Classic Villain Rescue Station

This guy shook his head again and again, and finally got rid of all the sleepy bugs, and then he reacted slowly: "Master is polite, the villain didn't mean to be negligent, I was really anxious to wait, so I fell asleep caught."

Luo Wei suddenly felt that something was wrong, and the coward in front of him was not even the slightest shadow of the fierce Zhang Fei who said "a roar in front of Dangyang Bridge, drinking the water from the bridge and flowing back", and asked suspiciously: "What the hell are you doing?" who?"

The Black Iron Tower stood up and twitched: "It's not surprising that the villain's name is taboo, but people in the Jianghu give him some face, and they give him the nickname Black Whirlwind." He said, pointing to his pit-like black skin.

Luo Wei's brows could kill a fly: "You are Li Kui, I think you are Li Gui."

Black Iron Tower's eyes rolled around, and he laughed dryly: "How is it possible, the villain is the real Li Kui."

Luo Wei's doubts became heavier, and he asked word by word: "Are you sure?"

Hearing the words, the Black Iron Tower shrank its neck: "Okay, the villain is indeed Li Gui, but how can the master recognize the villain?"

Luo Wei raised his forehead: "I knew it!"

The Black Iron Tower continued: "Actually... actually, the villain's real name is Li Kui, a burly Kui, but because the villain is illiterate, he was tricked into missing a few strokes. Since then, the name Li Gui has been ignored. called out."

"The fake Li Gui met the real Li Kui" is a common saying that almost everyone knows. It refers to the fact that the guy in front of him is a robber who steals Li Kui's name and robs him. things.It is conceivable that when fakes encounter real ones, what can be gained.

But on the contrary, I couldn't bear it. Li Gui, who has always been able to pretend to be a rare brain twitch and has good eyesight, turned into a pitiful coward in a second. To make a living and make a living, I was really forced to have no other way, so I started this business.And Li Kui, who has always killed people without blinking an eye, did not know why, but suddenly felt sympathetic. Not only did he not kill to vent his anger, but he also gave him money and comforted him to reform his past, go home and do some small business to serve his mother well.

Is this still Li Kui? It feels like being possessed by Song Jiang.In this regard, Luo Wei has a guess. There are three reasons why Li Gui was not liquidated. First, as stated in the original text, Li Kui encountered this incident on the way back to see his old mother. Let him go; secondly, this guy and Li Kui are considered to be in the same industry, and he can better understand the difficulty of this industry, let's cherish it; as for these three, the reason why Li Gui was able to successfully impersonate "Black Whirlwind" shows that the two guys Their appearance and characteristics are very similar, which can also be seen from the honor of the black iron tower in front of them. Sometimes it is really not easy to kill a person who is almost the same as himself.

Therefore, from the standpoint of the Water Margin, the consequences of "the fake Li Gui meeting the real Li Kui" may not be that bad.Li Gui was later slaughtered by Li Kui not because he was pirated, but because the two ran into each other for the second time. Because Li Gui was not angry at the failure of the robbery, he had to pretend to be his grandson to save his life, so he urged his lover to murder Li Kui, but It was smashed by him ahead of time, and it was truly slaughtered by him.

Here I want to emphasize the ferocity of Li Kui. Previously, he only mentioned his unblinking attribute of killing people. The beginning of Li Gui's incident showed that he is still a kind person. It was justifiable, but in the end, the performance of this product actually fell below the bottom line.The original text is very clear: "Draw out the waist knife, go to Li Gui's leg and cut off two pieces of meat, wash some water, grab some charcoal fire in the stove, and burn it. Burn it and eat it at the same time."

Therefore, many people think that although Li Kui is straightforward and reckless, he is affectionate and righteous, which is quite cute.The problem is, there was this guy who killed people without blinking an eye first, and then someone else had a meat barbecue feast. To say that he is a human being is an insult to the word human.

Luo Wei was thinking all over his head, and he only heard "gurgling" in Li Gui's stomach, so he asked, "Didn't Manager Ding arrange lunch for you?"

Li Gui was a little embarrassed: "He ordered takeaway for me, and it was double servings, but with my appetite, two servings are enough to make a bottom line."

Luo Wei looked at the time, and although it was not yet time for dinner, it was okay to take him out to find a place to eat: "Go and wash your face first, and I will take you to dinner right away, by the way, you like to eat What?"

Li Gui smashed his mouth: "I'm not picky, but if it's the same as the lunch at noon, it would be the best to have a few pieces of fatty braised pork, that tastes good."

Luo Wei led Li Gui downstairs and returned to the matchmaking club, planning to meet Chen Dong. On the way here, he had almost inquired with this person. In the last month before the Chinese New Year, Chen Wuliang will basically be in the headquarters of the Damei Group , which is the Dajili Banquet Restaurant located in Jiugongge, and every evening after [-] o'clock, the bosses and backbones who are in charge of a booth will be taken one by one to have a work dinner. If you want to meet this person without interruption, the most suitable one is this It's time.

