Fast Time Traveling Girlfriend: Boss is coming, please attack

Chapter 23 Shoulder Surgery
woo woo woo woo……

I couldn't help sobbing, tears welled up on my face buried between my legs.

"Mom..." I was so uncomfortable that I started to call my mother.

Boom...Mom, the baby is so uncomfortable, the baby needs a loving hug!

Your dear daughter was bullied by a bad man outside, so come and scold him!
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." I cried louder and louder.

It's all caused by that villain named Yi Eryi... woo woo woo...

"Why are you crying and howling? You can't sleep comfortably!"

I was scolding him in my heart, and he came. I really said that Cao Cao would be there.

I don't pay attention to this uninvited and unqualified bastard. All the pain I am enduring now is thanks to him, and he still has the face to blame me.

It's really shameless!

Hehe, once Yi Er said that he came back from an alien planet, his face must have undergone skin augmentation surgery in an alien planet, otherwise, how could his face be so thick?
"I heard you crying father and mother from a long distance away. You are such an adult, so don't be ashamed! Tsk tsk~"

Tsk, your sister! Tsk!I give you a tut!
Believe it or not, if you click your tongue again, I dare to make you look confused in the face of Xiang, the super invincible stinker from the universe that I just pulled?
"Uh-huh~, it stinks! What did you do here? Fortunately, I brought an air freshener with me. Come on, spray it on you first..."

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi -

I was stunned with a face: ...

Nima ah ah ah ah! ! !
this person!this person!I'm going to put my hand off this man's mouth!

I endured my severe pain and discomfort, stretched out my finger in the air, and the point where my finger was pointing was the mouth of Yi Eryi who was grinning badly at the moment...

Damn it, I don't believe I can't disgust you anymore!

bingo--!It's in!

"Ahahaha~~~~! How does it taste? Hahaha... I just pooped and didn't wash my hands! Hahahahaha, squeak, pain, pain, let go, don't you think it's dirty? Let me tell you about me Not only did I not wash my hands, but I put my hand in--AHHHHHHHH!!!"

Il is a dog, my hand was almost bitten off by this beast!

Yi Er pushed my hand away and sarcastically said: "No wonder you are still single. With such a weird existence like you, you can only deceive netizens who have returned from aliens and don't know anything about kindness and deceit."

"And as a kind and deceitful me who came down like a god to save you from the sea of ​​singleness, I will forgive you generously this time, but I will not be an example. Then... now I will perform a shoulder surgery for you to help you remove Wings, are you... ready?"

Shoulder surgery?What the hell is that?

Without me asking, Yi Er immediately understood my body language and took the initiative to explain: "Shoulder surgery is similar to laparotomy. The difference is that laparotomy is for giving birth, while shoulder surgery is for you to complete it more smoothly. Feathering."

"Also, all the discomfort you experienced just now is just an early experience of the childbirth process. When you actually have a child in the future, you will feel much better, so...you should thank me for giving you a precious time. Experience the opportunity instead of holding a grudge against me."

I'm going, this feeling of not being able to poop...is about to have a baby?

"Ahhhh... it hurts so much, come on, come on, what are you waiting for, I'm going to give birth!" I screamed in pain.

(End of this chapter)