Everyone thinks God likes me

Chapter 87
A buzzing sound came from the headset, reminding Ping Yuyue that someone had sent her a message, and the cute cockatiel head flashed repeatedly.

System prompt: The player [Xuanfeng] presents you with a rare mount [Nine-Tailed Demon Fox] - limited to the first month of closed beta players, and the movement speed increases by 50% after being equipped.

【agree refuse】

Nine-tailed demon fox?Isn't this the material fee she paid for the god-level dowry [bright red underpants] she ordered from [Three Hearts]? 【Xuanfeng】God is coming back?

【Xuanfeng】smiled lightly and said: "President's great wedding, the magical costume [bright red pants] is the intention of [Three Hearts], how can we charge for the gift money? [Three Hearts] Are you right? ?”

[Three Hearts] Covering his bandage-covered head, he muttered in a low voice, "I'm not happy if I'm only allowed to pay for it."

【Second Aunt】knocked 【Three Hearts】on the forehead with a long ruler, and reprimanded: "You are the only one who has a wrong mind, and you dare to ask for things from the president's wife!"

[Three Hearts] wanted to cry but did not have any tears to quibble: "How dare I want it, did I return it so disrespectfully?"

[Xuanfeng] squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "Nonsense, obviously I snatched it back."

[Three Hearts] Dare to be angry and dare not speak out, and complained in his heart that "too much". God knows what he has experienced since he was equipped with [Bright Red Underpants].

On the day after the wedding, the president of [Xuanfeng] held a sharp long sword and blocked his way, and [Three Hearts] was frightened from the bottom of his heart. He greeted with a guilty conscience: "President, do you know all about it?"

【Xuanfeng】Gently replied: "Well, of course I need to know about your 'good intentions'."

[Three Hearts] swallowed his saliva, since the day he decided to make red underpants for the president, he had expected this moment, but he never expected that when this moment came, his legs would be weak and his whole body would tremble !
Looking at the ice-blue long sword in the hands of the Great God [Xuanfeng], he could even imagine what he would look like after death. The precious equipment on his body would be stripped off by everyone in the guild one by one, and his naked body would be thrown in the On the icy snow, his good friend 【Eryi】would mourn for him, then kicked him fiercely, cursed him with "deserved it", and walked away without looking back.

[Three Hearts] He fell on the snow ground exhausted physically and mentally, and everything happened as he expected.In front of the computer, through the screen, he calmly looked at his good friend [Er Yi]. The two were originally from the same forest, and a catastrophe was imminent, but the second aunt didn't even collect the corpse for him.

[Eryi] He walked over his corpse without hesitation, and greeted the two young ladies in front of him who were in good shape: "What are the measurements of the young lady? Add a friend, I am the number one brocade weaver in full service, Help ladies make fashion for free!"

Woohoo, this damn second aunt is a liar who plays with his feelings!
What kind of mutual love is worthless in front of a young lady!
……

After a while, [Three Hearts] came back to life automatically, and just as he stretched his muscles and bones, [Xuanfeng], the Great God, was caught off guard and slashed down with his sword. [Three Hearts] suddenly spit out a mouthful of blood. In white clothes, he vaguely saw the bright red underpants of someone's skirt, which looked like the color of his blood, how ironic.

[Three Hearts] Poor Ji has been pursuing the supreme quality all his life, and now, he finally found it by accident.His pupils shrank suddenly, and he couldn't help shouting: "Ah, so these are the pants I poured out with my own blood! This is the supreme work of art in my forging career!"

[Xuanfeng] was slightly startled. He subconsciously covered his fluttering gown and said angrily, "Sanxin, you are so disgusting."

The young Mrs. Zheng who was watching [[-]] pointed to [Three Hearts], Tong Yanwuji said: "Uncle Housekeeper, there is a pervert here who even peeped under the man's skirt."

(End of this chapter)