Classic Villain Rescue Station
Chapter 381 Popping Locking
Emperor Han Ling also said: "Little sister, don't be in the blessing and don't know the blessing!"
Yan Poxi immediately quit, and said without hesitation: "I'm not afraid of being embarrassing. I should know everything about my background. The reason why Song Heitan didn't despise me at that time and kept me outside was simply to cover up the reason. How much can be regarded as what you need.”
Han Lingdi and Xue Dasha looked at each other, their minds becoming even more wretched.
Dong Pangpang coughed lightly at the side: "Actually, don't you think it's strange? Among the 105 generals of the Water Margin, [-] are men, but most of them are bachelors. Even if there are women, I have never heard of it." A few have children."
Qin Keqing also said: "That's right, among other things, just the three female generals and their husbands, Sun Erniang and Zhang Qing, Hu Sanniang and Wang Ying, Gu Dasao and Sun Xin, I have never heard of any of these three couples having children. of."
After being reminded like this, Luo Wei also paid attention to this point: "Yes, in ancient times, it was important not to have children. In my impression, the only ones who had children among Liangshan heroes seemed to be the bearded man Zhu Ting and the golden gunner Xu Ning. Song Jiang In order to get Zhu Ning up the mountain, he directly 'picked up' his wife and children to Liangshan. As for Xu Ning, it was even more interesting. Through Shiqian's vision, he clearly saw the scene of his family warming up with a fire, and there was even "Water Margin Eternal Biography" "It also said that Xu Ning's son is Xu Sheng."
Lu Bu gave him a blank look: "This postscript should not be counted, otherwise, there is more than one Xu Sheng, there are also Hu Yanzhuo's son Hu Yanyu, Song Qing's son Song Anping and Hua Hua who have no signs in the main story. Rong's son, Hua Fengchun!"
Xue Dasha suddenly thought about it: "There is no child. It is normal for one family not to have one. If ten families do not have one, it is a coincidence. If there is no one hundred families, it is either there is a problem with Liangshan's geomantic omen, or he escaped from the Temple of Subduing Demons." The devil can cause infertility, impotence, and frigidity in people."
The crowd was full of black lines.
Unexpectedly, Yan Poxi slapped the table: "Brother Xue is right. When I was just following Song Heitan, I also tried my best to give birth to a son and a half daughter to be with me, but unfortunately I have not been able to do so. I thought it was my problem. , who would have known that we had met that friend in a short time, if Song Heitan hadn't been able to rely on Song Heitan no matter how many times he counted, maybe this child would be born."
Everyone was sweating, feeling that Song Jiang's indifference also resolved the tragedy that he almost became a father after meeting Lao Zhang next door. I don't know if Li Xiaoning would kill Zhang Wenyuan directly if he knew that Zhang Wenyuan almost had a child in another world.
Yan Poxi drank half a glass of draft beer in one breath, her face turned red and she started to spin the roulette wheel, and it turned out to be another 9. This time, she ordered Han Lingdi, and what she drew was a big adventure card: "Choose a stranger The opposite sex, after turning ten times in front of him, fell softly into his arms."
As soon as this big adventure came out, the weird atmosphere just now disappeared, and everyone was overjoyed to boo at Emperor Han Ling.Emperor Han Ling didn't know if he had inherited the genes of his ancestor Liu Bang. No matter he was compared with Song Huizong or Yeluhui, he had a very open-minded vigor, let alone the majesty of an emperor. There was no feeling of being out of place in Liu Xiaoqi's group.And don't look at his appearance, which seems to be about the same age as Song Huizong, in fact, he is more than ten years younger than him. I don't know if his old appearance is also an inheritance of their old Liu family.
As far as his lack of skin and face is concerned, although the theme of the big adventure is bad, he still chooses the most pleasing one among the men and women in the deck on the left, and not only completed the whole set of actions, but even added the girl's WeChat This operation is simply amazing.
