Classic Villain Rescue Station

An unnamed small river in Weizhou city passes through the city, and a total of three stone arch bridges with similar shapes are built on the river from east to west, and Zhuangyuan bridge is the tallest one at present.

Wu Song and Luo Wei, one carrying a dog and the other carrying a water bag, started from the Zhuangyuan Bridge, walked eastward along the small river, walked straight for about one kilometer, and saw a small teahouse at the intersection.

Luo Wei was excited, feeling that the drama was coming.I only heard Wu Song say: "Although this tea house is inconspicuous, it has been in Weizhou City for more than ten years. The old man Niu, the tea doctor, makes tea in a unique way. You will know it after you taste it. Speaking of the present, his family should There is a secret recipe handed down from the ancestors, the tea soup can relieve indigestion and relieve greasy, and it also contains ingredients similar to probiotics, which can promote naha.”

"Probiotics?" Luo Wei suddenly realized, "You shouldn't be constipated!"

Wu Song blushed: "Nonsense, traveling all year round, often eating barbecue, and where can I find so many vitamins and chlorophyll supplements, isn't it normal?"

Luo Wei smirked, looked at the tea house with only one top, and asked, "Could this be..."

Wu Song spread his hands: "According to my inquiries, Lao Lu will come to Niu's Teahouse for tea at least one day every three days."

Luo Wei continued to smirk: "It turns out that Monk Tangtang Hua and our Tiger Fighting Heroes both have this problem."

Wu Song glared at him: "Old Lu is also a master who eats more meat and less vegetarians. Besides, this place in the Northwest is already barren. It is better to have a few acres of land than to grow more grains. If you are rich, you can have more." Eating some meat, dry food with no money wrapped in salt is also a meal, how can it be like modern times that pay attention to scientific collocation."

Luo Wei continued to harbor malicious intentions: "You Liangshan brothers, there are not a few of you who have this problem!"

Wu Song said to him: "Don't worry about others, and in a few days, you will be able to experience the pain yourself."

Thinking back on the food these days, it was either pasta or meat, and the only vegetable that could be considered a vegetable was the pickled cabbage lumps that I didn’t know what the raw material was.Thinking of this, Luo Wei's expression became stiff, and he quickly shouted at Dr. Cha: "Boss, bring me a bowl of tea, I want a large bowl of tea."

The tea house had just ended the peak flow of people, and Dr. Tea was busy collecting bowls all over the place. When he heard someone calling, he hurriedly accompanied his smiling face, and turned around dumbfounded: "Ya Nei, you, why are you here when you have time?"

"The yamen? What yamen?"

Before Luo Wei could take over, a heroic voice came.The visitor came at a leisurely pace, he looked like a military officer...

Luo Wei followed the description in the original text while comparing it: "In the head there is a scarf with the word "swastika" in sesame seeds, on the back of the head are two gold rings of twisted silk from Taiyuan Mansion, on the top is a parrot green silk shirt, and at the waist is a civil and military double-breasted crow Qing, wearing a pair of yellow boots made of eagle claw leather with four slits, born with a round face, big ears, a straight nose and a square mouth, with a beard around his cheeks, his body is eight feet long, and his waist is ten circumferences wide."

This should be described from the perspective of Shi Jin. To be honest, these descriptions greatly beautify the debut of the monk Hua. You can put a layer of dust on all the above descriptions, and then make the clothes 40% old, and put some sand and dander in the beard and hair, and it is basically the same.

Seeing this Lu Zhishen who is still called Lu Da, he turned his head to look at Wu Song beside him.

From Song Jiang's point of view, it is like this: the body is dignified and the appearance is dignified.A pair of eyes shot cold stars, and two eyebrows were like paint.With a broad chest, he has the majesty of being invincible; his words are majestic, and he has the ambition of flying thousands of feet.The heart is bold and bold, like a lion shaking the sky and descending to the clouds; the bones are strong and the tendons are strong, like a brave brave standing on the seat.Just like the devil descended from the sky, he is really the god of Tai Sui in the world.

This is Wu Song's first appearance.

From the perspective of Zhang Qing and his wife in the vegetable garden, the description is like this: the hair in the front covers the eyebrows, and the hair in the back is uneven.The straight skirt of soap is like a dark cloud covering the body, and the variegated ribbon is like a python wrapped around one's body.The hoop on the forehead is brilliant, and the eyes are faintly golden; the cloth and jacket on the body are colorful, like copper tendons and iron bones.With two bites of abstaining from the knife, the murderous aura will come; if there are hundreds of parietal bones, the path of sorrow will be full of thoughts.Rakshasa, the eater, bowed his hands, and King Kong, the Dharma protector, also frowned.

This is the complete body of Wu Song the traveler.

Of course, Lu Zhishen also has a complete body, and he judged it from Yang Zhi's point of view: people in the past have seen it, and he is indeed a reckless monk.But I saw Zao wearing a straight gown with double sleeves on her back, and a green round sash with slanted double heads.The Jie knife shines three feet of spring ice, hidden deep in the sheath; the Zen staff swings a jade python across the shoulder.The egret's legs are tightly tied to the foot cloth, and the spider's belly is tightly tied to the mantle.Thousands of severed iron wires are gathered around the mouth, and a band of gallbladder hair is exposed on the chest.Born to eat meat and eat fish faces, he is not a person who reads scriptures and recites Buddha.I saw a fat monk, naked, with flowers embroidered on his back, sitting on the root of a pine tree to enjoy the shade.

