Chapter 346
On the return bus, everyone was in a good mood, and Zhu Xu held the microphone: "Dear passengers and friends, we have finished the sightseeing of the 'European Flower' Barcelona. It was a pleasant trip, and we felt the friendliness of Barcelona, ​​and In the most famous Camp Nou in Barcelona, ​​​​playing the players of the greatest club Real Madrid, and playing tricks."

Zhu Xu went on to say: "As a supporting role, we performed very well. We took away all the glory of the leading role. We have always adhered to the policy: when we are the leading role, we must not let the supporting role steal the show. When we are the supporting role, we decisively steal the spotlight." , we did a great job today!"

Zhu Xu coughed: "Now, first of all, let's introduce our actor Sergio, who played the role of Real Madrid's tragic player Ramos. What can you say?"

Ramos found a bottle of water, dipped it, and wiped it under his eyes: "I am satisfied with my role. Thanks to the Nou Camp, thanks to the director, and thanks to all the brothers who worked hard. I played it perfectly, Real Madrid Tragic central defender Ramos. I want to say something for the Ramos I played, and there is only one sentence: He really didn’t elbow him~~~”

There was laughter in the car, Pepe covered her stomach and laughed, and slapped the front seat desperately!

"Igor, are you satisfied with playing the Real Madrid captain?"

Casillas nodded: "I am very honored to be able to get this role, but due to the special position of the goalkeeper, I have been struggling. Is it better to have more shots or less shots? Finally, I would like to say something for the role I played. : That utterly devoid of conscience defense line! It's cheating me~"

There was another laugh in the car, and Pepe took another photo of the seat in front desperately.

With laughter, Zhu Xu held the microphone: "Cris, what do you think about playing Cristiano today? Today your role is to take the lead in scoring a goal!"

Ronaldo is very serious: "Well! I only have one idea, how can he be so handsome?"

Zhu Xu was very serious: "I only have one idea, how can you be so shameless?"

"Oh~ I don't dare, Uncle Bird help~"

There was joy in the car, and Pepe was about to continue patting the front seat.

Suddenly there was an extra head in front of him, and Marcelo turned his head: "Pepe, don't you think it feels wrong? It's my head you've been hitting!"

Hahahaha~~
After more than an hour of turmoil, Mourinho kicked Zhu Xu's ass, and everyone was quiet, resting, playing games, mainly tired of laughing.

"Wow, look, Barcelona is under siege!" Ramos gloated.

Real Madrid Pride started last night and every kid in the world understands why Real Madrid is the best team in history.While some media lost respect for the title and said they should stop talking about it, the Santiago Bernabéu-bred side stood like giants at the Nou Camp.

Real Madrid controlled the football, showed attitude, bravery, ambition and pride... In the first half hour, Real Madrid suppressed the opponent, but unfortunately failed to score.Barça could hardly breathe, terrified by such an opponent, Ozil was masterful, Cristiano played the best football ever seen, yesterday he dispelled all doubts about his king image .Zhu Xu is the god of football, and no one can stop him.

Real Madrid is both an engineer and a porter, and Barcelona is exhausted. After 2-0 (not counting those unfair penalties), Real Madrid exploded with all their energy. They interpreted the legend that has been passed down on five continents, the spirit of fighting to the death. [-]-[-], Barcelona's jersey was eclipsed as Puyol fought off a thousand-headed dragon ... they looked like a handball team. . . .

Ramos recites the AS commentary passionately.

"Oh oh oh oh~~ They also have today." The heartless Real Madrid team was very happy!Sure enough, there is no reason for the winner and the loser.

Zhu Xu looked at the news that was constantly uploading: "Uncle Bird, Guardiola responded to you, saying that he respects you, that you only congratulate them on their victory at the Bernabeu, and he thanked you. Do you think he is mocking you? How dare he dare to mock you?" You are too much, let's scold you~"

Mourinho knocked Zhu Xu on the head with a newspaper~
Zhu Xu rubbed his head: "Uncle Bird, we walked too fast, Alves said we had no manners, and Harvey said we protected Pepe~ We should stay and seek justice..."

Mourinho doesn't care: "It doesn't matter, we will continue to quarrel tomorrow, talk about them in Madrid, be safer!"

Real Madrid team: "..."

Zhu Xu expressed admiration: "Good advice! Uncle Bird, you are really far-sighted and strategizing thousands of miles away. Let's vomit them to death tomorrow, okay?"

Mourinho nodded calmly.

Iker Casillas felt that his head was hurting~ Why am I so miserable~ Saint Cassie's grievances floated in the bus. . . .

Benzema looked at the phone and looked up: "Zhu Xu, Blanco said, let me learn from you, congratulations on our promotion, congratulations to you, and by the way, he expressed regret that you are not French."

The French team is facing many difficulties now, betting on Benzema, and counting on Benzema and Zidane to make French football see the light of day again.French coach Blanco, under pressure, sees good players, he can't wait to change his nationality and put them in his team.

Arbeloa interjected: "Zhu Xu, it would be great if you were a Spaniard. If we won the World Cup in [-], you can make a big splash. After winning the championship in [-], you can become the youngest football champion."

"Hmph, why did you win the championship? Two times in a row?" All the non-Spanish players in the car began to protest.