While everyone was stunned, Emperor Han Ling returned triumphantly like a victorious general. He did not forget to raise his glass to the girl just now, and after drinking a glass of wine, he waved his mobile phone. Indicates WeChat contact.
After drinking, Emperor Hanling didn't forget his mission, and started to turn the dial. It was still 9, which was speechless, and it was back to Xue Dasha.Xue Dasha was quite speechless: "Is this turntable broken? Why is it always 9?" Although he complained, he still stretched out his hand to draw the card. Just as he was about to see the content clearly, the surrounding lights dimmed.
At this moment, the spherical spotlights around spun crazily, and the colorful light beams were accompanied by cheers and screams from the audio system. Fluorescent headband, put it on the head, applause, shouts, cheers one after another.
When Luo Wei was still in a daze, a beautiful woman with sheep horns jumped onto the stage and shouted in a drawn out voice: "Let's Popping Locking!" One woman and four men also jumped on the stage. In addition to the beauty with sheep horns, the other beauty is a pair of koala ears, and the four boys are Mickey ears, cat ears, reindeer horns and Dalmatians ears.
Dong Pangpang asked curiously, "What is this for?"
Emperor Han Ling replied: "It should be a performance!"
Xue Dasha pointed to the horns of the sheep that went up first: "Isn't this girl the one you ate tofu and added your WeChat account just now?"
Emperor Han Ling was very dissatisfied: "What nonsense are you talking about, we called each other a chat."
Four men and two women stood still in a cool posture, following the explosive music, they writhed rhythmically amidst the cheers from the audience.
Yan Poxi was confused and asked: "Is this dancing? It's all about something, it looks like the bottom of your feet is on fire."
Lu Bu asked curiously, "What did that woman say just now that a broken gong is a gong?"
The table that Han Lingdi went to just now was not all on stage, and one of the beautiful women with rabbit ears who was about to go to the other side of the stage to join in the fun glanced at Lu Bu contemptuously: "I don't know, what a broken gong, obviously It's Popping and Locking, it's a genre of funk."
Emperor Ling of the Han snorted: "Speak human language. If you don't speak good human language, you will not hesitate to listen to this kind of human language mixed with bird language."
Not to mention, Han Lingdi doesn't look wretched, but if he really pretends, it's a bit bluffing, at least the rabbit-eared sister in front of him is fooled.She rolled her eyes at the domineering uncle, and replied, "We are members of the Funk Dance Research Club of the Academy of Drama. Huihui and the others are dancing the mechanical dance and the lock dance in the funk dance."
Being led by the lead dancer on stage, the atmosphere of the scene was really high, even Han Lingdi touched a gray wolf ear and led the beauty with rabbit ears to go forward and turn her head away.To be honest, not many people in the audience can seriously keep up with the movements and rhythms of the stage. It is nothing more than a group of men and women dancing around with various animal ears, teasing and vigorously.
After watching the performance for a while, Luo Wei felt nothing but the noise, mainly because the deafening music shook the heart.Just at this time, a little commotion broke out among the crowded crowd at the front. This kind of thing is not surprising. Several plainclothes security guards rushed up without disturbing the crowd around them. Not long after, four of them supported two people who seemed to be drinking. The drunk man went to the side.
Because the lights were too dazzling, Luo Wei didn't see clearly what was going on, but after thinking about it, he knew that it was nothing more than the usual friction in the bar.He didn't pay too much attention, and was listening to Dong Pangpang chanting Xue Dasha's big adventure at the top of his voice: "Go to the gate, hug the first opposite sex you see, if you can invite the other party to drink For one cup, you can randomly designate an opponent to serve you three times."
While everyone was making a fuss, the waiter appointed by Zhenguanxi came over and said to Luo Wei in a low voice: "Boss, Mr. Liu invites you to the lounge."
Luo Wei didn't react for a while: "Which Mr. Liu?"
The waiter said, "It's the one who came with you, the one who danced in front of you earlier."
