Classic Villain Rescue Station

When asked, Father Mario's complexion changed drastically, and he finally sighed: "Thousand miles of grass, He Qingqing; ten miles of grass, no birth."

Luo Wei's eyes were wide open, and he looked up and down: "No way, how is it possible, although you are a bit stronger than ordinary people, you are not fat at all!"

This jingle naturally refers to Dong Zhuo. "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" emphasizes the characteristics of this fat guy, and the most impressive thing is what happened to him after his death.After Dong Zhuo died, his body was thrown on the street. Due to the unbelievably hot weather, the fat on his body turned into liquid and flowed all over the ground.The officers and soldiers guarding the corpse even made a wick out of boredom, put it into the fat soup and lit it, and it burned like this for several days.

It is indeed an exaggeration. If it really looks like this, dare to ask how fat Comrade Dong Pangpang is?You must know that he suffered the torture of lighting sky lanterns in a disguised form after his death, and the normal process should be to wrap the victim in sackcloth, put it in an oil tank for full soaking, and then light it up.

Although Master Wujing was also surprised, he didn't think it was too surprised. He touched his bare head and said, "Aren't you talking nonsense? After reincarnation, he still looks like that, Pan An Songyu will always be Pan An Songyu, and Yan Ying Zuo Si will always be Yan Ying Zuo Si, is there any reason, is there any hope?"

Mario's complexion was not very good-looking, he slapped the table with his hand, and even the house trembled.It was only then that I realized that the character design had collapsed, so I quickly took a deep breath, prayed silently for a while, and then resumed my original tone: "Actually, "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is deliberately vilifying Dong Zhuo, and it's not just ugliness, it should be able to rise to the level of demonization." Let’s not talk about the issue of fat and thin. First of all, Dong Zhuo started his official career. He served as an official in Longxi County when he was a fledgling. Yes, if you don’t look good, you won’t even be able to step into this class.”

"The most representative ones are the famous Pang Tong and Zhang Song. Because of their flaws in appearance, even if Lu Su strongly recommends the former, Sun Quan still doesn't like the former; the latter is appreciated by his master, so he can send him a mission to make friends with Cao Cao. When offering advice, he was brutally humiliated. There are also two typical cases, Sun Ce and Xiahou Dun, who were similarly disfigured. The former pissed himself to death because of an arrow in his cheek; the latter was killed by Gao Shun got blinded in one eye and got the nickname Blind Xia Hou, and since then his temperament has changed drastically, withdrawn and irritable, and he no longer seeks opportunities to charge forward."

"If it's really ugly like a ghost, the governor of Liangzhou will definitely not even look at Dong Zhuo. Where did he charge into the battle and make military exploits repeatedly. As for the once-emphasized obesity problem, a person who has practiced martial arts since childhood can do it well in strategy. When the horse is galloping, the left and right hands open the bow at the same time. How could a general who made his fortune by military exploits be a fat man. Even if he became corrupt later, it took about three years from the time he entered Beijing to support Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty until he completely controlled the court. Which of the gang of civil servants is not a villainous figure, it is not an easy task to firmly control the government, not to mention that during the period, they encountered provocations from various princes and moved the capital to Chang'an in a hurry. Without the support of the memories of my previous life, it is hard for me to imagine how a person can gain weight under such pressure and anxiety."

Luo Wei raised his eyebrows: "You just want to tell me that Dong Zhuo is not a fat man, right?"

Mario said forcefully: "It's not entirely true. Men, once they get old and neglect exercise, they will start to get fatter or fatter. In today's words, their body fat is a bit beyond the standard, and they have entered the stage of middle-aged fatter. But definitely not to such an exaggerated level."

No, he is still a fat man, at most he is not as good as in the novels, so everyone looked at him deadly, and looked at him ashamed.Luo Wei said, "After you've said so much, don't you have anything serious to explain? For example, why did you resign suddenly, and why did you expose yourself on purpose? It's not because of us that you made things so complicated. Let's talk about the appointment with Dong Pangpang!"

Mario quickly waved his hand: "Although I am unwilling, this matter is only about myself, but it has nothing to do with your little Dong at all. I have no intention of being an enemy of you at all, but because of that man's ghostly tricks , and I had to comply with that person’s request first.”

"That person?" Luo Wei grasped the point.

Mario didn't explain much, and turned his attention to Master Wujing: "You and I have similar experiences, and you are both tormented by memory confusion. If you can forget everything and go back to the past, would you like it?"

Master Wujing's head shook like a rattle.

Luo Wei couldn't understand it: "If you're tormenting people like this, then why?"

Yan Liang sighed: "I can understand, that painful, refreshing and transparent feeling is really unstoppable."

Master Wujing replied: "It feels like that, but it sounds weird."

Luo Wei said contemptuously: "I didn't expect you to be such Yan Liang."

