at him: "A bunch of licentious old hooligans from the exploiting class!" He would never admit it, and he was somewhat envious and jealous.

Seeing that Chen Xu was still lying on his stomach for a long time, Luo Wei also beat the drums: "Don't fall down and be stupid!"

Finally got a reaction, Chen Xu supported the sofa and stood up tremblingly: "But I fell to my death, Brother Wei, I was almost killed by you." Although his appearance did not change, his voice did not change, and even the tone of his speech did not change. However, anyone could feel that Chen Xu in front of him suddenly became greasy, not only greasy, but also slippery, and his original unscrupulous temperament became more prominent.

Luo Wei tentatively asked: "A senior official?"

Chen Xu hummed: "Don't you just want to confirm if I'm Ximen Qing? Let me tell you, I really am. Now let me ask you. How do you know that I belong to Ximen Qing?"

Luo Wei's unscrupulous fingers pointed between Hua Chong's group and Zhang Yang: "They came to trouble me, and I cleaned them up first here. He wanted to submit to me, so he threw Ximen Qing's existence at stake. name certificate, but he was the one who helped confirm the target in the end."

Chen Xu sat down on the sofa, crossed his legs, and glared at each person one by one: "Tell me, after confirming, what are you going to do, what is the purpose?"

Luo Wei can say that the main reason is that he doesn't believe it at all, so he wants to understand it even more. Of course, he can't say the truth: "You know, your daughters-in-law found you in two small worlds, and they are all on my side right now. .”

Chen Xu curled his lips: "Don't fool me, whores are ruthless, actors are ruthless, women who hook up with each other have no sincerity, and I understand how much weight I have in the hearts of these girls. "

Luo Wei asked, "What about Wu Yueniang?"

"Sister Yueniang?" Chen Xu had an expression as if he had passed away, "To be honest, I can hardly remember her face, I only remember that she is a gentle, generous, and good woman who manages the house well, and after all, she was paid by mistake. Kill me bastard."

Luo Wei continued to ask: "Do you still remember how you became Chen Xu?"

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