Rebirth: I am the Godfather of DNF
Chapter 157 Big Horse Monkey: Fan, Your Posture Is Wrong
Chapter 157 Big Horse Monkey: Fan, Your Posture Is Wrong
The big horse monkey is triumphant, but those water friends are all wailing.
"My fish balls! Don't make it, Brother Fan!"
"Brother Fan, Da Ma Hou tricked me into selling all my wealth!
Brother Fan, I beg you, don't make it! "
"Hey, what daydreams are you guys doing, can Brother Fan still make it happen?
Our fish balls are all in vain. "
"In the future, you can no longer trust the Malaysian monkey. The Malaysian monkey is really not a species!"
"Brother Fan, if you break all four 4s today, you will be my father in the future!
I clock in one plane every day! "
Chen Fan already knew what Dama Monkey was thinking, he just laughed and thought:
"Da Mahou is really confident. This is 16 to 17. He is really not afraid of me overturning."
Thinking of this, Chen Fan turned on Krent's Amplifier and began to amplify the first earring.
Chen Fan has never used mats for equipment.
In Chen Fan's view, using a cushion can only serve as a comforting effect.
Just do it straight away, why do you do those twists and turns?
If you succeed, forget it.
The moment the amplification started, everyone stared at the animation of the amplifier.
The water friends who placed bets in the Damahou live broadcast room kept thinking in their hearts:
"Don't make it! If it becomes my fish ball, it will be in vain!"
Finally, the animation ended, and the 16 earrings in the booster disappeared!
Chen Fan smiled and spread his hands:
"Brothers, the first one lost.
The probability of 16 to 17 is really very low. "
Seeing this scene, the water friends were elated:
"oh! oh! oh"
"That's right! That's right! Keep breaking it!"
"Haha! God doesn't care about the face of the big horse monkey!
Brother Fan’s previous live broadcast growth rate seems to have not broken yet!
This is the first time! "
"Brother Fan, come on! Hold on! Don't make it tonight!
Let the Malaysian Monkey trick us just now! "
"How crazy are you, Malaysian monkey? God won't stand with you tonight!
Even if you ask Brother Ouhuangfan to give you a buff, you are destined not to be a 17 today! "
The big horse monkey curled his lips in disdain:
"I see, you old hangers are too happy!
It’s not like everyone knows how difficult it is to go from 16 to 17. Isn’t it normal for one of them to break?
Let you go crazy now.
After a while my brother Chen Fan will give me 17, I will wait to see how you hipsters pull down your pants haha! "
After finishing speaking, Da Ma Hou stopped talking, and turned his attention back to Chen Fan's live broadcast room.
At this time, Chen Fan had already started to augment the second 16 earrings.
The water friends did the same, and continued to chant the spell in their hearts to pray that the second earring would also fail!
It seems that they moved God, but this time the result was still a failure.
Now, the water friends are happier.
The big horse monkey also started to panic, but soon he adjusted his mentality.
"The probability of 16 to 17 is so low, it's normal to lose two, isn't there two more?
Next, Chen Fan will definitely give me a 17!"
At this time, the result of the third 16 earring increase also came out, but it still failed.
Now the big horse monkey was completely panicked, with a surprised expression on his face, thinking in his heart:
"Fuck! Chen Fan is the Emperor of Europe!
He has lost three times in a row. Could it be that today is really not suitable for increasing? "
Seeing the expression of the big horse monkey, the water friends felt comfortable.
"Haha! Big Horse Monkey! You just want to trick us!
Do you still want us to shit our pants?
Now it's just an earring, you can't hit 17 earrings today, we will accept the [-] million fish balls with a smile! "
"We ordinary people are so happy today!"
"What Da Ma Hou did just now has already aroused the wrath of the sky, Da Ma Monkey just wait, this is just the beginning!
I just made a fortune for you, you will be unlucky for at least a week! "
"There is one more, everyone, don't be too happy, what if Brother Fan is the last one to explode?"
"Brother, the probability of this is too small.