Luo Wei couldn't help sighing, every word and every sentence showed the arrogance of the protagonist who is worthy of force. The premise is that just read the written description, and don't face the reality.This is like the beautiful water city of Venice in the film, and the reality of traveling in the field is like being in a stinky ditch. How far away is your thinking, and how far away from reality you will be with me!

It's a pity that Luo Wei is now in reality.

Lu Zhishen came striding forward. When he saw Luo Wei's appearance, he was startled at first, looked him up and down, and couldn't help laughing: "Wonderful, wonderful, if I didn't know that Zhong Ya Nei went to the old Mr. Zhong's manager." , at first glance, I must have misidentified you."

Seeing his old friend, Wu Song couldn't help being excited, calmed down a little, and then said, "Why doesn't this brother think that some kind of method used by the government office to sneak back."

Lu Zhishen looked at Luo Wei instead of Wu Song, and replied: "Yes, it does, but there are still differences. Zhongya Nei has heart disease, and he is thinner, shorter, and paler than him. The most important thing is It’s the spirits of the two that are completely different.”

Luo Wei smiled, imitating what he saw in the past two days, and gave a slight salute: "Young brother is only a compliment."

Only then did Lu Zhishen turn his head to look at Wu Song who had spoken just now, and couldn't help gasping: "What a majestic and imposing hero, he can compete with the Sa family."

Wu Song didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Brother, it's ridiculous."

Luo Wei complained, he was obviously praising himself.

When Wu Song and Lu Zhishen met each other late, the burly young man sitting in an inconspicuous corner of the teahouse had already completed the story of his exchange with Dr. Tea, and stepped forward to salute Lu Zhishen: "My guest, Please sit here, my brother is looking for something."

Lu Zhi was stunned for a moment, seeing that this man also looked like a hero, he returned the salute and called Wu Song and Luo Wei to sit together, the four of them happened to be at a square table.

As everyone was seated, the tea doctor took four rough pottery bowls, poured tea one by one with a brass teapot, and explained embarrassingly: "Ya, oh no, guest officer, my shop is small, and I don't have the large bowls you want , this is already the biggest one here.”

The corners of Luo Wei's mouth twitched. Even though the rough clay bowls in front of him were not very big, they were more than five times bigger than those of the other three people. The four bowls of tea placed together made people look very happy feel.

Lu Zhishen was also very surprised: "Is this elder brother really thirsty, or is it inconvenient? If it's the latter, although the tea soup in this Niu's tea house is effective, it focuses on recuperation and cannot cure serious illnesses." , It’s better to see a doctor as soon as possible, our master in this area in Weizhou is old doctor Min from Minji Pharmacy on the north bank of Zhouqiao.”

Luo Wei hehehe, gave Wu Song a knowing look, and dared to say that later Lu Da really became a monk and became Lu Zhishen. Even if he still couldn't get rid of the habit of eating meat and drinking, he had to be a vegetarian most of the time. Lai really saved his life. If he continued to stay in the Northwest, according to this way of eating, coupled with his physique, he would probably be burned to death.

The burly young man didn't put his mind on thinking about such boring things, he cupped his hands at the three of them and said, "I'm so bold, how dare I ask all the officials, Gao's name?"

Lu Zhishen took the lead in answering: "The Sa family is under the jurisdiction of the Jinglue Mansion. The surname is Lu, and the word Da is taboo."

Wu Song followed up and replied: "I am not a well-known Jianghu scattered person. My surname is Wu, and my single name is Song."

Luo Wei was a little embarrassed by Wu Song's answer. Seeing everyone staring at him, he was a little embarrassed: "My name is Luo Wei, and I have a holiday villa at home. I travel with Wu Erge in my spare time."

Wu Song frowned, kicked him under the table, and gave him a very disapproving look.It was only then that Luo Wei remembered that those who opened villas these days were not ordinary people.Among other things, just take the nearest one. Wu Song got into trouble for the first time after returning home, and when he came out to take refuge, he went to Xiaoxuanfeng Chaijin's Zhuangzi.In addition, the more famous Zhujiazhuang, Hujiazhuang and Lijiazhuang in Dulonggang are not fuel-efficient.

Sure enough, after hearing Luo Wei's introduction, the expressions of the other two people changed subtly. If it weren't for the need to follow the plot here, it is estimated that the topic would have been diverted by Luo Wei, a genius.

The burly young man introduced himself: "I have admired you for a long time. The villain is from Huayin County, Huazhou. His surname is Shi and his name is Jin." He turned to look at Lu Zhishen. , Ming Jin, I wonder if there is such a person in the Jinglue Mansion here?"

Lu Zhi was shocked, looked him up and down for a moment, and then said: "Brother, are you that Jiuzhilong Shi Dalang from Shijia Village?"

The burly young man nodded: "The villain is Shi Jin."

Lu Zhishen hurriedly returned the salute, and Wu Song and Luo Wei also followed the pretentious Dao for a long time.Lu Zhishen said: "It's better to be famous than to meet once, and to meet is worse than to be famous. If you want to find the coach Wang, could it be that Wang Jin who hated Taiwei Gao in Tokyo?"

Shi Jin continued to nod: "It's that person."

Lu Zhishen replied: "I have also heard his name, and that elder brother is not here." Next, he gave a general account of the relationship between Mr. Xiao Zhong and Mr. Lao Zhong, and told Shi Jin, Wang Jin At this moment, he should be working for the old businessman, and sincerely invite Shi Jin, Wu Song and Luo Wei to have a drink together.