Luo Wei understood, thinking of what happened on the dance floor just now, his heart skipped a beat.He hurriedly got up and followed behind him, asking anxiously, "What happened?"
The waiter didn't know what to say: "I don't know the specifics, that Mr. Liu also invited Brother Zhong and Brother Zheng to go over."
The waiter led him to the lounge at the back of the office. Luo Wei caught sight of Emperor Han Ling who was grinning and accepting Zhong Hu to clean the wound on his left arm. The beauty with rabbit ears was lying motionless on the camp bed opposite.
When the waiter withdrew, Xue Dasha, who was quietly following behind him at some point, actually got in. Seeing Emperor Han Ling's appearance, he couldn't help but be surprised and said, "What's wrong?"
Han Lingdi twisted his face against the pain and said, "Damn, someone slashed my arm."
Luo Wei wondered: "How can there be two scratches with one knife?"
Zhong Hu said: "This should not be caused by a simple sharp weapon, it looks like that kind of sharp-nosed tweezers."
Xue Dasha curled his lips: "Isn't it just a little blood from the cut, I'm asking the little sister Rabbit lying on the bed."
Zhong Hu replied: "She should have been poisoned with chloroform."
Emperor Han Ling patted his chest with his idle hand: "If labor and capital were not vigilant, this girl would probably have been dragged away."
Luo Wei was taken aback. Chloroform is not a good thing. This kind of thing has been mentioned more or less in various criminal investigation dramas. It is an anesthetic that acts on the central nervous system. Hong Kong dramas also mentioned another of this thing. The name is Ge Luofang.That's right, it's the kind of plot where you smear on a handkerchief towel, cover the mouth and nose of the person concerned, and then commit a series of criminal acts such as theft, robbery, and rape after getting dizzy.The point is, this thing is not so easy to use. Besides being an anesthetic, it can damage organs and cause cancer.
Luo Wei was a little anxious: "It's all like this, why didn't you send the girl to the hospital, by the way, Uncle Liu, you have to go to the hospital to check, if the murder weapon that hurt you has rust or virus, it will be troublesome."
Yan Poxi immediately quit, and said without hesitation: "I'm not afraid of being embarrassing. I should know everything about my background. The reason why Song Heitan didn't despise me at that time and kept me outside was simply to cover up the reason. How much can be regarded as what you need.”
Han Lingdi and Xue Dasha looked at each other, their minds becoming even more wretched.
Dong Pangpang coughed lightly at the side: "Actually, don't you think it's strange? Among the 105 generals of the Water Margin, [-] are men, but most of them are bachelors. Even if there are women, I have never heard of it." A few have children."
Qin Keqing also said: "That's right, among other things, just the three female generals and their husbands, Sun Erniang and Zhang Qing, Hu Sanniang and Wang Ying, Gu Dasao and Sun Xin, I have never heard of any of these three couples having children. of."
After being reminded like this, Luo Wei also paid attention to this point: "Yes, in ancient times, it was important not to have children. In my impression, the only ones who had children among Liangshan heroes seemed to be the bearded man Zhu Ting and the golden gunner Xu Ning. Song Jiang In order to get Zhu Ning up the mountain, he directly 'picked up' his wife and children to Liangshan. As for Xu Ning, it was even more interesting. Through Shiqian's vision, he clearly saw the scene of his family warming up with a fire, and there was even "Water Margin Eternal Biography" "It also said that Xu Ning's son is Xu Sheng."
Lu Bu gave him a blank look: "This postscript should not be counted, otherwise, there is more than one Xu Sheng, there are also Hu Yanzhuo's son Hu Yanyu, Song Qing's son Song Anping and Hua Hua who have no signs in the main story. Rong's son, Hua Fengchun!"
Xue Dasha suddenly thought about it: "There is no child. It is normal for one family not to have one. If ten families do not have one, it is a coincidence. If there is no one hundred families, it is either there is a problem with Liangshan's geomantic omen, or he escaped from the Temple of Subduing Demons." The devil can cause infertility, impotence, and frigidity in people."
