The Undercover of the Elves

Chapter 375
Union May 9 xxx

Today, I got on the airship flying back to Kanto from Carlos. To be honest, I was quite emotional. Hoopa and the siblings returned to Genesis Valley... and I wanted Palkya to use the space at first. The power sent me straight back.

However, it seems to be very worried about me saying that Hoopa is the god of space, so it refuses to send me back, but leaves by itself...

I went to look for Gaioka again, this girl can fly anyway, it is not impossible for it to fly me back directly.

But it seems to be obsessed with the fact that I called it the fat head fish, so it refuses to carry me, but dives into the sea and swims away...

Finally, I looked at the flightless Gulardo. Although it can only walk back by itself, I don't mind lying on top of its head all the way back.

But this guy seemed to be obsessed with me saying that it couldn't fly, and threw me aside with a slap... Then he walked slowly and prepared to go back...

There is no way, in the end I can only spend money to make a flying boat to go back...

However, at any rate, there are still people waiting for me to have dinner with me tonight...

I stopped a taxi on the way, and I can walk back, but I am so tired, now I just want to rest in the taxi for a while, and then have dinner with Chaocunshan and the others...

……

When I woke up, I slowly got up from the back seat with sleepy eyes, and found that the driver was still driving... If I remember correctly... Isn't it only 20 minutes away?
I quickly looked at my watch... an hour has passed!This is a detour!
The driver seemed to notice that I was awake, and then stopped on the side of the street, just outside the restaurant where Ushio and Murayama asked me to eat...

"Three dollars."

I got out of the car, and the driver pointed to the meter on it, beckoning me to pay the money quickly.

"You didn't take such a detour, did you drive here from Carlos? Normally, it's a 15-yuan journey." I said stubbornly, wanting me to waste more money?Impossible to die...

The driver also stood up, took out a Pokmon ball, and a Haoli got out of the Pokmon ball, showing me its muscles...

It looks like I'm planning to make a move...

"I hate your uncle's dog, why did it take so long to come!"

Chao's rough voice resounded throughout the street, I thought about it, indeed, the dog driver took an hour's detour, I'd be damned if I arrived early!
"Are you his parent?" The driver looked at Chao with a fierce face, full of flesh and a little beard, swallowed, and asked Chao.

"Ah, yes, I'm his father, what's the matter?" Chao said indifferently, after all, this bastard likes to take advantage of me from time to time, I'm basically used to it...

"That's right, you paid him the car..." The driver was talking, when Chao took out his wallet and muttered.

"I can't even afford the car fare, Zhen Te Niang will embarrass our former water fleet..."

While grumbling, Ushio looked at the taxi meter on the car... Finally...

"Did you take a taxi back from Carlos!?"

Chao's rough voice resounded through the entire street again.

Then, Murayama with a face like a ruffian, and the old vulture with colorfully dyed hair also came out of the restaurant in response...

How should I put it, Tide with a fierce face, plus the ruffian Murayama, and the old vulture who killed Matt, it doesn't look like any legal group...

...In the end we used 15 yuan to solve the driver who drove an illegal car...

However, since I wasted a long time, this meal can basically be regarded as supper...

In the evening, due to drinking some wine, our heads were dizzy and swollen, so we were all a little crazy. Coincidentally, a bouquet of flowers was pinned to the chest of this beast in clothes, Munyama, which was accidentally splashed with red wine by an old eagle.

Ushio was very excited and yelled "Murayama, your ass is red and wet!"

Murayama threw the bouquet of flowers on the ground, and said angrily, "This is a white rose! White rose!"

She gave him a pale look, and murmured, "You horse, you look like a bitch..."

I don't know if it's Cunshan or the bouquet of white roses that were stained red by red wine and stepped on by Cunshan...

April 9

My head was groggy and a little unconscious. I remember, it seemed that I was sending drunk Ushio and Murayama home, but because I drank a lot, I can't remember the specific situation...

Ushio called, and I immediately picked it up, "Did you send me and Murayama home yesterday..."

"Ah, it's okay, you're welcome."

I said lightly, hell, we are all friends, and I specially called for such a trivial matter...

"Thank you, uncle! Because Mao Cunshan is naked on my bed! Are you and him partnering to spread rumors about my innocence!"

Ushio's roar came from the phone... I hung up the phone in horror... What the hell?
Murayama and Ushio...have kissed more?

But I don't think it's necessary to be nervous. Ushio is angry now. If I go over now, I will probably be beaten up by him.

So as long as I stay steady and don't meet Ushio, then only Murayama will be beaten, perfect!
In the evening, I got on the flying boat to Fengyuan, and I have to go to Fengyuan to hide for a few days...

On the flying boat, the owner of the restaurant called me yesterday, "You lost something yesterday..."

"Huh? Keep it for now, I'm not in Kanto now..."

Then, the restaurant owner still insisted that I pick it up first... I had to ask him what the hell was there...

"One piece of clothing... and two pairs of trousers..." the restaurant owner said hesitantly.

I instantly understood why Murayama was lying naked on Shiba's bed...but...why two pairs of pants?

At this time, another call came in, I quickly connected, and then...

"Brother Yugong! Why did I wake up at home naked! You were the one who sent me home last night..."

Before Lao Diao finished speaking, I hung up the phone.

Sitting on the flying boat to Fengyuan, I thought about it for a while, and finally sent the phone number of the anorectal doctor in our hospital to Chao and Lao Diao by text message.

Anyway... just check to get a letter, right?In any case... both the victim and the perpetrator have the right to know whether they have had that or have been raped.

I was lying in Fengyuan's hotel, and I saw the messages from Chao and Lao Diao, both of them were still virgins...

I looked at the words above and felt mixed feelings in my heart. Of course, I am definitely not gloating. I just don’t know whether I should be happy for them or feel sorry for them... But I believe they don’t know either... …

(End of this chapter)