Classic Villain Rescue Station
Chapter 2 Boss, let me tell you something
Listening to Jun's words is better than eating ten pots of dog's blood, the "young woman" adults are so blunt, people who understand the spirit should know what to do.The corner of Luo Wei's mouth twitched: "I choose to give up, that No. 84 loves whoever, and the dog tag will be returned to you."
The old man with buckwheat noodles scratched his nails: "That's not okay, I've been ordered to review it, your information has already been dropped in the underworld, and the temporary residence permit for the city of vain death has been issued, so hurry up and pack up your things and get ready to go!"
Luo Wei shuddered when he heard that, and the dog tag drooped down: "Pack up and hit the road, what do you mean?"
The soba old man found a dirty black and green chain from nowhere: "Don't clean it up, there is nothing missing in the dead city, and there is still time to buy it in the place, hurry up and follow me! I will make up for it later!" The King of Hades, like Lord Yama, needs to reside in the underworld, and the prerequisite for staying in the underworld is to die on the spot."
Luo Wei also panicked for a moment, but he laughed secretly in his heart. He found that he thought the soba old man was a scam, and he was really a fool. Now this guy doesn't look like a scam, but crazy.
The soba old man's complexion softened, and he changed the topic: "Actually, there are 99 people in total to make up for Little Hades, and only one can win in the end. It's a turn of events, and it won't be your turn anytime soon."
Luo Wei was puzzled: "Didn't it mean that Lord Yan is not welcome, and there are so many successors?"
The old buckwheat noodle man breathed out: "The thirteen surnamed families in the underworld do not have any ambitious offspring or prodigal ancestors. No matter how bad the King of Hades is, he is also one of the ten halls of the underworld. There is nothing wrong with having a name. The so-called fairness, justness and openness of the audition is nothing more than listening to it, and someone like you who has no roots and no foundation is just a piece of cannon fodder."
Luo Wei was speechless: "Then didn't I die in vain?"
The soba noodle old man continued: "You can't say that. After losing the election, you can be reincarnated, and you can also have the benefits of directly jumping in the queue and choosing a good family."
"Why don't you die and reincarnate!" Luo Wei gritted his teeth.
The old man with buckwheat noodle laughed wickedly: "It's okay not to be reincarnated. You can become a public official and join the army of ghost officials in the underworld. But there are prerequisites for this. Before you die, you must first be a backup ghost under my hands."
Luo Wei became a little interested: "The end of life, that is to say, you don't have to die on the spot after becoming a ghost job."
The old man with buckwheat noodle nodded: "Many things in the underworld require someone to help in Yangjian."
"What exactly do you need to do?"
"You can't do it if it's too difficult and dangerous. Recently, I have a golden opportunity. If you promise to keep it, you will benefit. In recent years, plane travel has become popular in Yangjian, especially the world in books. All of them are well-known and popular. The tall ones are pierced into a sieve. The world in the book is its own plane with its own rules. In order to prevent the original plane from being irreversibly damaged, it gradually evolved the ability to clone the derived plane. For example, the original plane is viewed as If it becomes an egg, the derived plane is the world reflected by countless small mirrors placed next to the egg, and with the derived plane for traversal, the original plane will not be adversely affected."
"Unexpectedly, a demon who mastered the laws of time and space escaped from the eighteenth floor of hell. He rushed out of the gate of hell by killing all the way, and even captured the hundreds of thousands of dead souls waiting in line before the gate to enter the nether world as hostages. It took six of them to catch him, and the one erupted before he died, and actually exploded half of the derivative plane, and sent a hundred thousand dead souls to the original plane, trying to disrupt the underworld's control over the original world."
"In order to protect the natives who have been pierced in the original plane, the old man asked us to take the lead in various time and space, and urgently set up temporary rescue stations to protect the natives who were almost pierced first, so as to prevent the original owners from being corroded by dead souls carrying negative energy. After the time traveler finishes tossing this life, the plot of the original plane will automatically restart, and the circulation and derivation can be carried out according to the original rules when the person is sent back."
Did Luo Wei understand: "This has something to do with me?"