Brother Fan is not lucky tonight, the first three have all lost, and the fourth will definitely not succeed! "
Da Ma Hou also felt that Chen Fan was useless tonight, but the [-] million fish balls were nothing to Da Ma Hou, and if he lost, he lost.
He can't admit defeat:
"What do you know? It must be that the way this old man increases his power is wrong!
At the critical moment, the king of growth and enhancement of our country's server, the Black Iron Supreme Emperor, must take action!
See how I call this old man into a red 17! "
With that said, Da Ma Hou dialed Chen Fan's prestige number.
"Hey buddy, what's up?
Don't you want to part with these [-] million fish balls? "
"How is it possible, I can definitely have a red 17 earring today!
It was because you went in the wrong way just now, that's why you didn't succeed.
Today, the increase king of our country's server is the king of enhancement, and the black iron emperor will teach you how to 100% become a red 17 earring!
This is my secret, even my chief disciple Long Bao doesn't know it.
I can't teach such cheats for nothing, just give me 10 super hot tuition fees! "
Hearing this, Chen Fan laughed, he knew that Da Ma Hou must want to make a show effect.
He is also happy to cooperate:
"Okay, Brother Bao, then your national server will lose its boost, strengthen it, and give me an idea."
As he spoke, Chen Fan also typed out the words he said on the public screen.
This made the water friends laugh.
"Brother Fan 666!
How apt! "
"Isn't it? Brother Fan dares to call himself King of Amplification and Emperor Heitie, and he doesn't even look at who Brother Fan is.
"12 black irons are better than 12 diamonds in Fan Ge's hands. Except for today, Fan Ge has never failed in increasing his power.
I think the king of growth in the national server, the Black Iron Supreme Emperor, should be Brother Fan! "
This line that Chen Fan typed made the monkey amused:
"I'll hang you monkey! Chen Fan, don't go back to Xiying, what if you go back to Xiying to see me, I'll kill you!"
After the two smiled, the big horse monkey took the lead and said:
"Seriously.
Fan, I feel that your first few failures should be the reason for the useless mat.
Now I also have a 16 Taidao, and the red 18 Shengyao dagger is useless, why don't you use it as a cushion before you drop an earring. "
Hearing this, Chen Fan froze for a moment.
This 18-inch Sheng Yao dagger has been with many water friends who like Damascus for many years.
After the dagger was broken, many people still miss it.
In 2022, several years after it was broken, some fans ordered a song on the TV station for this 18-year-old Shengyao dagger.
Many water friends feel sorry for the broken dagger.
Many people even edited several versions of the video, and some even showed the macaque crying.
At this time, many water friends were reluctant to hear Da Mahou said that he wanted to shatter the Shengyao dagger.
"Isn't it? Damascus, your mat is a bit heavy. That is the red 18 Sheng Yao dagger.
It is the shortest symbol of your national service! "
"This short sword has been with you since ancient times, it's good to keep it as a souvenir, why do you have to break it?"
"Don't get on the big horse monkey, let's keep it.
Take it out and have a look in the future, it is good to miss the past! "
Chen Fan also persuaded at this time:
"Brother Bao, think again.
After all, this dagger has been with you for so many years.
It's a shame it's broken. "
To be honest, the Malaysian monkey is not quite willing.
But Sheng Yao is a weapon that is destined to be eliminated after all. Even if it is upgraded to 19, it is not as good as his 16-level Skyfall Sword.
Instead of this, it is better to use it to fight.
If this Shengyao short sword can be replaced with a 17 earring after it is shattered, then it will be considered a worthwhile life!
So the big horse monkey sighed, his tone full of reluctance:
"Fan, pad it."
These four short words seemed to explain every detail of Shengyao Dagger's many years of fighting with Da Mahou.
At this moment, Da Ma Hou suddenly felt a little empty in his heart.
Chen Fan sighed, the 17 earrings of the Dama Monkey in his previous life seemed to be made after the Dama Monkey smashed the Shengyao dagger.
Only this time, the person who performed the knife became himself.
He didn't know if the situation would develop like in his previous life if he did it himself.
But since the Malaysian monkeys have said so, let's do it ourselves.
