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Chapter 86 Love Makes Us Walk Upright

Li Tianqi didn't dare to look at what the proctoscope looked like, and he was so nervous that he didn't pay attention to whether the female intern was by his side.

"Lie down and take off your pants!" It was this sentence again...

This time—this time the pain was much worse, and he was still spinning inside? !It hurts even more!Your grandpa's, did you lubricate it? !

"Look up at the computer screen on the table!" said the doctor.

Li Tianqi bit his lip in pain, your grandfather's, how can you be in the mood to look at the computer in such pain, why don't you try it?But I finally had the opportunity to see my own situation with my own eyes, so I shouldn't miss it, after all, the pain can't be in vain.

This... this, I can't understand either, so the doctor will explain the situation to you while blasting him...

Lin Yuchen was tired from sitting on the chair in the lobby, so he wandered around the hospital lobby, when he met a doctor who kept staring at him.

Lin Yuchen thought, could it be my fan?

"Hello, I see that your complexion is yellow, it seems that something is wrong with your body, why don't you have a checkup!"

Check your sister!Is there such a fool?I also see that your seal is black, it may be because you are obsessed with money.

Seeing that Lin Yuchen didn't speak, the doctor said again: "You don't believe me? Well, if the result is all right, the examination fee will be free!"

"All right!"

At this time, the female intern came out with Li Tianqi, Lin Yuchen explained the situation to Li Tianqi and went to check.

Li Tianqi was taken to the toll window and asked to pay the fee, which was 350 yuan in total.

"Isn't it free?"

"Rectal exams are free, but blood tests and EKGs are not."

"..." I was deceived by the advertisement!Well, you have checked me for so long, and you are sure that it is only hemorrhoids, so I am relieved, and the fee should be charged, okay.

"I'll arrange a minimally invasive surgery for you later."

"I won't do it, no matter how small the surgery is, there are risks." Li Tianqi has long heard that if he doesn't do it well, he will lose control of his bowels. , the class is in class... suddenly... Hey, it's so disgusting, if you suddenly...

……

"We are a big hospital, and the chance of surgery failure is very small!"

"That's also possible. My luck has never been bad. As long as there is a [-]% unlucky thing that will happen, it will happen to me [-]%."

In the end, Li Tianqi still didn't have the operation, and sat obediently in the lobby waiting for Lin Yuchen, cursing the hemorrhoids from time to time, and using his mobile phone to Baidu the rumors of ten people and nine hemorrhoids, to see if there are really so many people like that. If so, he will be happy. There are so many people accompanying him, hehe.

After checking it again and again, it seems to be true, but there is another article that comforts him even more. The article is about why so many human beings suffer from this problem.

The above said that this is the price paid by human beings to choose to walk upright, because long-term upright walking and long-term sitting posture will lead to poor rectal venous return, which leads to this problem, so animals other than humans never have hemorrhoids.

Speaking of walking upright, Li Tianqi remembered a poem about the love of primitive people that his high school teacher told them: You are from Zhoukou, BJ, and I am from Yuanmou, Yunnan. Hold your hairy hand, and love makes us walk upright.

Li Tianqi wanted to add a sentence at the end of this poem: From then on, everyone has hemorrhoids.

While snickering, Li Tianqi suddenly saw Lin Yuchen coming out with the test results in his hand, his face was pale and his eyes were straight.

　Am I a little slower?Then hit me with a recommendation ticket. If you hit too much, I will definitely speed up, don't you believe it?If you don't believe me, try it

　　


(End of this chapter)