The crowd was full of black lines.
Unexpectedly, Yan Poxi slapped the table: "Brother Xue is right. When I was just following Song Heitan, I also tried my best to give birth to a son and a half daughter to be with me, but unfortunately I have not been able to do so. I thought it was my problem. , who would have known that we had met that friend in a short time, if Song Heitan hadn't been able to rely on Song Heitan no matter how many times he counted, maybe this child would be born."
Everyone was sweating, feeling that Song Jiang's indifference also resolved the tragedy that he almost became a father after meeting Lao Zhang next door. I don't know if Li Xiaoning would kill Zhang Wenyuan directly if he knew that Zhang Wenyuan almost had a child in another world.
Yan Poxi drank half a glass of draft beer in one breath, her face turned red and she started to spin the roulette wheel, and it turned out to be another 9. This time, she ordered Han Lingdi, and what she drew was a big adventure card: "Choose a stranger The opposite sex, after turning ten times in front of him, fell softly into his arms."
As soon as this big adventure came out, the weird atmosphere just now disappeared, and everyone was overjoyed to boo at Emperor Han Ling.Emperor Han Ling didn't know if he had inherited the genes of his ancestor Liu Bang. No matter he was compared with Song Huizong or Yeluhui, he had a very open-minded vigor, let alone the majesty of an emperor. There was no feeling of being out of place in Liu Xiaoqi's group.And don't look at his appearance, which seems to be about the same age as Song Huizong, in fact, he is more than ten years younger than him. I don't know if his old appearance is also an inheritance of their old Liu family.
As far as his lack of skin and face is concerned, although the theme of the big adventure is bad, he still chooses the most pleasing one among the men and women in the deck on the left, and not only completed the whole set of actions, but even added the girl's WeChat This operation is simply amazing.
While everyone was stunned, Emperor Han Ling returned triumphantly like a victorious general. He did not forget to raise his glass to the girl just now, and after drinking a glass of wine, he waved his mobile phone. Indicates WeChat contact.
After drinking, Emperor Hanling didn't forget his mission, and started to turn the dial. It was still 9, which was speechless, and it was back to Xue Dasha.Xue Dasha was quite speechless: "Is this turntable broken? Why is it always 9?" Although he complained, he still stretched out his hand to draw the card. Just as he was about to see the content clearly, the surrounding lights dimmed.
At this moment, the spherical spotlights around spun crazily, and the colorful light beams were accompanied by cheers and screams from the audio system. Fluorescent headband, put it on the head, applause, shouts, cheers one after another.
When Luo Wei was still in a daze, a beautiful woman with sheep horns jumped onto the stage and shouted in a drawn out voice: "Let's Popping Locking!" One woman and four men also jumped on the stage. In addition to the beauty with sheep horns, the other beauty is a pair of koala ears, and the four boys are Mickey ears, cat ears, reindeer horns and Dalmatians ears.
Dong Pangpang asked curiously, "What is this for?"
Emperor Han Ling replied: "It should be a performance!"
Xue Dasha pointed to the horns of the sheep that went up first: "Isn't this girl the one you ate tofu and added your WeChat account just now?"
Emperor Han Ling was very dissatisfied: "What nonsense are you talking about, we called each other a chat."
Four men and two women stood still in a cool posture, following the explosive music, they writhed rhythmically amidst the cheers from the audience.
Yan Poxi was confused and asked: "Is this dancing? It's all about something, it looks like the bottom of your feet is on fire."
Lu Bu asked curiously, "What did that woman say just now that a broken gong is a gong?"
The table that Han Lingdi went to just now was not all on stage, and one of the beautiful women with rabbit ears who was about to go to the other side of the stage to join in the fun glanced at Lu Bu contemptuously: "I don't know, what a broken gong, obviously It's Popping and Locking, it's a genre of funk."