Mario continued: "The memory of the previous life is like an upgraded version of Pandora's box. Now that it has been opened, I don't want to go back to the ignorance of the past. Therefore, when I have no intention of being an enemy of you, I don't intend to Being used by others, and I don't want to return what I got, I can only run away."

Luo Wei was puzzled and said, "I ran away, why did you find me again?"

The old Mario blushed: "I want to go back to my hometown in Longxi, which is now Min County, to have a look, and then follow my memory to see all the places I have visited in my previous life. Then, sort out the things in my memory Come out, publish a book, let everyone know the real Dong Zhuo."

Unexpectedly, and within reason, Luo Wei was slightly surprised: "This is a good thing."

Mario continued to blush: "But, I have no money, and besides being a priest, I can't do anything else, and I have to hide and hide for three months of PK time. You said you opened a holiday villa, I just wanted to..."

"Wait," Luo Wei suddenly sensed something was wrong, and quickly interrupted, "You mean the PK deadline is three months?"

Mario nodded in confusion.

"But, no, don't you remember correctly?" Luo Wei asked.

Mario didn't understand what he questioned: "That's right, a total of 13 PK games have been arranged in three months."

Luo Wei looked at Master Wujing again, but the other party didn't understand: "Indeed, I remember telling you once a week."

Luo Wei was speechless: "But you haven't told me for three months."

The reason why he was so surprised was entirely because of the signed letter of challenge that Wei Yan handed over to him, on which the time limit was clearly written. It was one year, how could it suddenly become three months?

Luo Wei expressed his doubts, and Yan Liang glanced at him contemptuously: "Is it because you are too hateful, or is it true that you are so human, you have said it all, the challenge letter, the surname Wei gave you a letter , the person surnamed Guo also gave you one, if you are from the same group, is it worth sending it twice?"

Luo Wei was dumbfounded: "But Tiger Guo gave another copy later, but it was soaked in tea, so I didn't see it."

Wen Chou said to him: "That's just a call to action for literati to vent their emotions with their pens, and it's different from a formal challenge letter."

Luo Wei said as if mourning his concubine: "Is that so, that is to say..."

Master Wujing answered: "Congratulations, you have attracted two waves of opponents at once, one in the open has not yet moved, and the other in the dark has already made moves twice."

Luo Wei rushed in front of Mario at once, picked up his neck and shook it poorly: "Ah, ah, I don't care about your messy thoughts, tell me quickly, who brought you out to cause trouble for labor and management of?"

Yan Liang and Wen Chou saw that Luo Wei was so angry that he was about to shake Mario to pieces, so they quickly stretched out their hands to pull him, but they didn't expect that this boy looked so weak, but he was so strong.

Mario was dizzy from being dazzled, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "I...I...I'll just...say, I...I...I also...wanted to say, let go, let go! "

After finally persuading people, Mario gasped for a long time, and then said slowly: "Actually, ahem, I actually know little more than this Master Wujing. I It is also the memory that fell into that pond and almost drowned, and was recovered after being fished out. There must be something tricky in this pond, but I don’t know what it is. As for the Rose Villa, there are not many servants in it. If you want to talk about the key people, I have also met the butler, and the status of this butler should not be low, because Guo Huo calls him Butler Van Dudley, and the butler who can use the surname of the main family must be a confidant for many years."

Master Wujing asked: "Have you seen a little boy with Asian appearance there, he should be around ten years old."

Mario directly denied: "No, I saw no less than 30 people there, let alone little Asian boys, and no Asian adults."

Luo Wei frowned, and continued to ask, "What did Steward Van Dudley tell you?"

Mario continued: "It's nothing more than teasing out my grievances against that little Dong, so that I can try my best to make things difficult for you. Also, if there are any special circumstances, you can send news through Guo Huohu. By the way," he suddenly I remembered one thing, "He asked me how I planned to PK with Xiao Dong. I said it was a martial arts contest, but I was rejected on the spot. I seemed to hear him muttering that the delay was not long enough."

Luo Wei blinked: "What... do you mean?"

Yan Liang explained: "Wen Chou and I cooperate with the tricks we often use in marching and fighting. If Wen Chou wants to sneak attack the opponent's lair, I will definitely try to delay the opponent as much as possible."

Luo Wei gave him a blank stare: "Nonsense, how can I not know about delaying tactics? I just want to ask, what exactly is the other party trying to do by dragging me?"

This doubt is naturally unresolvable for the time being. Mario thought of his ambition of traveling, publishing books and seeking asylum again, rubbed his hands and asked: "Is there any job suitable for me in your place? I'm in a hurry now. Before chasing your dreams, you must first fill your stomach. To be honest, I only ate three bowls of instant noodles in two days."

Luo Wei glanced at the ex-priest whose whole body of Holy Light had been taken off the shelves angrily: "Are all your priests voluntary labor without wages?"