Elf Master Live Room
Chapter 762
Chapter 762
"Morning... aha~~" Loki opened his mouth wide and yawned deeply. Tears flowed from his eyes. He stretched out his hands and rubbed them. At the same time, he continued: "Good morning, everyone."
'Soldier Commander of the Giant Kingdom': "Did you fall asleep~ Didn't you always say good evening in the past, Lord Luo forgot that it's already night here ヽ(ー_ー)ノ"
'Xiao Mingming': "Dark circles are coming out (((;;)))"
'zhang0517': "You look so bad, did you do something bad last night (ω)"
'Black shirt and white lining': "乛乛"
A simple expression revealed an incomparably wretched aura. This is the man... He was called the 'Dirty Demon King' in the live broadcast room for his powerful ability, and the audience all sent barrages of contempt.
When Rocky saw this, he was already familiar with it, but being ignored still made him a little uncomfortable and depressed, so he explained aloud: "No way, I was going to rest last night, but Jin Bingwan and the others suddenly appeared , chatted with them for a while, time passed unknowingly, and then helped them build a house."
While talking, Rocky switched the camera, and saw that in the live broadcast room, apart from the familiar sloping-roofed hut, a larger tree house of the same style was built next to it, and several people could be vaguely seen sleeping side by side. There are several larger tents on the ground nearby.
'Day of the Sky': "People from the Bingwan clan have come (ΩДΩ)"
'Wow handsome b': "What the hell is the Bingwan clan-_-||"
'LINKLILY': "Because the host is called Kim Byung-man, the name of the program is called Kim Byung-man's Law of the Jungle, and the participating guests are called Byung-man."
'Day of the Sky': "Wow~ You are indeed Miss L ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ"
'LINKLILY': "-_-||"
Seeing the audience crooked again, Rocky felt that it was necessary to let them realize his hard work, and pretended to be depressed and said: "I really worked hard~ I didn't go to bed until after 6:[-] am last night, and I broadcast live to some people on time at [-]:[-] am. No one cares about it, I'm really tired~ I really want to rest~"
The audience at the other end of the screen was speechless, their foreheads were covered with black lines. Looking at the man moaning without illness in the picture, the audience realized that a person can be so unlimited.
Loki looked at the screen full of bullet screens of "Lord Luo, you have worked hard" and "Lord Luo has worked hard", raised his chin slightly, and then nodded in satisfaction, but he didn't know that the audience was trying not to disgust him. Only then speak nonsense out of conscience.
"You finally understand my difficulties, so don't be so skinny in the future."
Hearing this, the audience almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, clutching their chests, their conscience berating themselves!
After some frolicking, Loki also swept away his previous fatigue, and walked towards the woods with brisk steps.
There is no way, after all, our Chinese traditional virtues do not have the habit of letting guests do it themselves, and Loki also considers himself the 'master' of this island, so he has reason to entertain them.Moreover, Jin Bingwan and others came directly without jet lag, and the flight that lasted more than ten hours was also very hard.
Hearing the loud snoring one after another, Loki thought he was sleeping in a pigsty!
Loki left a note for Jin Bingwan and others, lest they look for him everywhere and encounter danger if they enter the forest rashly.This is not a joke. When looking for someone, you are distracted and don't pay attention to your surroundings.Loki had encountered 2 poisonous snake attacks before, one of which used the green thin snake as a vine, and then walked in front of it. If the Lizard King hadn't noticed the situation, he would have cut the poisonous snake in two with [Leaf Blade].
The green thin snake is very similar to the common Zhuyeqing, they are all green poisonous snakes, but the color of the former is slightly greener and brighter.
With lingering fear and outburst of anger, Loki drew out his machete and chopped the green thin snake into several pieces.
But afterwards, Rocky remembered that the green thin snake was still a protected species, and was listed in the red list of endangered species by the International Union for Conservation of Nature.
There are some wonderful people in the world who love pets more than people. They don't care about the life and death of human beings at all. They only worry about cats and dogs being abused.Caring for animals is something worth recommending, but it is not good to overdo it.
Rocky was very glad that the live broadcast had ended at that time. God knows if there was such a weird thing in his live broadcast room. He was found to have killed a green skinny snake that was protecting the species, and he was sued in court.
Never underestimate strange people, their brains are different from ordinary people.
In fact, because of the advent of the elves, many species have been included in the list of protected species many years in advance. For example, the green and thin snake in the time and space of Rocky's previous life was not recognized by the IUCN until next year, which is 12 years. "Included in the Red List of Endangered Species.
Closer to home, Loki continued to explore in the forest, looking for food and fruit.
No way, who made the guests in the 'home' disobedient, arriving early disrupted his master's plan.