"This matter is very urgent. The old man has given us the right to punish evil officials at will. Hell personnel can be requisitioned at will from top to bottom. If you set up a rescue station on your side, you will naturally put aside your status as the little Hades. When the results come out, it has nothing to do with you. The most important thing is that the head of the temporary rescue station is in danger and can record third-class merit in the files of the underworld to ensure your health and longevity in the yang world. Afterwards, I became a full-time employee, and I was able to be promoted to three ranks in a row, and the public office started directly from the middle level. I have a guarantee when I am alive, and I have a future after death, dear."
Luo Wei hehehe, slapped the dog tag into the hand of the old man with soba noodles: "Remember to go to the mental hospital to register an expert account later, or find a literary website to do creation. People say that lunatics and artists often go hand in hand. I believe it. It's almost time, it's time to go back to have lunch."
After the words were closed, he patted his buttocks and planned to go straight away. The old buckwheat noodle man grabbed Luo Wei and pulled the hem of his T-shirt out, causing him to stagger backwards: "I am really the punishment of the underworld. The office of rites is in charge of officials and envoys, and he is also in charge of the prince's office, the young Fu Zhong Dajiang."
"Win the big prize? It's really worthy of the name," Luo Wei threatened while pulling back the hem of his clothes: "Let go, don't think that I dare not hit you because you are old and sick."
Zhong Dajiang, the old buckwheat noodle man, didn't let go: "You brat is so stubborn, tell me, what do you have to do to believe it."
Luo Wei was so annoyed by his indomitable look, he pointed to the hot sun in the sky: "Unless you can make God immediately thunder and rain." Meaning, even if the sky changes suddenly in the next second, it is a coincidence that the weather forecast is wrong.
Zhong Dajiang frowned: "This is really troublesome. I don't care about thunder and rain. Even if I insist on intervening, such a big piece of sky will consume too much." Seeing Luo Wei's disdainful smile, he Suddenly, Fuzhi flicked his fingers, "It's fine if it doesn't have to be such a big deal." After finishing speaking, he walked around him and found an old fire hydrant next to him. He took out a golden stick and drew an invisible circle close to Luo Wei's feet.
Zhong Dajiang coughed lightly, and pointed at Luo Wei's direction with a golden stick: "Don't move, you must not move, it will be a waste if you move." Then he began to mutter some inexplicable characters .
Luo Wei really felt that the unscientific things he had heard all these years were no longer worth mentioning. On a sunny day with no clouds in the sky, a cloud of dark clouds suddenly appeared on the top of his head, and there was a breeze blowing all around him. , only my clothes and hair were blown wildly by the wind, and everyone was refreshed, but I was first jumped by the lightning and thunder in the dark clouds, and then I was completely chilled.
Less than a minute before and after, the uncles and aunts around ignored such a strange situation. When the clouds and rain stopped, many people found Luo Wei who was wet, looked at the mottled fire hydrant next to him, and shook their heads. : "It is estimated that the fire hydrant has been in disrepair for a long time and convulsions. This young man is too unlucky. He is so covered in water. It is time to call 1 and let them fix it."
Repair you big-headed ghost, bursting water pipes will not bring people to the water in an instant.
Fortunately, Luo Wei's body is not made of good material. It doesn't matter if the clothes are translucent. If the bottom of the pants are exposed, even if Zhong Dajiang is the reincarnation of the Tathagata, he will have to fight with him.
But if the real situation just now was seen by others and posted on the Internet, it would definitely be sprayed like a sieve, and then countless people would discuss how this kind of special effect is made.Anyway, if Luo Wei was not the person involved, he would definitely be one of the countless complaints.
Looking up at the sky, Luo Wei took off his wet clothes in embarrassment, and twisted them hard so as not to drip water. He tried his best to expose himself to the broad daylight, and felt that every pore on his body was leaking water. If it wasn't for the big summer, please wait for a cold and fever right now.
Zhong Dajiang made a coaxing look, and kept shaking his legs: "It's time for you to question me!"