When Luo Wei saw Chen Dong at the front desk, the boy was surrounded by three aunts and Ma Daopo, who were quite at a loss. It was obvious that Ma Daopo was only guiding, and only the three really spoke. A beautiful aunt who is holding a folder and narrating the script, asking a question from time to time.

"How old are you this year? What is the acceptable age range for girls?"

"What kind of job do you do? What kind of job do you prefer girls?"

"How is your income? Do you care about girls' income?"

"Do you have a house, a car, and savings? Are there any requirements for girls in this regard?"

"What hobbies do you usually have? Do you need someone who is similar to you in this area, or someone who will let you get acquainted with more fields?"

"Do you have any pets? Do you mind girls who have cats, dogs, pigs, chickens, ducks, geese, even scorpions, lizards, snakes and mice?"

"How do you rate your appearance? What kind of girl do you like, tall or short, fat or thin, long or short?"

"What do you think of your personality? What kind of girls do you admire more?"

"Do you have any plans to get married in the near future? Can you match the girl's marriage plan?"

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Luo Wei asked Ding Yue who was watching the show, "What is this for? Are you interrogating the prisoner?"

Ding Yue replied: "It's just to find a sparring partner for the new aunts. They are all related questions to help them judge the client's personality, but don't worry, we won't force the client to answer. These questions are all to improve the efficiency of matching. That's all."

After listening for a while, the problem over there has risen to the handling of the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law and the education of children. Luo Wei couldn't help being surprised: "Do you need to know so much?"

Ding Yue explained: "The pace of urban life is very fast these days, and there is not enough time for young people to be ambiguous and ambiguous. Only this simple and direct way can ensure the success rate of speed dating as much as possible. , and these questions are often inconvenient for the blind date to ask directly. They are inconvenient, so we can only do it for us with the cheek. "

Luo Wei sweated: "You must pay attention to the protection of customer privacy!"

Ding Yue nodded: "That's for sure, this is my old profession."

Seeing that Chen Dong was about to slip under the table after being questioned, the three aunts let him go, and one of the aunts with a snake face turned to Ding Yue and said, "Manager Ding, is it necessary to go to such lengths? Even if there are questions and answers to these questions, are you sure that this person is telling the truth? According to our experience, people who have needs in this area will more or less deliberately cover up their faults."

Another fox-eyed aunt echoed: "Yes, yes, in judging people, especially men, is there anyone who is more professional than the few of us? There is no need to ask a lot of questions."

The last aunt with a slightly buck-toothed oval face has a different opinion: "These questions are not completely useless. We have seen a lot and can tell at a glance whether a person is poor or noble, whether he is really generous or pretending to be bold, whether he is a hypocrite or not." What a villain, do you like pure and lovely people or coquettish and seductive ones... But some of them may not be able to understand, at least the other party doesn't tell me, anyway, I can't see what it would be like for a man to deal with the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. "

The fox-eyed aunt complained: "Aren't you talking nonsense? We have never been in contact with this field before. At most, we know how to deal with the wife who comes to the door."

Ma Daopo chuckled twice: "Your way of dealing with male clients is fine. These days, the number of older unmarried young women who hate to marry far exceeds the number of young men. In our matchmaking club, at least 10 of the 6 clients are women. .”

Aunt Snake Face spread her hands: "As for the female customer, I can roughly judge her temperament and combat effectiveness, but I can't do anything else. Come on, we have to study these issues carefully. Manager Ding, remember to find a female customer next time." Accompany us."

The more you listened, the more shameful it became. Although Luo Wei knew that these three were the aunts who came with Li Gui, on the one hand, the three of them seemed to have no intention of paying attention to him as the boss at all. On the other hand, Ding Yue and Chen Dong were there It was also inconvenient for Luo Wei to ask them about their situation directly, so he had to secretly drag Ma Daopo to "go to the toilet".

"Let's go, let's go, why are you dragging my old lady to the bathroom?" Ma Daopo reprimanded as she waved her hands when no one was there.

Luo Wei hurriedly explained: "Isn't it because there are so many people outside that it's inconvenient to ask? Do you know where the three aunts came from?"

Ma Daopo understood what she meant: "Leave the three old sisters to me, and you can rest assured that I will arrange them properly for you."

Luo Wei continued to ask: "Who are they?"

Ma Daopo replied: "Aren't they Wang Yingniang, Yan Yinglan and Qianyingzhu? Manager Ding should have personal information."

"Nonsense, I'm asking you where they came from, and what were their identities?"

"You say this, they are all from the Water Margin World, Wang Yingniang is from Yanggu County, she opened a tea house to start a small business, she is a capable person, a matchmaker, a matchmaker, a master, a godmother, a medicine woman, a stable woman The mother-in-law can make a living; Yan Yinglan is from Tokyo, and she returned to her hometown in Yuncheng County with her sick husband and settled down. The couple adopted an orphan girl without children. The daughter is living in an outhouse; Qian Yingzhu is from Dongping Prefecture, bought a few homeless orphans from Ren Yazi and trained them, and put them in the Goulan run by her husband to help the couple earn money. money."