Seeing how Jin Bingwan and the others were reincarnated as hungry ghosts last night, Rocky wondered if the jungle crew was too poor, so he booked them a flight without airplane meals, so Rocky's live broadcast this time is mainly about hunting.
Although the audience was a little unhappy, what they wanted to watch was not such a boring search for things, but they all understood Loki, and entertaining guests well is a traditional virtue that every Chinese has.
The people in the jungle crew were like the birds with their mouths wide open and waiting to be fed in animal documentaries. When they saw Loki carrying the heavy prey in his hands, his eyes were as big as copper bells, and then he walked over with a smile on his face.
Listening to the crappy Chinese language, Loki felt tired for a while, his throat was like a fishbone, and even the simplest greetings like 'Hello, good morning' were extremely difficult to pronounce.
But they are not easy to eat, especially the actress named Zhao Ruzhen made Luo Ji look up to him, plucking chicken feathers and removing internal organs are not ambiguous at all.
This is not the same as the actress imagined by ordinary people. Even Rocky asked Ricky and got the fact that the other party handled the ingredients for the first time.Loki admired her even more, at least she was much better than the actress in the Chinese version of the Law of the Jungle that she watched in her previous life. She completely integrated herself into survival in the wild instead of recording a program.
Then Loki also ushered in an ordinary food that almost made him cry.
Inhale~hoo~hoo~
Loki put down the white plastic box that covered his face, burped, stuck out his tongue to lick off the red soup at the corner of his mouth, closed his eyes, and looked after it.
Instant noodles are a kind of noodle food that can be cooked with hot water in a short period of time, so they are also called instant noodles.Although many people see it as junk food, the shelves of major supermarkets are filled with various brands of instant noodles.
It's such a simple and simple side dish, but it's so delicious that Rocky almost cried.
In order to reduce weight, and some viewers always complained that this was not a live broadcast of survival, but a gourmet show about eating wild game, so Rocky no longer brought salt, pepper and other bottles and cans.
Grilled meat, grilled fish, steamed, the taste is really good, but it is only good.
Most animals have a smell of mutton, and fish also have a fishy smell. If you are lucky, you can find limes, lemons, etc., which can also remove the smell.
Many viewers watched him and complained about him. After so many live broadcasts in the field, his skills have not improved at all. It makes Loki have no temper at all!
Don't worry, there will be another update later.
By the way, ask for a monthly ticket, ask for a subscription, ask for a collection
(End of this chapter)
"Morning... aha~~" Loki opened his mouth wide and yawned deeply. Tears flowed from his eyes. He stretched out his hands and rubbed them. At the same time, he continued: "Good morning, everyone."
'Soldier Commander of the Giant Kingdom': "Did you fall asleep~ Didn't you always say good evening in the past, Lord Luo forgot that it's already night here ヽ(ー_ー)ノ"
'Xiao Mingming': "Dark circles are coming out (((;;)))"
'zhang0517': "You look so bad, did you do something bad last night (ω)"
'Black shirt and white lining': "乛乛"
A simple expression revealed an incomparably wretched aura. This is the man... He was called the 'Dirty Demon King' in the live broadcast room for his powerful ability, and the audience all sent barrages of contempt.
When Rocky saw this, he was already familiar with it, but being ignored still made him a little uncomfortable and depressed, so he explained aloud: "No way, I was going to rest last night, but Jin Bingwan and the others suddenly appeared , chatted with them for a while, time passed unknowingly, and then helped them build a house."
While talking, Rocky switched the camera, and saw that in the live broadcast room, apart from the familiar sloping-roofed hut, a larger tree house of the same style was built next to it, and several people could be vaguely seen sleeping side by side. There are several larger tents on the ground nearby.
'Day of the Sky': "People from the Bingwan clan have come (ΩДΩ)"
'Wow handsome b': "What the hell is the Bingwan clan-_-||"
'LINKLILY': "Because the host is called Kim Byung-man, the name of the program is called Kim Byung-man's Law of the Jungle, and the participating guests are called Byung-man."
'Day of the Sky': "Wow~ You are indeed Miss L ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ"
'LINKLILY': "-_-||"
Seeing the audience crooked again, Rocky felt that it was necessary to let them realize his hard work, and pretended to be depressed and said: "I really worked hard~ I didn't go to bed until after 6:[-] am last night, and I broadcast live to some people on time at [-]:[-] am. No one cares about it, I'm really tired~ I really want to rest~"
The audience at the other end of the screen was speechless, their foreheads were covered with black lines. Looking at the man moaning without illness in the picture, the audience realized that a person can be so unlimited.
Loki looked at the screen full of bullet screens of "Lord Luo, you have worked hard" and "Lord Luo has worked hard", raised his chin slightly, and then nodded in satisfaction, but he didn't know that the audience was trying not to disgust him. Only then speak nonsense out of conscience.
