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Chapter 1: Step 1 of Crossing Dudley: Give Harry a Warm Childhood
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Chapter 2 Hagrid: Even Muggles know that my wand was confiscated?
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Chapter 3 Ollivander's Wand, weighing 8 pounds (realistic)
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Chapter 4 Dudley Dursley and the 175 cm solid cast iron wand
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Chapter 5: Hogwarts Peach White, Too Bad Tongue Can't Kill
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Chapter 6: No House Sorting, No Place to Deduct Points, Dudley 1 vs. Malfoy
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Chapter 7: The Sorting Hat: Sometimes I am really scared. If I tell the truth, I will be beaten.
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Chapter 8 You two brothers are the same, one is a red-faced man and the other is a white-faced man
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Chapter 9 The most touching episode, who can sign an unbreakable oath right away?
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Chapter 10: Snape: It was a close call. I almost went online with my real name.
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Chapter 11: Not being able to fly doesn’t mean you can’t jump high, the inequality is solved in seco
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Chapter 12: The Quaffle Doesn't Want to Fly into the Hands of a Man Like This for the First Tim
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Chapter 13: The most satisfying episode, Filch: Who is doing Tai Chi?
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Chapter 14 Ron's Happy Spell, but the happiest one should be the street lamp
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Chapter 15: Gloves are not weapons, they are just insurance to protect you from being beaten to deat
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Chapter 16 Wizard training: lifting weights, protein powder, and using weights!
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Chapter 17: If you can't hit someone directly, then using the Quaffle won't count as a fou
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Chapter 18: Even more powerful than the spoilers is Miss Granger's brain
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Chapter 19 The strongest weapon is always the box opening, the half-blood prince calls himself invin
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Chapter 20 Since that’s the case, I won’t pretend anymore. I have a script!
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Chapter 21 The Wizard's Best Christmas Gift - Alloy Brass Knuckles
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Chapter 22: Caring for Empty-Nest Old Deng, Starting with a Pair of Wool Socks
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Chapter 23: Rectify the school spirit at Hogwarts! Dudley strikes hard!
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Chapter 24: Even your father has never hit you? Is Neville considered an elder of the Malfoy family?
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Chapter 25: All the blame for Hogwarts today will be paid by Mr. Snape!
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Chapter 26 Don’t worry about whether the finished product is correct or not, just tell me whether yo
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Chapter 27 Neville? When did you come? Yes, I love you too
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Chapter 28 Lu Wei: I should have known not to have three heads. It's embarrassing to be knocked
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Chapter 29: The King of Chess Plays Chess, Wins Half a Piece Weasley
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Chapter 30 There is an old drama called "Chess Warriors", but most British wizards have pr
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Chapter 31 Dudley Dursley and Garlic Voldemort
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Chapter 32 You're right, but what about your nose?
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Chapter 33: In the East, there is Huang Xin, the Town of 3 Mountains, and in England, there is Dali,
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Chapter 34: Bibi Multi-Flavor Beans: Swallow the Spicy! Dumbledore! How do you feel now?
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Chapter 35 Hufflepuff: It was quite sudden. How did I suddenly become the last one?
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Chapter 36: Brother Zha: I want a Firebolt! Narcissa: Do I look like a Firebolt?
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Chapter 37 Love and Devotion 1 Family Group members: Vernon, Petunia, Dudley, Harry
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Chapter 38 All House-Elves! Unite!
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Chapter 39: Free-range system, the golden finger depends on fighting! Dudley's sharp review: Ho
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Chapter 40 Owl: Wake up! I saw the troll walking into Diagon Alley.
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Chapter 41 Ron: I am wild, and Harry is your biological son
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Chapter 42 It has to be said that the Weasleys have stronger intuition than the Savior
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Chapter 43: If you hesitate, you will fail. Click 44 Magnum to claim your life!
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Chapter 44: Save where you should, spend where you should, invest in your future daughter-in-law, it
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Chapter 45 The feeling of being supported by the savior is... pretty good!
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Chapter 46: Lockhart, Friend of Women, is he considered a scholar in the magical world?
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Chapter 47: Brother: Fortunately, it was my father who beat me, otherwise I would be in trouble.