Luo Wei is so angry, [-]% of his brain is broken, he actually stood there like a wooden pile and let himself be drenched. It is speculated that the so-called rainfall of Zhong Dajiang is a "fixed-point blasting", and the area is so small If you don't stand there in a daze, you won't be able to get wet at all.
Although he still has reservations about Zhong Dajiang's rhetoric, the guy in front of him is either a great talent or a moderate talent, so he can't be provoked anyway.Luo Wei was exhausted, and while expanding the sunbathing area as much as possible, he said respectfully: "Boss, talk to me if you have something to do!"
Zhong Dajiang flashed out his WeChat business card: "Let's add a friend first, dear!"
So early the next morning, when Luo Wei went out to buy breakfast, Zhong Dajiang brought a vicious bald chubby to him, and before leaving, he packed him back and prepared to hide it in the refrigerator to eat for two days. go along.
………………
Let me introduce Luo Wei's life first.
Name: Luo Wei,
Sex: Male,
Age: 25.
Luo Wei graduated from the Department of Drama and Literature of Tuanlonggang Academy of Drama. Compared with the film and television drama art schools in Yanjing and Shanghai, Tuanlonggang Academy of Drama is second-rate in terms of reputation and teaching staff, but it is better than Tuanlonggang City. It itself is a film and television base city jointly built by many predators in various fields in China. Just looking at the names of the six districts under its jurisdiction, Huating District, Xiazhou District, Qinhan District, Sui and Tang Districts, Songliao District and Ming and Qing Districts, it is roughly Can determine what the city is like.There is a saying in the entertainment industry that there is no movie that can't be filmed in Longgang. Although it is an exaggeration, it also explains the problem.Supported by such innate advantages, the status of Tuanlonggang Academy of Drama in the entertainment industry can be seen.However, this does not include such cold-spot majors as the Department of Drama and Literature.
As mentioned in Zhong Dajiang's review before, Luo Wei has a biological father and a stepfather.In fact, his origin is a bit weird.He is a mother who was young and frivolous, unable to resist the invasion of hormones, pregnant first before marriage, and then in a flash of brain fever, she wanted to use the black clinic to solve the trouble, but she regretted it at the end, broke out from the operating table, and finally went through ten times. Monthly pregnancy, paid a sum of social maintenance fees, registered illegitimate children.
The old man with buckwheat noodles scratched his nails: "That's not okay, I've been ordered to review it, your information has already been dropped in the underworld, and the temporary residence permit for the city of vain death has been issued, so hurry up and pack up your things and get ready to go!"
Luo Wei shuddered when he heard that, and the dog tag drooped down: "Pack up and hit the road, what do you mean?"
The soba old man found a dirty black and green chain from nowhere: "Don't clean it up, there is nothing missing in the dead city, and there is still time to buy it in the place, hurry up and follow me! I will make up for it later!" The King of Hades, like Lord Yama, needs to reside in the underworld, and the prerequisite for staying in the underworld is to die on the spot."
Luo Wei also panicked for a moment, but he laughed secretly in his heart. He found that he thought the soba old man was a scam, and he was really a fool. Now this guy doesn't look like a scam, but crazy.
The soba old man's complexion softened, and he changed the topic: "Actually, there are 99 people in total to make up for Little Hades, and only one can win in the end. It's a turn of events, and it won't be your turn anytime soon."
Luo Wei was puzzled: "Didn't it mean that Lord Yan is not welcome, and there are so many successors?"
The old buckwheat noodle man breathed out: "The thirteen surnamed families in the underworld do not have any ambitious offspring or prodigal ancestors. No matter how bad the King of Hades is, he is also one of the ten halls of the underworld. There is nothing wrong with having a name. The so-called fairness, justness and openness of the audition is nothing more than listening to it, and someone like you who has no roots and no foundation is just a piece of cannon fodder."
Luo Wei was speechless: "Then didn't I die in vain?"
The soba noodle old man continued: "You can't say that. After losing the election, you can be reincarnated, and you can also have the benefits of directly jumping in the queue and choosing a good family."
"Why don't you die and reincarnate!" Luo Wei gritted his teeth.