"You finally understand my difficulties, so don't be so skinny in the future."
Hearing this, the audience almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, clutching their chests, their conscience berating themselves!
After some frolicking, Loki also swept away his previous fatigue, and walked towards the woods with brisk steps.
There is no way, after all, our Chinese traditional virtues do not have the habit of letting guests do it themselves, and Loki also considers himself the 'master' of this island, so he has reason to entertain them.Moreover, Jin Bingwan and others came directly without jet lag, and the flight that lasted more than ten hours was also very hard.
Hearing the loud snoring one after another, Loki thought he was sleeping in a pigsty!
Loki left a note for Jin Bingwan and others, lest they look for him everywhere and encounter danger if they enter the forest rashly.This is not a joke. When looking for someone, you are distracted and don't pay attention to your surroundings.Loki had encountered 2 poisonous snake attacks before, one of which used the green thin snake as a vine, and then walked in front of it. If the Lizard King hadn't noticed the situation, he would have cut the poisonous snake in two with [Leaf Blade].
The green thin snake is very similar to the common Zhuyeqing, they are all green poisonous snakes, but the color of the former is slightly greener and brighter.
With lingering fear and outburst of anger, Loki drew out his machete and chopped the green thin snake into several pieces.
But afterwards, Rocky remembered that the green thin snake was still a protected species, and was listed in the red list of endangered species by the International Union for Conservation of Nature.
There are some wonderful people in the world who love pets more than people. They don't care about the life and death of human beings at all. They only worry about cats and dogs being abused.Caring for animals is something worth recommending, but it is not good to overdo it.
Rocky was very glad that the live broadcast had ended at that time. God knows if there was such a weird thing in his live broadcast room. He was found to have killed a green skinny snake that was protecting the species, and he was sued in court.
Never underestimate strange people, their brains are different from ordinary people.
In fact, because of the advent of the elves, many species have been included in the list of protected species many years in advance. For example, the green and thin snake in the time and space of Rocky's previous life was not recognized by the IUCN until next year, which is 12 years. "Included in the Red List of Endangered Species.
Closer to home, Loki continued to explore in the forest, looking for food and fruit.
No way, who made the guests in the 'home' disobedient, arriving early disrupted his master's plan.
Seeing how Jin Bingwan and the others were reincarnated as hungry ghosts last night, Rocky wondered if the jungle crew was too poor, so he booked them a flight without airplane meals, so Rocky's live broadcast this time is mainly about hunting.
Although the audience was a little unhappy, what they wanted to watch was not such a boring search for things, but they all understood Loki, and entertaining guests well is a traditional virtue that every Chinese has.
The people in the jungle crew were like the birds with their mouths wide open and waiting to be fed in animal documentaries. When they saw Loki carrying the heavy prey in his hands, his eyes were as big as copper bells, and then he walked over with a smile on his face.
Listening to the crappy Chinese language, Loki felt tired for a while, his throat was like a fishbone, and even the simplest greetings like 'Hello, good morning' were extremely difficult to pronounce.
But they are not easy to eat, especially the actress named Zhao Ruzhen made Luo Ji look up to him, plucking chicken feathers and removing internal organs are not ambiguous at all.
This is not the same as the actress imagined by ordinary people. Even Rocky asked Ricky and got the fact that the other party handled the ingredients for the first time.Loki admired her even more, at least she was much better than the actress in the Chinese version of the Law of the Jungle that she watched in her previous life. She completely integrated herself into survival in the wild instead of recording a program.
Then Loki also ushered in an ordinary food that almost made him cry.
Inhale~hoo~hoo~
Loki put down the white plastic box that covered his face, burped, stuck out his tongue to lick off the red soup at the corner of his mouth, closed his eyes, and looked after it.
Instant noodles are a kind of noodle food that can be cooked with hot water in a short period of time, so they are also called instant noodles.Although many people see it as junk food, the shelves of major supermarkets are filled with various brands of instant noodles.
It's such a simple and simple side dish, but it's so delicious that Rocky almost cried.
In order to reduce weight, and some viewers always complained that this was not a live broadcast of survival, but a gourmet show about eating wild game, so Rocky no longer brought salt, pepper and other bottles and cans.
Grilled meat, grilled fish, steamed, the taste is really good, but it is only good.
Most animals have a smell of mutton, and fish also have a fishy smell. If you are lucky, you can find limes, lemons, etc., which can also remove the smell.
Many viewers watched him and complained about him. After so many live broadcasts in the field, his skills have not improved at all. It makes Loki have no temper at all!
Don't worry, there will be another update later.
By the way, ask for a monthly ticket, ask for a subscription, ask for a collection
(End of this chapter)
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