Zhu Xu grinned: "I don't need to be in Spain, I will be the champion. And I don't need to wait until [-]. Hahaha!"

"It must be the World Cup, you don't understand the rules of football."

Zhu Xu smiled ambiguously: "You don't understand Chinese rules~"

Piggy is sure, he will become king sooner in the country!Both the Chinese media and the British media are wonderful, and they all belong to people who love to flatter themselves.In fact it is.As soon as the game ended, Zhu Xu's voice was very loud.

In the car, everyone talked to each other and joked with each other.

Mourinho's coaching staff smiled and watched everyone messing around. This is a big family, which is good, and they can look forward to more this season!
"Wow, sir, I was sold to the Premier League!"

"Why do they sell Mr. as soon as we win?" Real Madrid's deputy questioned this.

"Wow! Cris, also sold to the Premier League!" Ramos shouted again.

"Wow! Higuain went too!"

"Wow! Zhu Xu is going to Arsenal!"

"Wow! Terrible, I was sold too!"

Casillas replied: "Don't look at it, Real Madrid will rebuild the team next time, just join the Premier League with the whole team."

The British media are the most idle, they even sent private detectives to follow Mourinho.The British media, who are idle and painful, are keen to help the Premier League sell people and buy people for the Premier League.

Recently, the British media have been bent on selling Van Persie, the mainstay of Arsenal, and they have been selling the Arsenal captain to Real Madrid and Barcelona.They wanted to sell Rooney in the previous period, and they wanted to sell them in the previous period. . . .

What's even more weird is that the British media are selling players themselves, while acting like abandoned wives, accusing other leagues of seducing their stars!Suing Real Madrid for throwing money at people, he was serious, he cried, made trouble, and hanged himself.

Damn, who are these people. . .

Zhu Xu turned his head: "Xigua, will you sign the contract tomorrow?"

In the saliva of Chelsea, Liverpool, and other giants, the small smoker resisted the temptation to renew his contract with Real Madrid.

He said: I will not leave Real Madrid until they win the tenth Champions League.Real Madrid won the [-]th crown, what reason do I have to leave?
It's a pity that the media only reproduced the first half of his sentence.

Higuain, who came to Real Madrid at the age of [-], has feelings for Real Madrid. He is a growth type, and he has grown up step by step. From the first satire by the western media to the pursuit, he has paid a lot. He is also considered to have the grace of cultivation.

At the beginning of the month, Higuain discussed the contract extension with the club and finally finalized it.

The contract extension of the Argentine made Zhu Xu very happy.
Zhu Xu has developed feelings for everything in the team, from the gatekeeper to the club chairman, these people have long been destined to become the most unforgettable memory in Zhu Xu's life "Joining the club for the first time, the first and those who were previously expected Untouchable superstars touch, first goal, first game with team-mates, first post-match press conference to be interviewed by reporters"

In Zhu Xu's memory, there have been too many incredible firsts in the past six months.

He wants to be with everyone, always together!Higuain's contract extension made him feel at ease.
Higuain said boldly: "Well! That's right, I will sign tomorrow morning, you want me to treat you, no problem, I will treat everyone to breakfast tomorrow~" Higuain stood up: "Everyone come early tomorrow, let's eat together Breakfast, my treat."

"Breakfast? You Grandet."

"Shut up! You are the least qualified to call others stingy~"

"Will the president give us a celebratory banquet in Madrid?"

"No way, after all, I didn't win the championship. I over stimulated others and was hated by others."

On the Real Madrid bus, there are various sounds from time to time~~

January [-], the day after the Derby.

In order to avoid the reporters and to have breakfast, Zhu Xu set off early and came to the spare dressing room. He found a cake on the table. When he opened it, it was white cream with a Real Madrid team logo on it.

so hungry!Why are you so hungry?He remembered that he didn't eat in the morning, and in order to eat hard, he didn't eat supper last night either.

Why is there a cake?
I see, Higuain must have bought it, how stingy!Zhu Xu slandered.

Looking at the cakes on the table, cakes, cakes, Zhu Xu looked down, but couldn't find the knife!

I eat first, does it matter?

After thinking for three seconds. . .

Zhu Xu directly ate with his hands, starting from the lace on the side!If you eat the lace, will you be discovered?It should be, but it doesn't matter, it's just lace!
"Stop! What are you doing?"

Zhu Xu was frightened, his hands shook, and a corner of the cake was missing. . .

Ramos pointed at Zhu Xu, as if he had Parkinson's syndrome, twitching all the time.

Casillas looked nervous!
Zhu Xu saw the deputy of the Real Madrid team holding an unknown object in his hand.

"Eat cake! What are you getting?"

Ramos and Casillas rushed and saw the cake with a corner missing.

Ramos stuffed a plastic product into Zhu Xu's hand: "You can handle it yourself!" Then he turned his head and left.

Zhu Xu looked at the red plastic characters '[-]'

Casillas looked melancholy: "Today is my husband's [-]th birthday~~~This is the birthday cake~~~~"

PS: Statement of apology: There was a mistake in the last chapter. Sanchez had already scored a goal after being off the field. Sorry, I was dizzy and made a mistake. I bow and apologize.

Thanks to readers for pointing it out!Sorry, I'll be more careful next time.

(End of this chapter)

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