The old man with buckwheat noodle laughed wickedly: "It's okay not to be reincarnated. You can become a public official and join the army of ghost officials in the underworld. But there are prerequisites for this. Before you die, you must first be a backup ghost under my hands."
Luo Wei became a little interested: "The end of life, that is to say, you don't have to die on the spot after becoming a ghost job."
The old man with buckwheat noodle nodded: "Many things in the underworld require someone to help in Yangjian."
"What exactly do you need to do?"
"You can't do it if it's too difficult and dangerous. Recently, I have a golden opportunity. If you promise to keep it, you will benefit. In recent years, plane travel has become popular in Yangjian, especially the world in books. All of them are well-known and popular. The tall ones are pierced into a sieve. The world in the book is its own plane with its own rules. In order to prevent the original plane from being irreversibly damaged, it gradually evolved the ability to clone the derived plane. For example, the original plane is viewed as If it becomes an egg, the derived plane is the world reflected by countless small mirrors placed next to the egg, and with the derived plane for traversal, the original plane will not be adversely affected."
"Unexpectedly, a demon who mastered the laws of time and space escaped from the eighteenth floor of hell. He rushed out of the gate of hell by killing all the way, and even captured the hundreds of thousands of dead souls waiting in line before the gate to enter the nether world as hostages. It took six of them to catch him, and the one erupted before he died, and actually exploded half of the derivative plane, and sent a hundred thousand dead souls to the original plane, trying to disrupt the underworld's control over the original world."
"In order to protect the natives who have been pierced in the original plane, the old man asked us to take the lead in various time and space, and urgently set up temporary rescue stations to protect the natives who were almost pierced first, so as to prevent the original owners from being corroded by dead souls carrying negative energy. After the time traveler finishes tossing this life, the plot of the original plane will automatically restart, and the circulation and derivation can be carried out according to the original rules when the person is sent back."
Did Luo Wei understand: "This has something to do with me?"
"This matter is very urgent. The old man has given us the right to punish evil officials at will. Hell personnel can be requisitioned at will from top to bottom. If you set up a rescue station on your side, you will naturally put aside your status as the little Hades. When the results come out, it has nothing to do with you. The most important thing is that the head of the temporary rescue station is in danger and can record third-class merit in the files of the underworld to ensure your health and longevity in the yang world. Afterwards, I became a full-time employee, and I was able to be promoted to three ranks in a row, and the public office started directly from the middle level. I have a guarantee when I am alive, and I have a future after death, dear."
Luo Wei hehehe, slapped the dog tag into the hand of the old man with soba noodles: "Remember to go to the mental hospital to register an expert account later, or find a literary website to do creation. People say that lunatics and artists often go hand in hand. I believe it. It's almost time, it's time to go back to have lunch."
After the words were closed, he patted his buttocks and planned to go straight away. The old buckwheat noodle man grabbed Luo Wei and pulled the hem of his T-shirt out, causing him to stagger backwards: "I am really the punishment of the underworld. The office of rites is in charge of officials and envoys, and he is also in charge of the prince's office, the young Fu Zhong Dajiang."
"Win the big prize? It's really worthy of the name," Luo Wei threatened while pulling back the hem of his clothes: "Let go, don't think that I dare not hit you because you are old and sick."
Zhong Dajiang, the old buckwheat noodle man, didn't let go: "You brat is so stubborn, tell me, what do you have to do to believe it."
Luo Wei was so annoyed by his indomitable look, he pointed to the hot sun in the sky: "Unless you can make God immediately thunder and rain." Meaning, even if the sky changes suddenly in the next second, it is a coincidence that the weather forecast is wrong.
Zhong Dajiang frowned: "This is really troublesome. I don't care about thunder and rain. Even if I insist on intervening, such a big piece of sky will consume too much." Seeing Luo Wei's disdainful smile, he Suddenly, Fuzhi flicked his fingers, "It's fine if it doesn't have to be such a big deal." After finishing speaking, he walked around him and found an old fire hydrant next to him. He took out a golden stick and drew an invisible circle close to Luo Wei's feet.