Emperor Ling of the Han snorted: "Speak human language. If you don't speak good human language, you will not hesitate to listen to this kind of human language mixed with bird language."
Not to mention, Han Lingdi doesn't look wretched, but if he really pretends, it's a bit bluffing, at least the rabbit-eared sister in front of him is fooled.She rolled her eyes at the domineering uncle, and replied, "We are members of the Funk Dance Research Club of the Academy of Drama. Huihui and the others are dancing the mechanical dance and the lock dance in the funk dance."
Being led by the lead dancer on stage, the atmosphere of the scene was really high, even Han Lingdi touched a gray wolf ear and led the beauty with rabbit ears to go forward and turn her head away.To be honest, not many people in the audience can seriously keep up with the movements and rhythms of the stage. It is nothing more than a group of men and women dancing around with various animal ears, teasing and vigorously.
After watching the performance for a while, Luo Wei felt nothing but the noise, mainly because the deafening music shook the heart.Just at this time, a little commotion broke out among the crowded crowd at the front. This kind of thing is not surprising. Several plainclothes security guards rushed up without disturbing the crowd around them. Not long after, four of them supported two people who seemed to be drinking. The drunk man went to the side.
Because the lights were too dazzling, Luo Wei didn't see clearly what was going on, but after thinking about it, he knew that it was nothing more than the usual friction in the bar.He didn't pay too much attention, and was listening to Dong Pangpang chanting Xue Dasha's big adventure at the top of his voice: "Go to the gate, hug the first opposite sex you see, if you can invite the other party to drink For one cup, you can randomly designate an opponent to serve you three times."
While everyone was making a fuss, the waiter appointed by Zhenguanxi came over and said to Luo Wei in a low voice: "Boss, Mr. Liu invites you to the lounge."
Luo Wei didn't react for a while: "Which Mr. Liu?"
The waiter said, "It's the one who came with you, the one who danced in front of you earlier."
Luo Wei understood, thinking of what happened on the dance floor just now, his heart skipped a beat.He hurriedly got up and followed behind him, asking anxiously, "What happened?"
The waiter didn't know what to say: "I don't know the specifics, that Mr. Liu also invited Brother Zhong and Brother Zheng to go over."
The waiter led him to the lounge at the back of the office. Luo Wei caught sight of Emperor Han Ling who was grinning and accepting Zhong Hu to clean the wound on his left arm. The beauty with rabbit ears was lying motionless on the camp bed opposite.
When the waiter withdrew, Xue Dasha, who was quietly following behind him at some point, actually got in. Seeing Emperor Han Ling's appearance, he couldn't help but be surprised and said, "What's wrong?"
Han Lingdi twisted his face against the pain and said, "Damn, someone slashed my arm."
Luo Wei wondered: "How can there be two scratches with one knife?"
Zhong Hu said: "This should not be caused by a simple sharp weapon, it looks like that kind of sharp-nosed tweezers."
Xue Dasha curled his lips: "Isn't it just a little blood from the cut, I'm asking the little sister Rabbit lying on the bed."
Zhong Hu replied: "She should have been poisoned with chloroform."
Emperor Han Ling patted his chest with his idle hand: "If labor and capital were not vigilant, this girl would probably have been dragged away."
Luo Wei was taken aback. Chloroform is not a good thing. This kind of thing has been mentioned more or less in various criminal investigation dramas. It is an anesthetic that acts on the central nervous system. Hong Kong dramas also mentioned another of this thing. The name is Ge Luofang.That's right, it's the kind of plot where you smear on a handkerchief towel, cover the mouth and nose of the person concerned, and then commit a series of criminal acts such as theft, robbery, and rape after getting dizzy.The point is, this thing is not so easy to use. Besides being an anesthetic, it can damage organs and cause cancer.
Luo Wei was a little anxious: "It's all like this, why didn't you send the girl to the hospital, by the way, Uncle Liu, you have to go to the hospital to check, if the murder weapon that hurt you has rust or virus, it will be troublesome."
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