Uncle B of the pirate is invincible

Chapter 109 Guy's Great Voyage Diary (Part [-])
Wednesday, December 1498, 12 Weather: Sunny

My long-awaited great journey has finally begun. In order to record my excitement and everything I have to experience, I decided to start writing a diary today (p≧w≦q).

Today was originally a day that filled me with anticipation, but the major general in dark glasses sent by the headquarters ruined everything.He acted like an idiot on stage today, saying 'that's the way it is, let's go', as bad as it gets.I can't believe that such a person turned out to be a major general, and he couldn't tell me that 'justice is calling you'!Colonel Byrne who spoke so handsomely.Alas, not only is he ugly, but his behavior is also very unreliable. It really makes me worry whether he can bring us to the headquarters safely.I am a landlubber now, if the warship sinks, I will be completely finished Σ(°△°|||)︴.But everyone from Bert to Captain Carter said that he is very powerful, and he is very likely to be a devil fruit capable user, so let's believe him first ('`).

The Rear Admiral himself is terrible, but the warships at HQ are fantastic.It can carry a full 1200 people, twice as many as the base warship with a maximum crew of 400.The deck is as big as the review field in the base, the main mast seems to be inserted into the clouds, and the triple cannons on the bow feel like a salvo can sink a large pirate ship like the Blood Rust.It is indeed a first-class warship, much stronger than the third-class warships of our East China Sea branch, and it is completely a mobile fortress.I don't know why we don't deploy such powerful warships in our branch?I asked Bert, and he said that this is the need of the central/central government to maintain a deterrent force against the local area, and it is a necessary measure to maintain the navy as a whole when the traffic is backward..., blah blah blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. ╮()╭.

The rest cabins are all the same, 30 people are squeezed into one room, and there is only a small vent except for the hanging bunk that can be hung at any time. The conditions are very difficult.Speaking of which, this is the first time to sail on a warship since the end of recruit training, and some have suffered ().

Fortunately, the 20 members of the branch are all in one cabin this time and can help each other.The other 10 roommates from branch 77, though they didn't know each other before, were all friendly.It just seemed a little nervous when facing Burt, especially the lieutenant who had the highest rank among them and wore a strange purple windmill.When everyone recommended him with the highest military rank in the cabin to be the temporary captain, they were a little embarrassed, but Burt agreed after persuading him.I don't know how he was so shy, how did he become a lieutenant (●`●)?

At lunch, I found another place where the first-tier warship was better than the third-tier warship.Soldiers and non-commissioned officers on third-tier warships do not have a canteen, so they can only find a place to make do with their meals.But in this 'fortress', it is much more convenient and comfortable to eat in the big cafeteria in turn.The food is almost the same. I don’t know how long it’s been for dried meat, biscuits that will break your teeth if you don’t soak them softly, mush with unknown ingredients, butter with strange colors, cheese with strange holes, and the most unbearable unbearable beer. .I really don’t know why there is such a recipe. Alcohol is not allowed on the shore, but you have to drink at lunch and dinner on the warship, which makes the whole lower deck smell of wine, which is terrible.Fortunately, my mother can't see it, otherwise I should think that I have become bad (,,.,,).

Complained to Burt a few words, and he said what is the current level of ship technology, fresh water is not easy to save, and drinking is impossible... there are a lot of things.In fact, it was not because he drank very happily with the navy in the same cabin, and made an appointment to continue drinking in the evening.snort!As soon as he left his mother, his true face as a bad boy was exposed (￣^￣).

I thought I could take a short break after eating a meal that I didn't want to remember, but suddenly I was gathered on the deck with other sailors who boarded the ship together.A colonel with a diamond face uglier than a major general in sunglasses ordered everyone to clean up the entire ship. It sounds nice to let everyone get to know each other and learn from the warship.But looking at the expressions of the veterans on those warships watching the show, we know that we are treated as free labor (>﹏<.).

An order is an order, and it must be carried out no matter how unhappy it is.Burt and I were assigned to clean the mainmast, and it was hard work that was nothing but boring.But Bert was very treacherous, he climbed up to the lookout post while the veterans on the warships were dozing off, and asked me to go up with him.I didn't want to go, but he threatened me with his fists, so I had to climb up the watchtower to prevent him from messing around and causing trouble.I don't know why he did this, isn't it just that the sea looks magnificent from here, and it doesn't make any sense at all ().