Thinking of this, Chen Fan put the Shengyao dagger on the booster, and pressed the space bar decisively!
(End of this chapter)
The big horse monkey is triumphant, but those water friends are all wailing.
"My fish balls! Don't make it, Brother Fan!"
"Brother Fan, Da Ma Hou tricked me into selling all my wealth!
Brother Fan, I beg you, don't make it! "
"Hey, what daydreams are you guys doing, can Brother Fan still make it happen?
Our fish balls are all in vain. "
"In the future, you can no longer trust the Malaysian monkey. The Malaysian monkey is really not a species!"
"Brother Fan, if you break all four 4s today, you will be my father in the future!
I clock in one plane every day! "
Chen Fan already knew what Dama Monkey was thinking, he just laughed and thought:
"Da Mahou is really confident. This is 16 to 17. He is really not afraid of me overturning."
Thinking of this, Chen Fan turned on Krent's Amplifier and began to amplify the first earring.
Chen Fan has never used mats for equipment.
In Chen Fan's view, using a cushion can only serve as a comforting effect.
Just do it straight away, why do you do those twists and turns?
If you succeed, forget it.
The moment the amplification started, everyone stared at the animation of the amplifier.
The water friends who placed bets in the Damahou live broadcast room kept thinking in their hearts:
"Don't make it! If it becomes my fish ball, it will be in vain!"
Finally, the animation ended, and the 16 earrings in the booster disappeared!
Chen Fan smiled and spread his hands:
"Brothers, the first one lost.
The probability of 16 to 17 is really very low. "
Seeing this scene, the water friends were elated:
"oh! oh! oh"
"That's right! That's right! Keep breaking it!"
"Haha! God doesn't care about the face of the big horse monkey!
Brother Fan’s previous live broadcast growth rate seems to have not broken yet!
This is the first time! "
"Brother Fan, come on! Hold on! Don't make it tonight!
Let the Malaysian Monkey trick us just now! "
"How crazy are you, Malaysian monkey? God won't stand with you tonight!
Even if you ask Brother Ouhuangfan to give you a buff, you are destined not to be a 17 today! "
The big horse monkey curled his lips in disdain:
"I see, you old hangers are too happy!
It’s not like everyone knows how difficult it is to go from 16 to 17. Isn’t it normal for one of them to break?
Let you go crazy now.
After a while my brother Chen Fan will give me 17, I will wait to see how you hipsters pull down your pants haha! "
After finishing speaking, Da Ma Hou stopped talking, and turned his attention back to Chen Fan's live broadcast room.
At this time, Chen Fan had already started to augment the second 16 earrings.
The water friends did the same, and continued to chant the spell in their hearts to pray that the second earring would also fail!
It seems that they moved God, but this time the result was still a failure.
Now, the water friends are happier.
The big horse monkey also started to panic, but soon he adjusted his mentality.
"The probability of 16 to 17 is so low, it's normal to lose two, isn't there two more?
Next, Chen Fan will definitely give me a 17!"
At this time, the result of the third 16 earring increase also came out, but it still failed.
Now the big horse monkey was completely panicked, with a surprised expression on his face, thinking in his heart:
"Fuck! Chen Fan is the Emperor of Europe!
He has lost three times in a row. Could it be that today is really not suitable for increasing? "
Seeing the expression of the big horse monkey, the water friends felt comfortable.
"Haha! Big Horse Monkey! You just want to trick us!
Do you still want us to shit our pants?
Now it's just an earring, you can't hit 17 earrings today, we will accept the [-] million fish balls with a smile! "
"We ordinary people are so happy today!"
"What Da Ma Hou did just now has already aroused the wrath of the sky, Da Ma Monkey just wait, this is just the beginning!
I just made a fortune for you, you will be unlucky for at least a week! "
"There is one more, everyone, don't be too happy, what if Brother Fan is the last one to explode?"
"Brother, the probability of this is too small.
Brother Fan is not lucky tonight, the first three have all lost, and the fourth will definitely not succeed! "
Da Ma Hou also felt that Chen Fan was useless tonight, but the [-] million fish balls were nothing to Da Ma Hou, and if he lost, he lost.
