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Chapter 723 The Unlucky Day

Monarch Snake is such a genius, it is impossible to learn [Crazy Plants] in half a day, Loki thinks this is normal.But Monarch Snake also seems to be a stubborn master, as if he wants to fight [Crazy Plant] to the end, and doesn't learn and don't rest.

However, when Loki got up the next morning, he found that the monarch snake was missing, so he looked everywhere.I found it more than 30 meters away from the camp, I saw it was as limp as a dead snake...

Uh... The Monarch Snake was originally a snake, Loki shook his head and complained to himself.

Seeing the Monarch Snake with its mouth open and its belly rising and falling, Loki didn't wake it up right away, but took a few cleaned blue tangerines over an hour later.

"Monarch Snake, wake up, get up and eat something." Loki stroked the head of Monarch Snake, and there was a soft and cool feeling in his palm.

The next thing, let Loki know how irrational it is to disturb a snake's sleep.

The Monarch Snake was awakened by a sound, and at the same time felt something touching its head. It was a bit sleepy and suddenly woke up.

"Jun~Master Snake, quickly... let go~I."

Hearing intermittent voices, the Monarch Snake finally came to his senses. It forgot that it was no longer alone.Immediately, it let go of its tail, and there was a coughing sound. Sovereign Snake turned his head to look, and saw the hairless monkey lying on the ground with its hands covering its neck, looking very embarrassed.

"you!!"

Loki was furious, but when he saw Sovereign Snake dare to lower his head, he didn't dare to look at him like a child who made a mistake, but he sneaked a glance at him, his beautiful ruby ​​eyes were extremely clear. sorry.

Anyone who is almost suffocated by the other party can still have a good temper? !
The Monarch Snake's appearance is inherently deceptive. This appearance is like a wronged little girl. It really can't make people feel a little bit of resentment. Loki smiled helplessly.The monarch snake as proud as it is willing to lower its head and admit its mistake, proving that it also acted unintentionally, and Loki can only forgive it.

"You~ You don't need to be so vigilant, we will be family members who rely on our lives." Loki said softly, stroking the head of the monarch snake.

The Monarch Snake raised its head slightly, its charming eyes looked at the hairless...its owner, and let out a soft cry of joy.

A system prompt sounded in Loki's mind, and the intimacy of the Monarch Snake increased to 80 points, and the corners of his mouth curled up even more. He immediately picked up the blue orange fruit on the ground, wiped it clean, and handed it over.

"Eat, everyone is waiting for you!"

"Jialuo~"

The King Snake's crisp sound sounded, and Loki watched it curl up a blue orange fruit with its tail and hand it over. This was an obvious opportunity to deepen the relationship. Naturally, Loki would not foolishly refuse, but the blue orange fruit said later. 'Thanks'.

Loki only cared about cultivating feelings with the Monarch Snake, so he was more than ten minutes behind the agreed time, so he could only accept the condemnation of the audience.However, this was just the beginning of the bad luck. A heavy rain started without warning, and the bean-sized raindrops still hurt a little on the face. Loki hurriedly hid under the tree to avoid the rain.

People often say, don't hide under a tree when it rains, or you will be struck by lightning if you are unlucky.

This is actually groundless. After all, Lei would not specifically strike at someone hiding under a tree. It was just a tree struck by lightning, and someone just happened to be hiding from the rain.

Moreover, the Amazon forest accounts for 20% of the world's forest area, and there are trees everywhere. Even if Loki wants to hide under the tree, it will be difficult!

clap clap~
Don't get it wrong, it's just the sound of raindrops hitting the leaves.

However, when a person is unlucky, even drinking water is stuffed in his teeth.

Loki frowned, clutching his belly, as if a grand monkey was making noise in it, and then several loud farts rang out.

The world seems to have quieted down, except for those loud farts.

Loki's face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, as if Guan Gong was alive, and he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in.Seeing the barrage of jokes on the screen, Loki wanted to die.

Becoming the first person in history to fart during a live broadcast instantly became the hot topic of the night, and Rocky became popular again.And many celebrities spend their time trying to get on the trending searches and headlines, but they don't expect to be in vain in the end, and they are actually robbed of the limelight by a fart.

But the most terrible thing is that his stomach is so noisy that it seems to erupt in the next second. Loki quit the live broadcast room without saying a word, then released the giant marsh monster and ordered him to investigate the situation around him.

Loki's feet were clamped tightly together, and after seeing the giant marsh monster walk away for some distance, he immediately walked into the rain and found the taller grass.

There were no poisonous bugs or insects, so Loki immediately took off his pants, making a crackling sound, and the expression on his face eased.

"Don't come over, stay alert nearby."

Loki saw the giant bog monster approaching, and immediately stretched out his right hand to stop it.

But at this time, it seemed to be feeling again, there was a crackling sound, the giant marsh monster seemed to smell the smell, and backed away again and again.Loki held his forehead and wanted to cry, but his face was completely humiliated.

clap clap clap...

It seems that the only thing left in the world is the sound of rain hitting the leaves. It should have been a poetic scene, but there is an extra person squatting in the grass, his body is wet by the rain, his hair is like seaweed on his head, hanging down. The corners of the eyes, looking devastated, can arouse the curiosity of some little girls, no matter how bad they are, they can also make people feel sympathetic and throw a few steel coins~
However, there was a sound like setting off firecrackers. Can firecrackers be lit in such heavy rain? !

That familiar voice, I knew what happened with my ass, and the whole picture changed suddenly, becoming filthy.

If there is any list of unlucky people in history, I can definitely be selected, Loki thought to himself.

After all, people are not brave, and if they come in, they will come out, especially when Rocky live broadcasts for more than ten to half a month each time, tissues are naturally indispensable.

Learn from Mr. Bei to use leaves directly? !
Hehe, God knows what crawled over it, you must know that it is a natural 'hole', what kind of poison dart frog toxin, tiny insect eggs, etc...

Loki shook his head vigorously, shaking all these terrible thoughts out of his head. Ever since this happened, he felt like a sand sculpture.

The paper towels are easy to break when the rain is wet, and Rocky is directly in a stack, which is a full three to four millimeters thick.

Rocky had a weird expression on his face. He wiped his butt with a wet paper towel, and it felt cool. After putting on his pants, Rocky felt even weirder.

Now there is a very serious question in front of him. Should such a shameful thing happen, should he go online? !
The shameless Loki still decided not to go online, so he posted an announcement in the group, but the audience was determined to chat with him 'in person'.

'The Captain of the Giant Kingdom': "Lord Luo, come online, we won't laugh at your cockroaches"

'Wow handsome b': "Farting is a natural thing, there is nothing to be shy about."

'Salted fish melon skin': "I didn't expect Master Luo's fart to be so loud O(∩_∩)O haha~"

'Ao Xuan灬丨风丨': "Lord Luo, you are going to be on fire~ Farting in front of more than 300 million people (Θ[-]Θ)"

Loki: "You are all bad guys, I won't play with you o(╥﹏╥)o"

(End of this chapter)