Apart from some disappointment and boredom, the journey on the first day went smoothly.But when the warship was being cleaned, a warrant officer of the 8th Branch who was in charge of cleaning the deck was found lazy by an ugly colonel, tied to the mast in public, and was severely whipped under the watchful eyes of all the training marines.The fat white flesh of the warrant officer was dripping with blood from the beating, and he was not released for treatment until he passed out. It was a bit scary and pitiful.But later, I heard from the navy who knew him that this warrant officer was called Nelson Roy, and his father was originally the minister of the kingdom where the 8th branch was located. Later, he somehow got a job in the world government. This time he went to the headquarters to 'golden'.Immediately after listening to it, I didn't feel that the fat man was pitiful, but rather discouraged.There are many excellent navies in the 6th branch who cannot participate because of the limited number of places. This kind of guy who looks more like a big white pig than a navy can easily get a chance. I really don’t know what the government and the commander of the 8th branch are doing.I think that colonel is not so ugly (ˉ▽￣～).

After the big white pig was punished, everyone cleaned up the warship significantly faster.Even Burt, who used to be indifferent, is now much more serious.I asked him if he was frightened, but he still refused to admit it. After I pressed him a few times, he wanted to hit me again.Hehe, but I had been prepared for a long time, and when he was about to slap my forehead, I activated my ability and let him hit my hand.His expression at that time was really funny( ).

Alas, the big bear is really too treacherous. After being stopped by me, he pretended to be angry and ignored me.But when I was going to work, he sneaked behind me and drilled my head with a bear's paw, which hurt me to death (╥╯^╰╥).

I have nothing to do with this uncle-faced younger brother. He is always so childish, as if he will never grow up.If you get angry with him, you will lose your temper. Just ignore him. Before leaving home, my mother told me to keep an eye on his self-righteous old problem.There is no way, whoever calls me a brother, I can only admit that I am unlucky (￣ω￣).

Finally finished cleaning up the warship, and it took one afternoon.The rear admiral in dark glasses showed his face for the first time after boarding the warship. Judging by his incessant gasping, he probably slept all day in the general's luxury cabin.so good!When I heard those veterans talking about how comfortable the cabins of the officers are, especially the cabin of the supreme commander, it is gorgeous like a high-end apartment and has a comfortable big bed. I really want to sneak in and take a look.I wonder when I will be promoted to major general ヽ(●′ω｀●)?
I thought that Admiral Sunglasses was here to comment on the achievements of our afternoon's labor, and would say some words of encouragement no matter how bad it was, but who knew that he would sit on the deck and tilt his head in a daze.Are all generals like this?Have we really suppressed all the pirates in the world like the newspapers say?You won't find out after entering the great route, but the navy is being bullied by pirates miserably!I mentioned my concerns to Burt, but this brat didn't understand my painstaking efforts at all, and looked at me like I was an idiot.What a stupid thing to say, Rear Admiral Sunglasses is one of the most reliable people in the Navy.What a child, if he is reliable like that, what will the unreliable look like!Can you fall asleep during battle?Mom made me look at Burt and it was right (=ˇωˇ=).

After working all afternoon, my stomach was hungry, but I couldn't arouse my interest in eating dinner. The lunch at noon really made me feel terrified.I remember that during recruit training, breakfast is simple, lunch is full, and dinner is not worth mentioning.well!I really miss the bread in the canteen of the base (ˉ﹃ˉ).

unexpected! ! !The dinner turned out to be nothing suspicious, but grilled fish, fruit and liqueur!It's all sweet wine, although it's sweet and spicy, it's just a big glass for everyone.The fruit is only a dehydrated apple, but the grilled fish can be taken in unlimited quantities.How much fish is refrigerated in this boat!The big appetite like Burt's bottomless pit was full, and fish wrapped in ice were brought in and chopped up for cooking, but it was incredible that we didn't find this big cold storage when we cleaned up the warship.Tell Burt about this supernatural event, but he doesn't take it seriously, chewing on the fish meat and talking vaguely about sea kings, unlucky, passing by, freezing, etc. It's really confusing.After boarding the warship, he became more and more dull, and he didn't know how much more to worry about in the future ().

It turned out that the grilled fish was ordered by the major general with sunglasses!The lieutenant in the same cabin drank rum and said that because today is the last day of the year, the major general ordered extra meals for everyone on the warship.Unexpectedly, that unreliable chief will remember that tomorrow is the New Year.Suddenly I have more confidence in this journey ().

After dinner, I used the excuse of going to the bathroom to find an opportunity to write today's diary, and I wrote so much without knowing it.Hey, it's funny how Burt beat up the bad kids who bullied Paul and then painted their faces like this.Adding this to the diary makes it much more interesting.Ah, Bert's voice, he's out looking for me.But I can't let this little guy know that I'm writing a diary, otherwise he will try his best to peek.I'm sleepy too, so I'll write here today ('-ω).

Finally, I wish myself and my silly brother all wishes come true next year＼(^▽^)／!
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