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Chapter 48: The battle between wizards must be decided with fists!
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Chapter 49 Dudley: CJ? When did you come? Yes, I love you too (sure)
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Chapter 50 Car: If I had known he was so reckless, I would not have run. Why would I bother running
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Chapter 51 Snape: I can't live for 1 o'clock. You Gryffindors like to protect your childre
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Chapter 52 Gryffindor House Motto: Just be reckless!
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Chapter 53: Profound Herbology, Gifted Longbottom
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Chapter 54: Stinky Mandrakes, there must be 114 of them
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Chapter 55 Ron, do you want to donate the threshold to the church?
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Chapter 56: Ideals are great. It would be great if you were not the only one who could forget everyt
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Chapter 57 1 Rita Skeeter: Identified as a student of journalism
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Chapter 58: Draco swears, Dudley beats Malfoy
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Chapter 59: You are still fiddling with your 13 pure-blood theory. It’s almost the 21st century!
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Chapter 60: Defeat prejudice with political correctness! Dudley: Nobles? What nobility?
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Chapter 61: Rebirth of the Hogwarts Chef God—Let foreigners taste what Chinese cuisine is!
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Chapter 62 Look at Your Bird - I Mean, Owl
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Chapter 63: The Legend of the Condor Heroes: The Division of England, when will the Eight Dragon Sub
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Chapter 64: Can a wizard with an adult education degree be used to take the civil service exam?
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Chapter 65 It’s just a broom anyway, so what’s wrong with sweeping the floor?
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Chapter 66 The romance of a wizard burns out in the boxing ring! (bushi)
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Chapter 67: Filch: Cat...My Cat...
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Chapter 68: Your brother D's reputation is also ranked first in Hogwarts
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Chapter 69 Hermione: Do you know that I hate you like a piece of wood?
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Chapter 70: Learn the Flying Spell, and Don’t Worry About Smashing and Destroying
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Chapter 71 Whomping Willow: Stop pulling my hair out, I’m bald
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Chapter 72 RNM, give me back the money! Are you worthy of us? I knock!
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Chapter 73: The poor camera has to be petrified.
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Chapter 74 Even the all-powerful cousin Dudley can't handle some things, such as Hermione
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Chapter 75: Snape: The position I wanted so much was given to such a jerk? It's time to take re
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Chapter 76 Man! What the can I say! Cobra out!
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Chapter 77: Snape, the drunkard of Hoburg, Dudley: My wine!
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Chapter 78: Enough with the literature. Is this popular in Hogwarts?
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Chapter 79: The servile Sorting Hat is somewhat funny
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Chapter 80: For Dumbledore, Legilimency is just a passive skill
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Chapter 81 What do you British people know about Christmas Eve?
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Chapter 82: Abstract Gifts for Christmas
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Chapter 83: Pokémon: Hogwarts Dream Division - Meow Meow Hermione
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Chapter 84 Some people are really emotional, so I won’t name them Hermione Granger
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Chapter 85: As for that Yili Chocolate, Hogwarts School will be renamed Academy (Sad)
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Chapter 86 Luna? When did you come? Yes, I love you too
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Chapter 87 Quack! Hermione! Don't die!
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Chapter 88: I was spanked twice in one semester, and each time was a new experience
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Chapter 89 Fainting (Physical), Who says you can’t cast a spell without a wand?
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Chapter 90 casts a blazing flame on yourself, is that considered Sunfire?
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Chapter 91 That Must Be Me!
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Chapter 92 I don't want casualty figures! I just want a secret room!
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Chapter 93 Please watch this episode: The basilisk is in danger, and the magic wand is dead!
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Chapter 94 Even the all-powerful cousin can't solve some problems
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Chapter 95 Who is this person to you? Lucius, watch out, do you dare to go against him?
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Chapter 96 Dudley Dursley is our king!
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Chapter 97: Cultivate both physical and magical skills, or break the world with fists?
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Chapter 98 This guy is rich, he can even speak louder!
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Chapter 99: A dull summer vacation, Sirius, and his aunt who is about to get into trouble
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Chapter 100 Penny: Good nephew, give her the whole job!