He can't admit defeat:
"What do you know? It must be that the way this old man increases his power is wrong!
At the critical moment, the king of growth and enhancement of our country's server, the Black Iron Supreme Emperor, must take action!
See how I call this old man into a red 17! "
With that said, Da Ma Hou dialed Chen Fan's prestige number.
"Hey buddy, what's up?
Don't you want to part with these [-] million fish balls? "
"How is it possible, I can definitely have a red 17 earring today!
It was because you went in the wrong way just now, that's why you didn't succeed.
Today, the increase king of our country's server is the king of enhancement, and the black iron emperor will teach you how to 100% become a red 17 earring!
This is my secret, even my chief disciple Long Bao doesn't know it.
I can't teach such cheats for nothing, just give me 10 super hot tuition fees! "
Hearing this, Chen Fan laughed, he knew that Da Ma Hou must want to make a show effect.
He is also happy to cooperate:
"Okay, Brother Bao, then your national server will lose its boost, strengthen it, and give me an idea."
As he spoke, Chen Fan also typed out the words he said on the public screen.
This made the water friends laugh.
"Brother Fan 666!
How apt! "
"Isn't it? Brother Fan dares to call himself King of Amplification and Emperor Heitie, and he doesn't even look at who Brother Fan is.
"12 black irons are better than 12 diamonds in Fan Ge's hands. Except for today, Fan Ge has never failed in increasing his power.
I think the king of growth in the national server, the Black Iron Supreme Emperor, should be Brother Fan! "
This line that Chen Fan typed made the monkey amused:
"I'll hang you monkey! Chen Fan, don't go back to Xiying, what if you go back to Xiying to see me, I'll kill you!"
After the two smiled, the big horse monkey took the lead and said:
"Seriously.
Fan, I feel that your first few failures should be the reason for the useless mat.
Now I also have a 16 Taidao, and the red 18 Shengyao dagger is useless, why don't you use it as a cushion before you drop an earring. "
Hearing this, Chen Fan froze for a moment.
This 18-inch Sheng Yao dagger has been with many water friends who like Damascus for many years.
After the dagger was broken, many people still miss it.
In 2022, several years after it was broken, some fans ordered a song on the TV station for this 18-year-old Shengyao dagger.
Many water friends feel sorry for the broken dagger.
Many people even edited several versions of the video, and some even showed the macaque crying.
At this time, many water friends were reluctant to hear Da Mahou said that he wanted to shatter the Shengyao dagger.
"Isn't it? Damascus, your mat is a bit heavy. That is the red 18 Sheng Yao dagger.
It is the shortest symbol of your national service! "
"This short sword has been with you since ancient times, it's good to keep it as a souvenir, why do you have to break it?"
"Don't get on the big horse monkey, let's keep it.
Take it out and have a look in the future, it is good to miss the past! "
Chen Fan also persuaded at this time:
"Brother Bao, think again.
After all, this dagger has been with you for so many years.
It's a shame it's broken. "
To be honest, the Malaysian monkey is not quite willing.
But Sheng Yao is a weapon that is destined to be eliminated after all. Even if it is upgraded to 19, it is not as good as his 16-level Skyfall Sword.
Instead of this, it is better to use it to fight.
If this Shengyao short sword can be replaced with a 17 earring after it is shattered, then it will be considered a worthwhile life!
So the big horse monkey sighed, his tone full of reluctance:
"Fan, pad it."
These four short words seemed to explain every detail of Shengyao Dagger's many years of fighting with Da Mahou.
At this moment, Da Ma Hou suddenly felt a little empty in his heart.
Chen Fan sighed, the 17 earrings of the Dama Monkey in his previous life seemed to be made after the Dama Monkey smashed the Shengyao dagger.
Only this time, the person who performed the knife became himself.
He didn't know if the situation would develop like in his previous life if he did it himself.
But since the Malaysian monkeys have said so, let's do it ourselves.
Thinking of this, Chen Fan put the Shengyao dagger on the booster, and pressed the space bar decisively!
(End of this chapter)
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