Zhong Dajiang coughed lightly, and pointed at Luo Wei's direction with a golden stick: "Don't move, you must not move, it will be a waste if you move." Then he began to mutter some inexplicable characters .
Luo Wei really felt that the unscientific things he had heard all these years were no longer worth mentioning. On a sunny day with no clouds in the sky, a cloud of dark clouds suddenly appeared on the top of his head, and there was a breeze blowing all around him. , only my clothes and hair were blown wildly by the wind, and everyone was refreshed, but I was first jumped by the lightning and thunder in the dark clouds, and then I was completely chilled.
Less than a minute before and after, the uncles and aunts around ignored such a strange situation. When the clouds and rain stopped, many people found Luo Wei who was wet, looked at the mottled fire hydrant next to him, and shook their heads. : "It is estimated that the fire hydrant has been in disrepair for a long time and convulsions. This young man is too unlucky. He is so covered in water. It is time to call 1 and let them fix it."
Repair you big-headed ghost, bursting water pipes will not bring people to the water in an instant.
Fortunately, Luo Wei's body is not made of good material. It doesn't matter if the clothes are translucent. If the bottom of the pants are exposed, even if Zhong Dajiang is the reincarnation of the Tathagata, he will have to fight with him.
But if the real situation just now was seen by others and posted on the Internet, it would definitely be sprayed like a sieve, and then countless people would discuss how this kind of special effect is made.Anyway, if Luo Wei was not the person involved, he would definitely be one of the countless complaints.
Looking up at the sky, Luo Wei took off his wet clothes in embarrassment, and twisted them hard so as not to drip water. He tried his best to expose himself to the broad daylight, and felt that every pore on his body was leaking water. If it wasn't for the big summer, please wait for a cold and fever right now.
Zhong Dajiang made a coaxing look, and kept shaking his legs: "It's time for you to question me!"
Luo Wei is so angry, [-]% of his brain is broken, he actually stood there like a wooden pile and let himself be drenched. It is speculated that the so-called rainfall of Zhong Dajiang is a "fixed-point blasting", and the area is so small If you don't stand there in a daze, you won't be able to get wet at all.
Although he still has reservations about Zhong Dajiang's rhetoric, the guy in front of him is either a great talent or a moderate talent, so he can't be provoked anyway.Luo Wei was exhausted, and while expanding the sunbathing area as much as possible, he said respectfully: "Boss, talk to me if you have something to do!"
Zhong Dajiang flashed out his WeChat business card: "Let's add a friend first, dear!"
So early the next morning, when Luo Wei went out to buy breakfast, Zhong Dajiang brought a vicious bald chubby to him, and before leaving, he packed him back and prepared to hide it in the refrigerator to eat for two days. go along.
………………
Let me introduce Luo Wei's life first.
Name: Luo Wei,
Sex: Male,
Age: 25.
Luo Wei graduated from the Department of Drama and Literature of Tuanlonggang Academy of Drama. Compared with the film and television drama art schools in Yanjing and Shanghai, Tuanlonggang Academy of Drama is second-rate in terms of reputation and teaching staff, but it is better than Tuanlonggang City. It itself is a film and television base city jointly built by many predators in various fields in China. Just looking at the names of the six districts under its jurisdiction, Huating District, Xiazhou District, Qinhan District, Sui and Tang Districts, Songliao District and Ming and Qing Districts, it is roughly Can determine what the city is like.There is a saying in the entertainment industry that there is no movie that can't be filmed in Longgang. Although it is an exaggeration, it also explains the problem.Supported by such innate advantages, the status of Tuanlonggang Academy of Drama in the entertainment industry can be seen.However, this does not include such cold-spot majors as the Department of Drama and Literature.
As mentioned in Zhong Dajiang's review before, Luo Wei has a biological father and a stepfather.In fact, his origin is a bit weird.He is a mother who was young and frivolous, unable to resist the invasion of hormones, pregnant first before marriage, and then in a flash of brain fever, she wanted to use the black clinic to solve the trouble, but she regretted it at the end, broke out from the operating table, and finally went through ten times. Monthly pregnancy, paid a sum of social maintenance fees, registered illegitimate children.
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